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I hope you all have happy holidays.  Let's hope that Sceleritas didn't cheat his way into the photos anywhere, as we know his penchant for photobombing.  Sceleritas is very happy about the big jar full of extra fat and disgusting bugs. He and Junior are now busy with finding a good hiding place for it , so that Astarion doesn't take it away from him... if Sceleritas would knew who gave him these beetles. Junior thinks it would be a good idea to take a look in the rooms under the palace... A few of my Blender exercises. Hope you have fun darlings. 
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A few of my Blender exercises. Hope you have fun darlings.  Oh wow, I love it, this is the cutest thing <33 Amazing work!  Their expressions, the poses, it all looks incredible! 👏👏 Sceleritas must be hiding somewhere in that darkness behind them? Thank you Sini for always being positive even through the difficult times, sharing your stories and making me smile and laugh this year. 😘 I'm grateful to have found a handful of nice, creative people who love this game and my favorite characters as much as I do! 
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Oh wow, I love it, this is the cutest thing <33 Amazing work!  Their expressions, the poses, it all looks incredible! 👏👏 Sceleritas must be hiding somewhere in that darkness behind them? Thank you Sini for always being positive even through the difficult times, sharing your stories and making me smile and laugh this year. 😘 I'm grateful to have found a handful of nice, creative people who love this game and my favorite characters as much as I do!  Awwww ... thank you  Next I will work on bringing the poses into the game. I hope that we can use them later in Photo Mode to take screenshots with poses and facial expressions like this. In the game it's not really noticeable how big body type 2 is compared to body type 1... Astarion has huge hands. I'm glad you like it and that my ideas make you smile and laugh.  And don't think that I don't watch your cute videos on Youtube...  Staying positive is often not easy, so I'm even happier when I can convey it for a short time.I am also grateful to have met all the wonderful people here in the forum, from all over the world, who share my hobby and ideas. And of course we will have fun next year. And thank you for understanding my "Dark Urge Gremlin Google Translator", which translates the wildest things from what I say.  Sceleritas and Junior prefer to disappear quickly... there are certainly better adventures to discover in the basement...
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And thank you for understanding my "Dark Urge Gremlin Google Translator", which translates the wildest things from what I say.  Oh, the gremlin translator gets some of the credit for making me laugh too. xD Sceleritas and Junior prefer to disappear quickly... there are certainly better adventures to discover in the basement... Another sweet & beautiful scene 😍 This is so well done! That look on Astarion's face with the slightly wrinkled brow during the kiss makes it look very realistic, touching, and so full of emotion. <3 I can't wait to see more of your work and what you put into the game! They're such a sweet family of evil pure beans! 🥺 I'm excited to start playing around with the photo mode and what we all come up with. And curious to see what else might have been added, even if it hasn't been announced.. Happy New Year!! <33 🙌🎊
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Thank you my sweet.  Unfortunately, I had a cold over the holidays and ended up sleeping in bed. But of course my brain didn't stay calm creating images and stories for our villains.  The new year began for Sceleritas with Astarion pulling him up the wall by his neck until he was at eye level. His face almost touched Sceleritas's. Scelertias still held onto the still-smoking match he had used to light the rocket Astarion Jr. was bound to. Junior flew into the darkness with a loud and joyful “HUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!”. Astarion then turned himself into a bat to follow the little ones. Laughing, the little one sat in the snow with his rusty white fur. So Astarion brought the little one home while he shouted "Fly with the rocket again, Daddy". They had stolen the rocket from Felogyr's Fireworks and thought it would be a good idea to use it that way. Now they both clean the floors in the palace. Happy New Year.  I'm currently working on the criminal career of our favorite villains. I got a sketchbook for Christmas so I don't have a pile of notes lying around anymore.  Let's see how long this works well. ^^
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I've been watching some old silent movies and black and white movies lately. Hence my free interpretation of “Dracula” from 1931 with Bela Lugosi with a touch of “Sin City”. I like how in the old horror movies the eyes were always emphasized dramatically. Have fun darlings. 
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Wow, that's just adorable! And such a cute kiss on the nose at the end...  Ha-ha! “My parents don’t do that!”  The new year began for Sceleritas with Astarion pulling him up the wall by his neck until he was at eye level. His face almost touched Sceleritas's. Scelertias still held onto the still-smoking match he had used to light the rocket Astarion Jr. was bound to. Junior flew into the darkness with a loud and joyful “HUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!”. Astarion then turned himself into a bat to follow the little ones.
