Originally Posted by Marielle
What problems can our friendly family face if they decide to tame the biggest cat in the city, which was used to walk on his own before? How to accustom your new furry pet to the litter box? The answer to this burning question and other unanswered questions you will find in the next episode:

Oh, a new family member ... Sceleritas will hate it hahaha. Poor tiny Scelerias, his fruit crate bed is now also the cat's litter box hahaha

"I think we need to clarify something here... Cat" the Dark Urge's voice became a lot deeper and there was a monstrous gurgling sound as an undertone. The index finger of her right hand became the Slayer's claw. The claw gleamed a deep black in the morning sun and one would think the room had filled with the stench of old rotting flesh. "It's just one of my claws...cat. The Lord loves it when I touch him gently with it." She gently strokes the cat behind the ear, and it immediately begins to purr and stretch towards her. Suddenly the claw slides down to the cat's neck and the Durge's face darkens. "But I also kill very quickly with it and believe me cat, you never want to see the body that belongs to this claw. So ... be a good cat and hunt a few little things. Never sit on my chest again or come too close to my face with your flea-infested fur."

Full of respect, the cat quickly jumps down from her chest, runs to the Lord and nestles against his legs. "Isn't the cat a cute new pet, darling?" He picks it up and puts it on his arm. "Not a horrible thing like Sceleritas. I still don't understand why you keep him?"

Sceleritas seems to be listening at the door and says loudly "I don't understand why you keep the white curls either. I can't say enough about how good Lord Gortash would look next to you."

The cat hisses, Lord Astarion opens the door and says "Come on, catch him" and the cat jumps away and almost at the same time the sounds of fighting can be heard. Lord Astarion closes the door and smiles. "Do I smell the scent of rotting flesh here?"

Last edited by Sini; 07/02/25 07:22 PM.
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