One of my friends was going to go to a fancy-dress party as Duke Nukum. The check list went like this: Bleached hair, cool shades, steroids, singlet, pants, steroids, boots, steroids, mock weapon, steroids, steroids, ammo belt, steroids, steroids and steroids. Anything else? Oh yeah, steroids.
I just thought, as much as Duke drools over the babes, can he actually perform after taking all those steroids?