Laughing, the little one sat in the snow with his rusty white fur. So Astarion brought the little one home while he shouted "Fly with the rocket again, Daddy". They had stolen the rocket from Felogyr's Fireworks and thought it would be a good idea to use it that way.
Now they both clean the floors in the palace. ...At first the little Lord thought that the best and most innovative approach to cleaning the floors would be to pour all the water from the bucket onto the floor and dress the proverbial bucket on Sceleritas' head. The result - a big dirty puddle, wet shoes and Sceleritas swearing bad words - did not quite suit him (well, except for the last point - here Astarion Jr. chuckled happily and even wrote down some words in his notebook as a reminder). But something had to be done about everything else... “I... I did wrong...” - The little boy furrowed his nose thoughtfully and wiggled his elf ears. “But what did I do wrong?” Scleritas rounded his eyes in surprise, hearing such a confession from the little heir. “Yes! That's right!” Astarion Jr. had an epiphany. “I should never have touched that bucket to begin with...” The little boy made an aristocratic contemptuous gesture with his dainty fingers and snorted proudly, copying his daddy diligently. "It's no business for a Lord to mop some floors! I have to create an army of undead that will horrify the world! Then they'll mop the floors, do some other things, and I can sit on my dad's and my throne and play and eat all the candy..." Sceleritas had no sooner mentioned Bhaal in vain than the heir flew into his father's study, ripped the page with the spell “Summon Ghouls” out of his book, and came rushing back. Sceleritas decided that learning black magic was the perfect thing for a child to do and, with a gloating grin, dutifully brought in a few fresh Harper corpses, having fished them out of the sewers near the secret passage to the castle (spy work doesn't always end well) for the young heir's necromantic experiments. Astarion Junior was doing his best to recite the spell. He frowned his eyebrows and squinted his eyes, and even the tips of his small ears twitched slightly. The pile of flesh stirred and began to take shape. The first ghoul was a lump of flesh, and where some creatures had a tail, it had a leg sticking out. And on the leg were horns. The second ghoul came out better - pretty passable, but horribly fat and with a huge bone ring instead of a nose. “Ha ha!” Said the heir and pulled the ghoul by the ring, the ghoul grunted and sat down in a puddle. - Kill me! - moaned the first failed ghoul, writhing in agony. - Meat... Fresh meat... Yes..."- the second one wheezed. - No! Wash first! Meat later! - Astarion Junior pointed his finger imperiously at a muddy puddle on the floor where one of them was sitting. - I... I can't..." the ghouls gurgled. - Why is that? - The little one's ruby eyes rounded with surprise and indignation. - I have no hands... Kill me... - the first ghoul wheezed. - Boss... You are My Lord, - the other grunted. - And I'm the boss. Your right hand. I am the ultimate ghoul. - The ghoul proudly displayed a bone ring on which the unholy symbols of Bhaal burned brightly, much to Sceleritas' surprise. - I was created to sit in a puddle, grunting and giving orders to everyone. And you will give me meat... Fresh flesh... And I will devour it... And I will devour him right now too, to make him work well... - the fat ghoul opened its huge maw, aiming for a unlucky ghoul. - No! Ew, ew, you can't! Daddy, daddy, there's ghouls! Sceleritas stole your book and summoned the ghouls! They don't listen to me! Daddy! Oh, very atmospheric! One can imagine what Astarion would have looked like in the old movie...  To lift your spirits, a beautiful video of our beloved Astarion's most touching and romantic lines: <links removed by moderator>
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Temporarily locking this thread pending review. It had been left open despite the forum rule about discussion of Astarion endings because it was mainly just chat about Sini’s playthrough. But this wall of text post, despite repeated requests to keep posts concise, and sharing links that it’s not reasonable to expect mods to review to check for adherence with forum rules, is ringing warning bells. I suspect the thread will probably be opened again, but I want to check with the Community Management team about the specific guidance we want to issue about it. UPDATE 13 JAN: This thread is still under review by the Larian Community Management team. —————- UPDATE 14 JAN: Thread reopened after review by Larian Community Management team and, under their guidance, removal of links from the previous post. Please bear in mind that, for now, the rules about avoiding discussion of Astarion endings remain in place. We may try some careful experiments with closely moderated threads where folk with differing perspectives can debate constructively and civilly, with a view to hopefully relaxing the position in future, but the rules should still be adhered to in this thread. And also remember that these forums are not for private chats (unless you’re using the PM facility) and so when we post any opinions then we must be open to having people challenge and disagree with them as long as they do so civilly and constructively. This can derail a thread if the opinions shared are either not on topic or against forum rules. Folk who enjoy this thread and want to help keep it open as a place to chat with likeminded fans about their playthroughs and headcanons should make sure they’re sticking to forum rules and avoiding posting content that will invite debate. To help reduce impact on other forum members’ Active Posts feeds, I’d also suggest that fanfic type content that leads to longer posts is hidden behind spoiler tags (which I do recognise it often has been here). We’ll keep this thread under review, but for now, I declare this thread reopened 
