Let's try another game, this one goes like this.

Every 3days a sentence is posted, may be anything as long it's not unappropiate (read forum rules).

Each at a time change 1 word in the sentence like this:
If I posted the sentence "It's a beautifull day to go fishing"
the next poster makes it "It's a beautifull day to go [color:"orange"]bunjeejumping [/color] "
the 3 poster writes "It's a beautifull [color:"orange"]hurricane [/color]to go bunjeejumping"

There are some rules:
-Everyone is only allowed 1 edit per 5 posts,
-Words that have been replaced can't be replaced again, therefore all sentences should be at least 20 words long. Or several small coherant sentences.
-The new word is enclosed with [color:"orange"]bold and color orange tags [/color]

When the sentence is all bold (execpt for small keywords such as "and, the, is...") anyone can post the new sentence, any sentence beeing posted to early should be ignored.

Let's not make this post on 0:00:01 contest.

be imaginative, don't just write a random sentence, this is more fun with things taken from the news, movies etc.



Starting phrase:
A computer hacker helped applicants break into records at some of the most prestigious U.S. business schools to see if they were accepted weeks before official offers were sent out, officials said Friday.

A computer psycho helped applicants break into records at some of the most prestigious U.S. business schools to see if they were accepted weeks before official offers were sent out, officials said Friday.

This sounds like fun! Good one, Dragh! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

A computer psycho helped applicants break vinyl records at some of the most prestigious U.S. business schools to see if they were accepted weeks before official offers were sent out, officials said Friday.

Great, Dragh. Sounds like fun. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

A janitor psycho helped applicants break vinyl records at
some of the most prestigious U.S. business schools to see if they were accepted
weeks before official offers were sent out, officials said Friday.

Shan <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Sounds Nice <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


A janitor psycho helped applicants break vinyl records at some of the most worst U.S. business schools to see if they were accepted weeks before official offers were sent out, officials said Friday.

A janitor psycho helped loosers break vinyl records at some of the most worst U.S. business schools to see if they were accepted weeks before official offers were sent out, officials said Friday.

A janitor psycho helped loosers break vinyl records at some of the most worst U.S. business schools to see if they were accepted weeks after official offers were sent out, officials said Friday.

Übereil

A janitor psycho helped loosers break vinyl records at some of the most worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if they were accepted weeks after official offers were sent out, officials said Friday.

It's Monday, 7th of March.

May it help if we left the bold from previous edits in, so it can be seen where the remaining options are? Which would mean that ultimately (ideally), we would have an all bold sentence.

Something like this:

A janitor psycho helped loosers break vinyl records at some of the [color:"orange"]probably[/color] worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if they were accepted weeks after official offers were sent out, officials said Friday.

A janitor psycho helped loosers break vinyl records at some of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if [color:"orange"]metallica ceedee's[/color] were accepted weeks after official offers were sent out, officials said Friday.

A janitor psycho helped loosers break vinyl records at some of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were accepted weeks after official offers were sent out, officials [color:"orange"]presumed[/color] Friday.

A janitor psycho helped loosers [color:"orange"]caress[/color] vinyl records at some of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were accepted weeks after official offers were sent out, officials presumed Friday.

Übereil

edit: dammit, Glance, you beat me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

[color:"orange"] Some [/color]janitor psycho helped loosers caress vinyl records at some of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were accepted weeks after official offers were sent out, officials presumed Friday.

Some janitor psycho helped loosers caress vinyl records at some of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were [color:"orange"] rejected [/color] weeks after official offers were sent out, officials presumed Friday.


Shan <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Edited first post

Some janitor psycho helped loosers caress vinyl records at some of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were rejected weeks after official offers were sent out, officials presumed [color:"orange"] again [/color]

Some janitor psycho helped loosers caress vinyl records at some of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were rejected [color:"orange"] milliseconds [/color] after official offers were sent out, officials presumed again

Some janitor psycho helped loosers caress vinyl records at some of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after [color:"orange"] fake [/color] offers were sent out, officials presumed again

I like this topic <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />.

Some janitor psycho helped loosers caress vinyl records at some of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake [color:"orange"] custard pies [/color] were sent out, officials presumed again.

