It occurs to me now that I should have put Sceleritas in the box.

They argue all the time and she doesn't even react anymore. Sceleritas always manages to annoy his lordship so much that he becomes less dignified than he would like to be. I then imagine him standing completely dirty after a fight with Sceleritas and brushing his hair. hahaha

Sceleritas was recently very angry because a large jar full of beetles was broken during the fight with Astarion. It was of irreplaceable value and all the delicious bugs escaped. Sceleritas then suggested several times that a divorce from him could be the only correct answer to this sacrilegious act. He would have already sharpened the blade of the sword, I would just have to complete the divorce. Sceleritas is always so thorough with the preparations.grin

"Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized" ~ Braingremlin