What ever happend to Jack bauer someone asked

Well I've been reborn. Oh yes Jack bauer the green was killed with alcohol poisoning, but i've been reborn as Morbo(the alien of Omicron persei 8) the red. => worst and totally unbelieveble plot twist ever. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!