Übereil

Some janitor psycho helped loosers caress vinyl [color:"orange"]corsets[/color] at some of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake custard pies were sent out, officials presumed again.

Some janitor psycho videotapedlosers caressing vinyl corsets at some of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake custard pies were [color:"orange"]emailed [/color] out, officials presumed again.

Some janitor psycho videotaped losers caressing vinyl corsets [color:"orange"]with[/color] some of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake custard pies were emailed out, officials presumed again.

(P.S. Just saw the one-out-of-five posts rule. Will do in future.)

Some janitor psycho videotaped losers caressing vinyl corsets with [color:"orange"]most[/color] of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake custard pies were emailed out, officials presumed again.

Some janitor psycho videotaped losers caressing vinyl corsets with most of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake custard pies were emailed [color:"orange"]inside-out[/color], officials presumed again.

Übereil

Some janitor psycho videotaped losers caressing vinyl corsets with most of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden schools to see if metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake custard pies were emailed inside-out, [color:"orange"]morons [/color] presumed again.

Some janitor psycho videotaped losers caressing vinyl corsets with most of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden [color:"orange"] cops [/color] to see if metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake custard pies were emailed inside-out, morons presumed again.

Some janitor psycho videotaped losers caressing vinyl corsets with most of the probably worst U.S. kindergarden cops to [color:"orange"]taste[/color] if metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake custard pies were emailed inside-out, morons presumed again.

2 words left ...

Some janitor psycho videotaped losers caressing vinyl corsets with most of the probably worst [color:"orange"] doctor [/color] kindergarden cops to taste if metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake custard pies were emailed inside-out, morons presumed again.

Some janitor psycho videotaped losers caressing vinyl corsets with most of the probably worst doctor kindergarden cops to taste [color:"orange"] how [/color] metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake custard pies were emailed inside-out, morons presumed again.

Not much more to change...

Übereil

Some janitor psycho videotaped losers caressing vinyl corsets with most [color:"orange"]favouring[/color] the probably worst doctor kindergarden cops to taste how metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake custard pies were emailed inside-out, morons presumed again.


Says you... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Some janitor psycho videotaped losers caressing vinyl corsets with most favouring the probably worst doctor kindergarden cops to taste how metallica ceedee's were rejected milliseconds after fake custard pies were emailed inside-out, morons presumed again.

NOW there's not much more to change. Someone else has to find another ssentence, I have to go to bed now.

Übereil

Okay, sounds good. Let's try something in a different light. Here's hoping it's not too obscure...

And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart. And I will be found of you, saith the LORD: and I will turn away your captivity.

Jeremiah 29:13-14 KJV [color:"gray"]<-- Don't need to quote this bit.[/color]

And ye shall seek me, and [color:"orange"] hold [/color] me, when ye shall
search for me with all your heart. And I will be found of you, saith the LORD:
and I will turn away your captivity.


Shan <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

And ye shall seek me, and hold me, when ye shall
search for me with all your heart. And I will be [color:"orange"] laughin' [/color] of you, saith the LORD:
and I will turn away your captivity.

And ye shall seek me, and hold me, when ye shall
search for me with all your heart. And I will be [color:"orange"] laughin' [/color] of you, saith the [color:"orange"] DUDE: [/color]
and I will turn away your captivity.

And ye shall seek me, and hold me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart. And I will be laughin' of you, saith the DUDE: and I will turn away your [color:"orange"] Brain [/color] .

And ye shall [color:"orange"]smell [/color]me, and hold me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart.
And I will be laughin' of you, saith the DUDE: and I will turn away your Brain .

And ye shall smell me, and hold me, when ye shall search for me with all your [color:"orange"]Nose[/color] .
And I will be laughin' of you, saith the DUDE: and I will turn away your Brain.

Übereil

And [color:"orange"] Santa [/color] shall smell me, and hold me, when ye shall search for me with all your Nose .
And I will be laughin' of you, saith the DUDE: and I will take away your Brain.

