Man that D&D session I remember more now. We were given a task of stealing 4 or 5 things, no fighting allowed. I had rolled a dwarf fighter with a big axe. Well, you know.

Anyway, my group had interrogated a waiter somewhere, and needed to knock him out. I used the flat of my ax but rolled a 14 damage, yowch! Old school D&D civilians are more or less level 0 and have something like 4 hp. The DM was cool and let the guy just be knocked out instead of his head flying through a wall.

So went the complete participation of a stupid fighter in such a mini-module.