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Oh, thank you for this sweet story Marielle.  I laughed so hard at the idea of this little bat flying out to steal a page from Thay's Necromancy and in his imagination already seeing himself sitting on Daddy's throne with a bag full of candies.  Sceleritas and Junior's ideas aren't getting any better. The next expected punishment is unlikely to be less. .... A dark figure moves quickly through the sewers. The footsteps echo through the branching corridors and the few lights cast long shadows. The rats hide fearfully in the darkness. The figure carries a larger, very stable-looking cage in one hand. The dim light allows us to see outlines in the cage. The dark figure purposefully approaches the entrance to the temple of Bhaal. He places the metal cage in front of the door with a clatter. "Hey, you meatbags, a visit for Bhaal. There's another ghoul tied up at the entrance to my palace and the remains of another." says the figure and quickly disappears into the darkness again. When the guards illuminate the cage with their lanterns, Sceleritas and Junior sit inside. Sceleritas tries to smile sheepishly. "You totally messed that up Sceleritas. Because of you we have to go to Grandpa. Grandpa stinks, the temple stinks, the food stinks and I probably stink already too. Then we have to listen to Grandpa's boring stories and look at pictures of all the Bhaalspawns ever and even more boring stories. It's all your fault. " Junior pushes Sceleritas and looks at him angrily. "Why you didn't stop me and why couldn't you control the ghouls? It's totally unfair that I'm being punished for your faults again." "Hey, don't rock the cage like that. We'll check in in the Dark Urge suit." Sceleritas complains to the guard. "Tiny Sceleritas will pick up your father's scented candles from the trash heap, your little cruelty." "Grandpa says sandalwood patchouli stinks and a lot of words I don't understand."
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I'm currently playing Origin Astarion and after I freed Gale from the portal I thought, "That guy doesn't look trustworthy, let's draw our weapons." I found the reaction very funny  I think it works with any character, I just never chose this option. After watching the video... Why doesn't he have the daggers in his hands? 
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I laughed so hard at the idea of this little bat flying out to steal a page from Thay's Necromancy and in his imagination already seeing himself sitting on Daddy's throne with a bag full of candies.  Sceleritas and Junior's ideas aren't getting any better. The next expected punishment is unlikely to be less. .... A dark figure moves quickly through the sewers. The footsteps echo through the branching corridors and the few lights cast long shadows. The rats hide fearfully in the darkness. The figure carries a larger, very stable-looking cage in one hand. The dim light allows us to see outlines in the cage. The dark figure purposefully approaches the entrance to the temple of Bhaal. He places the metal cage in front of the door with a clatter. "Hey, you meatbags, a visit for Bhaal. There's another ghoul tied up at the entrance to my palace and the remains of another." says the figure and quickly disappears into the darkness again. When the guards illuminate the cage with their lanterns, Sceleritas and Junior sit inside. Sceleritas tries to smile sheepishly. "You totally messed that up Sceleritas. Because of you we have to go to Grandpa. Grandpa stinks, the temple stinks, the food stinks and I probably stink already too. Then we have to listen to Grandpa's boring stories and look at pictures of all the Bhaalspawns ever and even more boring stories. It's all your fault. " Junior pushes Sceleritas and looks at him angrily. "Why you didn't stop me and why couldn't you control the ghouls? It's totally unfair that I'm being punished for your faults again." "Hey, don't rock the cage like that. We'll check in in the Dark Urge suit." Sceleritas complains to the guard. "Tiny Sceleritas will pick up your father's scented candles from the trash heap, your little cruelty." "Grandpa says sandalwood patchouli stinks and a lot of words I don't understand." Ah, the poor guys...  Everything stinks...  And it's all Sceleritas' fault, as always!  I imagine he's trying to smile sheepishly.  "What the hell is going on here? Where is my son?" Lord Astarion's loud voice echoed through the dungeon. "I'm here! I'm... I'm being killed! Help! Dad!" Astarion Jr. screamed as if he was being cut, and began swinging the cage with such effort, creating noise and seasickness for Sceleritas, that the cage failed, the old corroded chain broke, and the entire structure collapsed right onto the hapless guard. The guard tried to make a sound signifying either a curse or a plea, as Sceleritas vomited on him.