And Santa shall smell me, and hold me, when ye shall [color:"orange"]pay [/color] for me with all your Nose .
And I will be laughin' of you, saith the DUDE: and I will take away your Brain.

And Santa shall smell [color:"orange"]asparagus[/color], and hold me, when ye shall pay for me with all your nose.
And I will be laughin' of you, saith the DUDE: and I will take away your brain.

And Santa shall smell asparagus[/b], and hold me, when ye shall pay for me with all your nose.
And I will be laughin' of you, saith the DUDE: and I will take over [color:"orange"] Santa's [/color] brain.

And Santa shall smell asparagus[/b], and hold me, when ye shall pay for [color:"orange"]pain [/color] with all your nose.
And I will be laughin' of you, saith the DUDE: and I will take over Santa's brain.

And Santa shall smell asparagus[/b], and hold me, when ye shall pay for pain with all your nose.
And I will be laughin' of [color:"orange"]Tickles[/color], saith the DUDE: and I will take over Santa's brain.

And Santa shall smell asparagus[/b], and hold [color:"orange"]custard pies[/color], when ye shall pay for pain with all your nose.
And I will be laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: and I will take over Santa's brain.

Übereil

And Santa [color:"orange"] who [/color] smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, when ye shall pay for pain with all your nose.
And I will be laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: and I will take over Santa's brain.

[color:"orange"] Poor [/color] Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, when ye shall pay for pain with all your nose.
And I will be laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: and I will take over Santa's brain.

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, when ye shall pay for pain with all your nose.
And I will [color:"orange"]die[/color] laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: and I will take over Santa's brain.

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, when ye shall pay [color:"orange"] with [/color] pain all your nose.
And I will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: and I will take over Santa's brain.

Poor Santa who [color:"orange"]Broke [/color] asparagus, and hold custard pies, when ye shall pay with pain all your nose.
And I will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: and I will take over Santa's brain.

{Lews - you changed an already changed word - Read the rules, write them 100 times and cite them by heart publicly to an audience of not less than 10 people not paying any attention to you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />}

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, when ye shall pay with pain [color:"orange"]in[/color] your nose.
And I will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: and I will take over Santa's brain.

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, when [color:"orange"]evil midgets[/color] shall pay with pain in your nose.
And I will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: and I will take over Santa's brain. [/quote]

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, [color:"orange"] because [/color] evil midgets shall pay with pain in your nose.
And I will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: and I will take over Santa's brain.

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, because evil midgets shall pay with pain in [color:"orange"]their [/color] nose.
And I will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: and I will take over Santa's brain.

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, because evil midgets shall pay with pain in their nose.
And I will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: and [color:"orange"]Setharmon[/color] will take over Santa's brain.

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, because evil midgets shall pay with pain in their nose.
And HandE will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: and Setharmon will take over Santa's brain.

YES <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> Another brain for my collection. Brains, I need brains... more, more... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, because evil midgets shall pay with pain in their nose.
And HandE will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: [color:"orange"]while [/color] Setharmon will take over Santa's brain.

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, because evil midgets shall pay with pain in their nose.
And HandE will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: while Setharmon [color:"orange"] tries to [/color] take over Santa's brain.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

LaFille: "fails to" is soo much better...

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, because evil midgets shall pay with pain in their nose.
[color:"orange"] Ridiciouslly [/color] HandE will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: while Setharmon tries to take over Santa's brain.

Übereil

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, because evil midgets shall pay with pain in their nose.
Ridiciouslly HandE will die laughin' of Tickles, [color:"orange"]inside[/color] the DUDE: while Setharmon tries to take over Santa's brain.

You're way to late little one. It's mine, all mine... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, because evil midgets [color:"orange"] should [/color] pay with pain in their nose.
Ridiciouslly HandE will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: while Setharmon tries to take over Santa's brain.

LoL
Bean
bad boy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Mine doesn't count now. Should go on with yours.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, because evil midgets [color:"orange"] should [/color] pay with pain in their nose.
Ridiciouslly HandE will die laughin' of Tickles, inside the DUDE: while Setharmon tries to take over Santa's brain.

