A classic story of a protective Father looking out for his favorite little girl by disapprovingly rejecting her new boyfriend.

The last boyfriend she brought back home 'didn't have any guts', and the one before that 'lacked a spine'. There was one with a 'bleeding heart' that Daddy B liked, but to be with her it 'cost him an arm and a leg'. She truly enjoyed 'pulling his leg' as upon seeing her his 'jaw hit the floor', so she 'kept his chin up' and 'gave him a hand'. That was when he sort of 'lost his tongue', but that never stopped her from 'picking his brain'.

Her being with Astarion might be 'like pulling teeth', but she truly loves him so the only way Daddy B breaks them apart is 'over her dead body'. Her distractions certainly 'make His blood boil', so it won't be the first time she'll have to 'stick her neck out' for her husband-to-be grin


As for the name; absolutely, it is Daisy Dewdrop Fluffington.

(Deception Check)

*rolls Nat 1*

Dang it... alright it is the Sleepless Knife, the Death's Dream, the Prophet Of The End, the Armageddon-Watcher, the Eternal Terror, the Little Slayer.

Unfortunately for an unholy mass-genocidal divine psychopath Daddy B is not very creative when it comes to naming His children (sadly enough they don't even have a birthday either), but it is certainly 10 times more cooler than naming a child Dick. Imagine being called Dick Urge grin