Astarion was instantly on the scene. He ripped the bars of the cage and pulled the little hooligan out. The little one hung limply in his arms. "You can do this. Get up - get up!" shouted Astarion, but at the last second the vampire's attentive gaze noticed a pair of small ruby eyes trying to peek out from under trembling lashes. “Don't play dumb, you little...” Astarion muttered in relief and made a serious face, but the corner of his mouth twitched slightly as if the Lord was trying hard not to laugh. The guard wheezed beneath the cage and Sceleritas, who had come to his senses after rocking in the cage and was now carefully wiping his suit with a black silk cloth.
“I need... I need candy... This... Last resort...” Trying hard, Astarion Jr. wheezed, making the gesture of a dying hero with a trembling hand. “My little prankster, don't you think you're being a little... Overplayed?” Skeptically chuckled Astarion Sr. “It's... It's all him...” The Kid pointed a finger at Sceleritas. He lifted his head and made himself comfortable in his father's arms, wrapping his arms around his neck. “Sceleritas said he...” The heir scratched the top of his head thoughtfully. "Said he was going to invite that... That jerk of a guy, whatever his name is... Ah! Gortash!"Sceleritas said he'd invite him to visit while you're away. And yes, I summoned the ghouls to... To stop that from happening!" Astarion Jr. looked at his father with sly eyes. “After all, better two ghouls in a puddle than *** *** *** *** *** (the kid repeated his dad's characterization of Gortash, mixing it with the Sceleritas swear words he'd managed to jot down in his notebook) in our throne room!”
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I love the stories! 😆 I'm weak whenever Gortash is mentioned in front of Astarion hahaha. I haven't had a chance yet but I still need to see that Gale scene for myself.  And I haven't forgotten the chair origin dialogues. Reminds me of one of my favorite amusing lines in the game: "You'd have us debate?! That Netherese Jack-in-the-box should be a blip on the horizon by now"
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"What the hell is going on here? Where is my son?" Lord Astarion's loud voice echoed through the dungeon. "I'm here! I'm... I'm being killed! Help! Dad!" Astarion Jr. screamed as if he was being cut, and began swinging the cage with such effort, creating noise and seasickness for Sceleritas, that the cage failed, the old corroded chain broke, and the entire structure collapsed right onto the hapless guard. The guard tried to make a sound signifying either a curse or a plea, as Sceleritas vomited on him.
Astarion was instantly on the scene. He ripped the bars of the cage and pulled the little hooligan out. The little one hung limply in his arms. "You can do this. Get up - get up!" shouted Astarion, but at the last second the vampire's attentive gaze noticed a pair of small ruby eyes trying to peek out from under trembling lashes. “Don't play dumb, you little...” Astarion muttered in relief and made a serious face, but the corner of his mouth twitched slightly as if the Lord was trying hard not to laugh. The guard wheezed beneath the cage and Sceleritas, who had come to his senses after rocking in the cage and was now carefully wiping his suit with a black silk cloth.