Poor Santa who smells asparagus, and holds custard pies, because evil midgets shall pay with pain in their nose.
Ridiculous HandE [color:"orange"] eventually[/color] dies laughin' of Tickles, inside the DUDE: while Setharmon tries to [b]take over Santa's brain.

[/b]

Hmm... There's something wrong with the ridiculous... Can't place what it is... Well, nevermind, it seems to be true... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Übereil

Since you pointed it out... Jurak just corrected you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Poor Santa who smells asparagus, and holds custard pies, because evil midgets [color:"orange"]collect[/color] pay with pain in their nose.
Ridiculous HandE eventually dies laughin' of Tickles, inside the DUDE: while Setharmon tries to take over Santa's brain.


Nah, I think it suits me fine! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Poor Santa who smells asparagus, and holds custard pies, because evil midgets collect pay with pain in their nose.
Ridiculous HandE eventually dies laughin' [color:"orange"] about[/color] Tickles, inside the DUDE: while Setharmon tries to take over Santa's brain.

@Ube
Doh! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> I must have though about it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Poor Santa who smells asparagus, and holds custard pies, because evil midgets collect pay with pain in their nose.
Ridiculous HandE eventually dies laughin' aboutTickles, inside[color:"orange"] a [/color]DUDE: while Setharmon tries to take over Santa's brain.

Come on - don't give up - just one more!

Poor Santa who smells asparagus, [color:"orange"] must [/color] holds custard pies, because evil midgets collect pay with pain in their nose.
Ridiculous HandE eventually dies laughin' aboutTickles, inside [b] a DUDE: while Setharmon tries to take over Santa's brain.[/b]

Right, next!

Übereil

When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. All of them hit the floor and broke.

When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. All of them hit the floor and [color:"orange"]bounced[/color].

When I came up, I [color:"orange"] embeded [/color] my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. All of them hit the floor and bounced.

When I came up, I embedded my [color:"orange"]penis [/color]on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. All of them hit the floor and bounced. [/quote]

When I came up, I embedded my penis on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. All of them [color:"orange"] miss [/color] the floor and bounced.

When I came up, I embedded my penis [color:"orange"] in [/color] the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

Übereil

When I came up, I embedded my penis in the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of [color:"orange"]feathery[/color] bottles on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

When I came up, I embedded my penis in the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of feathery [color:"orange"] elephants [/color] on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

When I came up, I embedded my penis in the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a [color:"orange"] lunch [/color] of feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

When I came up, I embedded[color:"orange"] her [/color]penis in the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a lunch of feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced. [/quote]

When I came up, I embedded her penis in the open [color:"orange"]ATM[/color] which made me stagger back against a showcase with a lunch of feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

When [color:"orange"]mother[/color] came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which made me stagger back against a showcase with a lunch of feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

I just started reading it from here.

WHAT THE [nocando]!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which made me [color:"orange"]fly [/color] back against a man
with a lunch of feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

You missed the collour, Lews <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil

When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which [color:"orange"]hold[/color] me fly back against a man
with a lunch of feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which hold me fly [color:"orange"]open [/b][/color] against a man
with a lunch of feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which hold me fly open [color:"orange"] through [/color] a man
with a lunch of feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which hold me fly open [color:"orange"] through [/color] a man
with a lunch [color:"orange"] for [/color] feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which hold [color:"orange"]the pope's [/color]fly open through a man
with a lunch for feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which hold the pope's fly open through a man [color:"orange"]eating[/color] a lunch for feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

When mother came [color:"orange"] gushing [/color], I embedded her penis in the open ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating a lunch for feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

When mother came gushing , I embedded her penis in the open ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating a lunch for feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the [color:"orange"] Cop [/color] and bounced.

When mother came gushing , I embedded her penis in the open ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating a lunch for feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the Cop [color:"orange"] that [/color] bounced.

When mother came gushing , I embedded her penis in the open ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating a lunch for feathery elephants on it. [color:"orange"]Some [/color] of them missed the Cop that bounced.

When mother came gushing, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating [color:"orange"]rancid[/color] lunch for feathery elephants on it. Some of them missed the Cop that bounced.