“I need... I need candy... This... Last resort...” Trying hard, Astarion Jr. wheezed, making the gesture of a dying hero with a trembling hand. “My little prankster, don't you think you're being a little... Overplayed?” Skeptically chuckled Astarion Sr. “It's... It's all him...” The Kid pointed a finger at Sceleritas. He lifted his head and made himself comfortable in his father's arms, wrapping his arms around his neck. “Sceleritas said he...” The heir scratched the top of his head thoughtfully. "Said he was going to invite that... That jerk of a guy, whatever his name is... Ah! Gortash!"Sceleritas said he'd invite him to visit while you're away. And yes, I summoned the ghouls to... To stop that from happening!" Astarion Jr. looked at his father with sly eyes. “After all, better two ghouls in a puddle than *** *** *** *** *** (the kid repeated his dad's characterization of Gortash, mixing it with the Sceleritas swear words he'd managed to jot down in his notebook) in our throne room!” But they always manage to maneuver themselves into new trouble in a very short space of time.  Of course, poor tiny Sceleritas is always to blame. (*whisper “We love you Sceleritas. Best Boy next to Scratch.”) Astarion looks at Sceleritas angrily, even in the dim light you would think you could see the waves of anger in his blood-red eyes. "Sceleritas will certainly want to explain this to me in more detail in the palace in a more relaxed atmosphere, right, my dear?" He smiles from above at Sceleritas with a mild yet sharply drawn smile, which shows his fangs for a brief moment. Sceleritas doesn't dare say anything, he just thinks about how best to quickly hide behind his beloved master.
Junior is carried in his father's arms, while Sceleritas follows at a safe distance, trying not to make any noise even when walking.
Arriving at the palace, Astarion quickly turns to Sceleritas..."Before you think you can quickly disappear and hide somewhere... I'm very interested in your little entertaining story about... what's his name? Gotrash? You know where I like to listen to your funny stories."
"Ok, Master, I'll look for the shovel and then go into the garden..." I love the stories! 😆 I'm weak whenever Gortash is mentioned in front of Astarion hahaha. Oh yeah, how Astarion then tries to remain dignified even though he's having his "Duffy Duck moment" inside. 
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But they always manage to maneuver themselves into new trouble in a very short space of time.  Of course, poor tiny Sceleritas is always to blame. (*whisper “We love you Sceleritas. Best Boy next to Scratch.”) Absolutely!  Astarion looks at Sceleritas angrily, even in the dim light you would think you could see the waves of anger in his blood-red eyes. "Sceleritas will certainly want to explain this to me in more detail in the palace in a more relaxed atmosphere, right, my dear?" He smiles from above at Sceleritas with a mild yet sharply drawn smile, which shows his fangs for a brief moment. Sceleritas doesn't dare say anything, he just thinks about how best to quickly hide behind his beloved master.
Junior is carried in his father's arms, while Sceleritas follows at a safe distance, trying not to make any noise even when walking.
Arriving at the palace, Astarion quickly turns to Sceleritas..."Before you think you can quickly disappear and hide somewhere... I'm very interested in your little entertaining story about... what's his name? Gotrash? You know where I like to listen to your funny stories."
"Ok, Master, I'll look for the shovel and then go into the garden..." Mmm, what a charming Astarion! “Mild yet sharply drawn smile, which shows his fangs for a brief moment...” - I imagine and feel slight goosebumps of adoration...  But poor Sceleritas obviously has quite different feelings... Astarion Jr. looks at the hushed Sceleritas and feels somewhat... Awkward? Uncomfortable? "Dad, huh dad? Am I going to have cool big pointy ears like you when I grow up?" He awkwardly tries to change the subject. Astarion laughs. “Big?” The lord stares suspiciously at his reflection in the mirror. "Exquisite. Simply exquisite... And the ears too... They're perfect!" The moment of contemplating the beautiful is soothing and distracts him from thoughts of Sceleritas and Gortash...
- Dad, have you ever done something mean and then blamed it on your friend? Is that... Is that the right thing to do? - The little boy asks, comparing his ears in the mirror with his dad's. - Hmmm, too small... But I can make them move...
- No. - replied Astarion with a chuckle. - What "friend?" There was and is only one person I trust - your mother. And now there's you. And you, son, you can blame everything on Sceleritas, you don't have to find any ‘friends’ for that...
- I also know a friendly cat! - answered the little boy proudly. - He absolutely despises all humans! He taught me how to steal fish! Let's fly, I'll show you! He will teach you how to steal too! Wow, awesome! Looks like the beginning of an exciting Astarion comic!  I wonder how exactly Master Astarion will lead the conversation with them? What tone of conversation will he set? Option 1: Option 2: Option 3: Option 4: And the final point of the dialog:
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Astarion Jr. looks at the hushed Sceleritas and feels somewhat... Awkward? Uncomfortable? "Dad, huh dad? Am I going to have cool big pointy ears like you when I grow up?" He awkwardly tries to change the subject. Astarion laughs. “Big?” The lord stares suspiciously at his reflection in the mirror. "Exquisite. Simply exquisite... And the ears too... They're perfect!" The moment of contemplating the beautiful is soothing and distracts him from thoughts of Sceleritas and Gortash...
- Dad, have you ever done something mean and then blamed it on your friend? Is that... Is that the right thing to do? - The little boy asks, comparing his ears in the mirror with his dad's. - Hmmm, too small... But I can make them move...
- No. - replied Astarion with a chuckle. - What "friend?" There was and is only one person I trust - your mother. And now there's you. And you, son, you can blame everything on Sceleritas, you don't have to find any ‘friends’ for that...
- I also know a friendly cat! - answered the little boy proudly. - He absolutely despises all humans! He taught me how to steal fish! Let's fly, I'll show you! He will teach you how to steal too! Astarion looks down at his son particularly lordly, while his hand rests on his head. “If we go visit your new cat friend, then I won't have any time to punish Sceleritas. What do you think I should do?" Astarion asks him. "Oh Dad, that's just Sceleritas. You'll only get dirty if you bury him in the garden, then Sceleritas will be also dirty and then he won't fit in with the decor again. We should punish him differently. If you buy me new candies, then we'll buy one of those sugary disgusting bugs for Sceleritas... he totally hates them, Dad." Astarion strokes his son on the head and is proud, even if this attempt at manipulation probably wouldn't have convinced anyone. Still lordly he looks down, only this time with a slight smile. "You're right, Sceleritas isn't worth all the trouble. We'll still leave him in the garden and you can punish him later with the sugared beetle." "Thanks, Dad," says the little one, relieved and smiling happily. "Then fly forward and introduce me to your new cat friend." They fly down from the palace to the harbor, which is shrouded in fog. You can hear the waves rhythmically hitting the quay wall and the smell of fish is unmistakable. They land on a jetty, many boxes are piled up here. "I can always meet her here Dad." .... Wow, awesome! Looks like the beginning of an exciting Astarion comic!  I wonder how exactly Master Astarion will lead the conversation with them? What tone of conversation will he set? Instead of locking the door, Sceleritas calls Astarion to appear in person. Sceleritas himself has probably whispered stories about vampires and the undead to the townspeople, that up in the palace lives the most powerful vampire the world has ever seen... He leaves no stone unturned to get rid of Astarion.  Yes, Astarion is probably choosing the outfit in which he goes into battle. He will probably first summon a pack of particularly large wolves.  Don't post so many Astarion images at once, otherwise I'll be even more confused than usual and won't be able to write correctly anymore. Celesti then just has another attack of weakness and we lose a few people to fainting.  Always well dosed. Maybe spoiler tags after spoiler tags just to be safe. 
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Astarion looks down at his son particularly lordly, while his hand rests on his head. “If we go visit your new cat friend, then I won't have any time to punish Sceleritas. What do you think I should do?" Astarion asks him. "Oh Dad, that's just Sceleritas. You'll only get dirty if you bury him in the garden, then Sceleritas will be also dirty and then he won't fit in with the decor again. We should punish him differently. If you buy me new candies, then we'll buy one of those sugary disgusting bugs for Sceleritas... he totally hates them, Dad." Astarion strokes his son on the head and is proud, even if this attempt at manipulation probably wouldn't have convinced anyone. Still lordly he looks down, only this time with a slight smile. "You're right, Sceleritas isn't worth all the trouble. We'll still leave him in the garden and you can punish him later with the sugared beetle." "Thanks, Dad," says the little one, relieved and smiling happily. "Then fly forward and introduce me to your new cat friend." They fly down from the palace to the harbor, which is shrouded in fog. You can hear the waves rhythmically hitting the quay wall and the smell of fish is unmistakable. They land on a jetty, many boxes are piled up here. "I can always meet her here Dad." .... "Bur-r-r... Oo-u-u-u-u-.... Me-a-a-a-a-.... H-s-s-s-s..." It sounded so menacing and ominous that Astarion immediately decided to drink a potion of talking to animals to understand this majestic tirade. A scene appeared right before the vampires eyes - a huge fluffed up black cat, arching its back, was slowly stepping on a small pack of dogs jostling near the boxes. “Daddy, give me a potion too!” Whispered Astarion Jr. “Nah, you're too young to hear such things...” Astarion whistled, obviously impressed with the meaning of the expression, “Me-a-u-rgh-ma-a.” The dogs were also impressed, the leader shrieked, and the pack ran off, tails tucked, in the direction of the market. The boy deftly reached into his father's pocket and pulled out a potion for himself, Astarion grinned, pretending not to notice it, while the cat had stopped swearing and sat proudly on the ground, raising his hind leg and thinking about the need for hygiene.