When mother came gushing, I embedded her penis in the [color:"orange"] burning [/color] ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating [color:"orange"]rancid[/color] lunch for feathery elephants on it. Some of them missed the Cop that bounced.

When mother came gushing, I embedded her penis in the burning ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating rancid lunch for feathery elephants on it. Some of [color:"orange"] the elephants [/color] missed the Cop that bounced.

[color:"orange"] If [/color] mother came gushing, I embedded her penis in the burning ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating rancid lunch for feathery elephants on it. Some of the elephants missed the Cop that bounced.

If mother came gushing, [color:"orange"] dad [/color] embedded her penis in the burning ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating rancid lunch for feathery elephants on it. Some of the elephants missed the Cop that bounced.

If mother came gushing, dad embedded her penis in the burning ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating rancid lunch for feathery elephants on [color:"orange"]speed[/color]. Some of the elephants missed the Cop that bounced.

If mother [color:"orange"]started[/color] gushing, dad embedded her penis in the burning ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating rancid lunch for feathery elephants on speed. Some of the elephants missed the Cop that bounced.

If mother started gushing, dad embedded her penis in the burning ATM [color:"orange"] although it [/color] holds the pope's fly open through a man eating rancid lunch for feathery elephants on speed. Some of the elephants missed the Cop that bounced.

If mother started gushing, dad embedded her penis in [color:"orange"]my keybord's[/color] burning ATM although it holds the pope's fly open through a man eating rancid lunch for feathery elephants on speed. Some of the elephants missed the Cop that bounced.

Not much choice left for me, huh?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
If mother started gushing, dad embedded her penis in my keybord's burning ATM although it holds the pope's fly open through a man eating rancid lunch for feathery elephants [color:"orange"] at [/color] speed. Some the elephants missed Cop that bounced.

If mother started gushing, dad embedded her penis in my keybord's burning ATM although it holds the pope's fly open through [color:"orange"]many[/color] man eating rancid lunch for feathery elephants at speed. Some the elephants missed Cop that bounced.

pff it's over <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />,
let's begin with a fresh one!


yesterday the frenchman came to paris with his big white bulldog. they visited the eifeltower and eated alot of french bread there.

yesterday the frenchman came to paris with his big white bulldog. they visited the eifeltower and eated alot of french [color:"orange"] cats [/color] there.

Yesterday the frenchman came to paris with his big white [color:"orange"]refrigerator[/color]. They visited the Eifeltower and eated alot of French cats there.

yesterday the frenchman came to paris with his big [color:"orange"] purple [/color] refrigerator . they visited the eifeltower and eated alot of french cats there.

yesterday the frenchman came to paris with his big purple refrigerator . they visited the [color:"orange"] Notre Dame [/color] and eated alot of french cats there.

yesterday the [color:"orange"] lesbiennes [/color] came to paris with his big purple refrigerator .they visited the Notre Dame and eated alot of french cats there.

yesterday the lesbiennes came to [color:"orange"]Lego-land[/color] with his big purple refrigerator .they visited the Notre Dame and ate alot of french cats there.

Yesterday the lesbiennes came to Lego-land with his [color:"orange"]kangaroo-shaped [/color] purple refrigerator .they visited the Notre Dame and ate alot of french cats there.

Übereil

Yesterday the lesbiennes came to Lego-land with his kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator .they [color:"orange"] built [/color] the Notre Dame and ate alot of french cats there.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> Is that right?

That's just right Hap <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />. Now, don't edit another word for five posts, let someone else have a chance, and you're doing as great as anyone else <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />. Good girl. Erm...

Übereil

Yesterday the lesbiennes [color:"orange"] barreled [/color] to Lego-land with his kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator .they built the Notre Dame and ate alot of french cats

Yesterday the lesbiennes barreled to Lego-land with his kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator .they built the Notre Dame and [color:"orange"] released [/color] alot of french cats

Yesterday the lesbiennes barreled to Lego-land with his kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator .they built the Notre Dame and released alot of [color:"orange"] undead [/color] cats

Yesterday the lesbiennes barreled to Lego-land with [color:"orange"]their [/color] kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator .they built the Notre Dame and released alot of french cats.