"Meow! Who else has trespassed on my property? Ah, familiar scent..." The cat turned his head and looked at the guests with big yellow eyes. "The big Vampire Lord from the castle? Hmmm, to what do I owe this visit?" The cat lowered his hind paw and sat down with dignity. "If you're wondering who marked your dining room curtains, I'll tell you right off - your Sceleritas did it. Don Catleone doesn't do such nonsense. Doesn't..." The cat looked nervously at the pile of boxes. “He didn't do it today... Wait a minute, gentlemen, wait a minute, or they're walking around here like they're at home, illiterate dogs, they can't smell what's written... Mine... Everything here is mine...” The cat elegantly approached the boxes, raised his tail and thoroughly marked all the corners.
Astarion smiled. “First time I've ever seen such a huge cat...” He squatted down and held out his hand, the cat came up to sniff it. "Don't pet me. I'm not some sort of tame pussycat..." - Catleone warned, but Astarion's fingers were already scratching behind his ear. “Purr-r... All right, all right, all right... Scratch - no petting, scratch - purr-r-r...” “Aha, that's where the cat's weakness lies!” The little guy exclaimed and laughingly started scratching the cat behind the other ear. "Purrr... Purrr.... Stop... Okay... You're manipulating me... Purr... Stop... No, keep going..." Instead of locking the door, Sceleritas calls Astarion to appear in person. Sceleritas himself has probably whispered stories about vampires and the undead to the townspeople, that up in the palace lives the most powerful vampire the world has ever seen... He leaves no stone unturned to get rid of Astarion.  Wow! Interesting that Sceleritas' own appearance doesn't confuse anyone...  Just like that, all the incognito will be gone, and the city should be taken over, setting up a Sun King finale!  Would Sceleritas be okay with that outcome? Astarion would be very angry if he knew whose fault it was: Yes, Astarion is probably choosing the outfit in which he goes into battle. He will probably first summon a pack of particularly large wolves.  Yes, wolves, bats, you can also summon ghouls and raise the undead from the local graveyard... But first, yes, he needs to choose a spectacular outfit! Or armor worthy of the Lord, so that the portrait of the winner will look especially beautiful in the throne room: ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/0djIZIk.jpg) Painting by the wonderful artist Marina Tsareva. Don't post so many Astarion images at once, otherwise I'll be even more confused than usual and won't be able to write correctly anymore. Celesti then just has another attack of weakness and we lose a few people to fainting.  Always well dosed. Maybe spoiler tags after spoiler tags just to be safe.  "Celesti, darling, how are you feeling? What can I do for you?" © Astarion “Maybe this...”
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He leaves no stone unturned to get rid of Astarion.  Why is this so cute, though??😄 "Celesti, darling, how are you feeling? What can I do for you?" © Astarion “Maybe this...” Oh my god, thank you. I needed this today.  That made my day much better 😘 (The pictures are so beautiful. I'm stealing them hehe) Finally got my DarkUrge a tent: ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/GhWsNWf5/DUtent-Sketchbook.png) I see she's been making sketches of him in her diary. I also see red ropes there in the top left for those special times Durge needs to be restrained. 
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I needed this today.  That made my day much better 😘 Just for you ... hope you feel better soon.  Have fun. Finally got my DarkUrge a tent: ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/GhWsNWf5/DUtent-Sketchbook.png) I see she's been making sketches of him in her diary. I also see red ropes there in the top left for those special times Durge needs to be restrained.  Even the Dark Urge's tent is tidy, which should give Astarion something to think about. 
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"Bur-r-r... Oo-u-u-u-u-.... Me-a-a-a-a-.... H-s-s-s-s..." It sounded so menacing and ominous that Astarion immediately decided to drink a potion of talking to animals to understand this majestic tirade. A scene appeared right before the vampires eyes - a huge fluffed up black cat, arching its back, was slowly stepping on a small pack of dogs jostling near the boxes. “Daddy, give me a potion too!” Whispered Astarion Jr. “Nah, you're too young to hear such things...” Astarion whistled, obviously impressed with the meaning of the expression, “Me-a-u-rgh-ma-a.” The dogs were also impressed, the leader shrieked, and the pack ran off, tails tucked, in the direction of the market. The boy deftly reached into his father's pocket and pulled out a potion for himself, Astarion grinned, pretending not to notice it, while the cat had stopped swearing and sat proudly on the ground, raising his hind leg and thinking about the need for hygiene.
"Meow! Who else has trespassed on my property? Ah, familiar scent..." The cat turned his head and looked at the guests with big yellow eyes. "The big Vampire Lord from the castle? Hmmm, to what do I owe this visit?" The cat lowered his hind paw and sat down with dignity. "If you're wondering who marked your dining room curtains, I'll tell you right off - your Sceleritas did it. Don Catleone doesn't do such nonsense. Doesn't..." The cat looked nervously at the pile of boxes. “He didn't do it today... Wait a minute, gentlemen, wait a minute, or they're walking around here like they're at home, illiterate dogs, they can't smell what's written... Mine... Everything here is mine...” The cat elegantly approached the boxes, raised his tail and thoroughly marked all the corners.
Astarion smiled. “First time I've ever seen such a huge cat...” He squatted down and held out his hand, the cat came up to sniff it. "Don't pet me. I'm not some sort of tame pussycat..." - Catleone warned, but Astarion's fingers were already scratching behind his ear. “Purr-r... All right, all right, all right... Scratch - no petting, scratch - purr-r-r...” “Aha, that's where the cat's weakness lies!” The little guy exclaimed and laughingly started scratching the cat behind the other ear. "Purrr... Purrr.... Stop... Okay... You're manipulating me... Purr... Stop... No, keep going..." "Oh Dad, that was great how the cat surrendered to you. Will I be able to do that too?" "Of course and so much more, even if you don't have to manipulate cats, they can't help but love you." "I can't wait to learn all these things." Junior smiles happily and hugs his father's legs tightly. "I'm now looking for Sceleritas into the garden." "Here, your candies and the sugared beetle for Sceleritas, which he hates so much." Astarion smiles slightly. "Thank you Dad."
Once in the garden, Sceleritas sits waiting on a step, still holding the shovel in his hand. "You can put down the shovel, my dad won't punish you." He sits down on the step next to him. Junior puts a candy in his mouth, "Here my friend, a sugared beetle for you" whispers the little boy. Sceleritas smiles and bites off a piece of the beetle. "Very friend...ly."
Wow! Interesting that Sceleritas' own appearance doesn't confuse anyone...  Just like that, all the incognito will be gone, and the city should be taken over, setting up a Sun King finale!  Would Sceleritas be okay with that outcome? Astarion would be very angry if he knew whose fault it was: Sceleritas is the voice in the background, whispering from the shadows. Just like he's always been with the Dark Urge...he has many talents. He fully expects that when Astarion is gone, the Dark Urge, Junior and he will go back to the Temple of Bhaal and he will have the Dark Urge and Junior to himself.  Unfortunately or fortunately, his plans are usually not particularly sophisticated and underestimate Astarion's abilities. So he will certainly often incur the wrath of Astarion. He actually likes Astarion, but the Dark Urge is his life in the truest sense of the word and his rotten little heart is consumed by jealousy. So he will take every risk to get rid of him. Astarion then has to fight through situations like this, but yes, his biggest concern is looking good.  He sees Sceleritas as more of an annoying little evil. Such an uprising by townspeople can't be worse than killing hundreds of goblins, it just takes a while.  Yes, wolves, bats, you can also summon ghouls and raise the undead from the local graveyard... But first, yes, he needs to choose a spectacular outfit! Or armor worthy of the Lord, so that the portrait of the winner will look especially beautiful in the throne room: ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/0djIZIk.jpg) Painting by the wonderful artist Marina Tsareva. I like her paintings very much. Why is this so cute, though??😄 Because they aren't as evil and heartless as they would probably like to be. This fallibility is what makes it so cute. 
"Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized" ~ Braingremlin
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