A bit early, but I couldn't stand it being greamaticlly incorrect (my english teacher is REALLy getting to me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />).

Übereil

Yesterday the lesbiennes barreled to Lego-land with [color:"orange"] their [/color] kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator .they built the Notre Dame and released alot of undead cats

Yesterday [color:"orange"]mauve[/color] lesbiennes barreled to Lego-land with their kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator. They built the Notre Dame and released alot of undead cats.

Yesterday mauve lesbiennes barreled to Lego-land with their kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator. They built the Notre Dame and released [color:"orange"]µ[/color] undead cats.

Yesterday mauve lesbiennes barreled to Lego-land with their kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator. [color:"orange"] Some [/color] built the Notre Dame and released µ undead cats.

[color:"orange"] Smelly [/color] mauve lesbiennes barreled to Lego-land with their kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator. Some built the Notre Dame and released µ undead cats.

Smelly mauve lesbiennes barreled to Lego-land with their kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator. Some built the Notre Dame [color:"orange"]others[/color] released µ undead cats.

Smelly mauve lesbiennes barreled to Lego-land with their kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator. Some built [color:"orange"]a[/color] Notre Dame others released µ undead cats.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

Übereil

µ = micro sign (mju)

You mean the prefix meaning 10-6 (the -6 meaning raised with/to/whatever)? Then it's a prefix, and have really to be followed by a word (to be extremelly correct...).

Übereil

Smelly mauve lesbiennes barreled to Lego-land [color:"orange"] riding [/color] their kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator. Some built a Notre Dame others released µ undead cats.

Smelly mauve lesbiennes barreled [color:"orange"] into [/color] Lego-land riding their kangaroo-shaped purple refrigerator. Some built a Notre Dame others released µ undead cats.

That was quick! Who's got the next one?

Short sentence <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil

[color:"orange"] It [/color] was quick! Who's got the next one?

It was [color:"orange"] funny! [/color] Who's got the next one?
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

It was funny! [color:"orange"] Someone [/color] got the next one?

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

It [color:"orange"]will be [/color] funny! Someone got the next one?

It will be funny! Someone [color:"orange"] catch [/color] the next one?

Sorry guys; I went to search for a new sentence since I'm the one who finished, but was disturbed and forgot. I have also put my socks into the refrigerator, once... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

It will be funny! Someone catch the [color:"orange"] orange [/color] one?

[quote]It will be funny! Someone catch the [color:"orange"] orange [/color]one?

LoL
@Lews
one more try...
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

but never mind. We'll blame LaFille. She messed up. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

It will be funny! Someone catch [color:"orange"]mighty[/color] orange one?

It will be funny! Someone catch mighty orange [color:"orange"]rabbits [/color] ?

Übereil

Here I am to make my job this time, "since it's LaFille's mess"... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
There's the next sentence(s):

We may live without friends,
We may live without books,
but civilized man cannot live
without cooks!

From Crazy Charley's cajun recipes website! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

We may live without friends,
We may live without books,
but civilized man cannot live
without [color:"orange"] Manchester United! [/color]

Übereil

We may live without friends,
We may live without [color:"orange"] chocolate [/color] ,
but civilized man cannot live
without Manchester United!


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

[color:"orange"]Santa[/color] may live without friends,
We may live without chocolate ,
but civilized man cannot live
without Manchester United!

Santa may live without friends,
[color:"orange"] Easter bunny [/color] may live without chocolate ,
but civilized man cannot live
without Manchester United!

Santa may [color:"orange"] survive [/color] without friends,
Easter bunny may live without chocolate ,
but civilized man cannot live
without Manchester United !

Santa may survive without [color:"orange"] beard [/color],
Easter bunny may live without chocolate ,
but civilized man cannot live
without Manchester United !

Santa may survive without beard ,
Easter bunny may live without chocolate ,
but civilized man [color:"orange"] can [/color] live
without Manchester United !

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

I'm pissing myself laughing already! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Santa may survive without beard,
Easter bunny may live [color:"orange"]within[/color] chocolate,
but civilized man can live
without Manchester United!

Santa may survive without beard,
Easter bunny may [color:"orange"]die [/color]within chocolate,
but civilized man can live
without Manchester United!

Santa may survive without beard,
Easter bunny may die within chocolate,
but [color:"orange"]uninterligent[/color] man can live
without Manchester United!

Übereil

Santa may survive without beard,
Easter bunny may die within chocolate,
but unintelligent [color:"orange"] footballplayers [/color] can live
without Manchester United! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Santa may survive without beard,
Easter bunny may die within chocolate,
but uninterligent footballplayers can live
[color:"orange"]within[/color] Manchester United!

[stewievoice] Damn you! [/stewievoice]

Übereil

Santa [color:"orange"]Monica[/color] survive without beard,
Easter bunny may die within chocolate,
but uninterligent footballplayers can live
within Manchester United!

Santa Monica survive without beard,
Easter bunny [color:"orange"] must [/color] die within chocolate,
but uninterligent footballplayers can live
within Manchester United!

Santa Monica survive [color:"orange"]yougurt[/color] beard,
Easter bunny must die within chocolate,
but uninterligent footballplayers can live
within Manchester United! [/quote]

Santa Monica survive yougurt beard,
Easter bunny must die within chocolate,
[color:"orange"][nocando][/color] uninterligent footballplayers can live
within Manchester United!

Santa Monica survive yougurt beard,
Easter bunny must die within chocolate,
[nocando] uninterligent footballplayers can [color:"orange"]ping-pong[/color]
within Manchester United!

this sentence i found directly when i was editing my post:
annyone?


"The following is a preview of your post. If everything looks ok then you can click 'Continue' and your post will be entered. If not then use the bottom form below to edit some more."

"The following is a preview of your post. If everything looks [color:"orange"] as bad as it can be [/color] then you can click 'Continue' and your post will be entered. If not then use the bottom form below to edit some more."

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

The following is a preview of your [color:"orange"]past-life[/color]. If everything looks as bad as it can be then you can click 'Continue' and your post will be entered. If not then use the bottom form below to edit some more."

The following is a preview of your past-life. If everything looks as bad as it can be then you can click [color:"orange"]'Fry me'[/color] and your post will be entered. If not then use the bottom form below to edit some more.

Great sentence <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil

The following is a preview of your past-life. If everything looks as bad as it can be then you can click 'Fry me' and your post will be entered. If not then use the [color:"orange"] reincarnation[/color] form below to edit some more.


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

The following is a preview of your past-life. If [color:"orange"] you [/color] looks as bad as it can be then you can click 'Fry me' and your post will be entered. If not then use the reincarnation form below to edit some more.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

The following is a preview of your past-life. If you looks as bad as it can be then you can click 'Fry me' and your [color:"orange"] life [/color] will be entered. If not then use the reincarnation form below to edit some more.

The following is a preview of your past-life. If you looks as bad as it can be then you can click 'Fry me' and your life will be entered. If not then use the reincarnation form below to edit some[color:"orange"]one[/color].

The following is a preview of your past-life. If you [color:"orange"]feel[/color] as bad as it can be then you can click 'Fry me' and your life will be entered. If not then use the reincarnation form below to edit someone.

The following is a preview of your past-life. If you feel as bad as it can be then you can click 'Fry me' and your life will be [color:"orange"]worthless[/color]. If not then use the reincarnation form below to edit someone.

The following is a preview of your past-life. If you feel as bad as it can be then you can click 'Fry me' and your life will be worthless. If not then use the reincarnation form below to [color:"orange"]excerminate[/color] someone.

Übereil

The following is a preview of your past-life. If you feel as bad as it can be then you can click 'Fry me' and your life will be worthless. If not then use the reincarnation [color:"orange"]doo-hicky[/color] below to exterminate someone.

The [color:"orange"]Simpsons[/color] is a preview of your past-life. If you feel as bad as it can be then you can click 'Fry me' and your life will be worthless. If not then use the reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon to exterminate someone.

This is seriouslly the funniest and weirdest sentence so far <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil

The Simpsons is a [color:"orange"]movie[/color] of your past-life. If you feel as bad as it can be then you can click 'Fry me' and your life will be worthless. If not then use the reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon to exterminate someone.

This is seriouslly the funniest and weirdest [color:"orange"]carrot [/color]so far
Übereil

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

The Simpsons is a movie of your past-life. If you feel as bad as it can be then you can [color:"orange"] maybe [/color] 'Fry me' and your life will be worthless. If not then use the reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon to exterminate someone.

The Simpsons is a movie of your past-life. If you feel as bad as it can be then you can maybe 'Fry me' and your life will be worthless. If not then [color:"orange"]stick out[/color] the reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon to exterminate someone.

The Simpsons is a movie of your past-life. If you feel as bad as it can be, [color:"orange"]eat all[/color] you can maybe 'Fry me' and your life will be worthless. If not then stick out the reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon to exterminate someone.

The Simpsons is a movie of [color:"orange"]a cat's[/color] past-life. If you feel as bad as it can be, eat all you can maybe 'Fry me' and your life will be worthless. If not then stick out the reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon to exterminate someone.

The Simpsons is a movie of a cat's past-life . [color:"orange"] With Firefox [/color] you feel as bad as it can be, eat all maybe 'Fry me' you can and your life will be worthless . If not then stick out the reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon to exterminate someone .

The Simpsons [color:"orange"]ripped-off[/color] a movie of a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all maybe 'Fry me' you can and your life will be worthless. If not then stick out the reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon to exterminate someone.

Shoudl I take this as you're not happy with FF <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />?

Übereil

The Simpsons ripped-off a movie of a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all maybe 'Fry me' you can and your life will be worthless. If not then stick out [color:"orange"]Big Momma's[/color] reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon to exterminate someone.

The Simpsons ripped-off a movie of a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all maybe 'Fry me' you can [color:"orange"] cry, but [/color] your life will be worthless. If not then stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon to exterminate someone.

am I the only one that noticed the sentence got messed up...
the unedited words are not in order anymore... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

you can before eat me

compare these two consecutive posts... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Some words were inverted, ok, but since there had been changes after it was made, it would be pointless to replace those words where they were at the start. In addition, the sentence wouldn't work anymore. So let's continue on now, please.


The Simpsons ripped-off a movie of a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all maybe 'Fry me' you can cry, but [color:"orange"] the cat's [/color] life will be worthless. If not then stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon to exterminate someone.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

The Simpsons ripped-off a movie of a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all maybe 'Fry me' you can cry, but the cat's life will be worthless. If not then stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon [color:"orange"] and [/color] exterminate someone.

Nono, Üb, it just seemed to me like fun to put it in the sentence. I like firefox, since it's the only tool I can use to get online anymore... My IE is completely ruined <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

Ok, I see, I ruined the sentence also. I knew that it wasn't safe to do such things when you are sick and tired. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> Sorry guys for the mess.

lets fix the sentence then ok? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


The Simpsons ripped-off a movie of a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all[color:"orange"],[/color] maybe you can 'Fry me'[color:"orange"],[/color] cry, but the cat's life will be worthless. If not then stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon and [/color] exterminate someone.

Thank you Beanie
You are my savior!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Yay for The Bean! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

The Simpsons ripped-off [color:"orange"]Paris Hilton's[/color] movie of a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all, maybe you can 'Fry me', cry, but the cat's life will be worthless. If not then stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon and exterminate someone.

The Simpsons ripped-off Paris Hilton's movie [color:"orange"]inside [/color]a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all, maybe you can 'Fry me', cry, but the cat's life will be worthless. If not then stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon and exterminate someone.

The Simpsons ripped-off Paris Hilton's movie inside a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all, maybe you can 'Fry me', cry, but the cat's life will be worthless. If [color:"orange"] stressed [/color] then stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon and exterminate someone.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

The Simpsons ripped-off Paris Hilton's movie inside a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all, maybe you can 'Fry me', cry, but the cat's life will be worthless. If stressed [color:"orange"]try to[/color] stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon and exterminate someone.

The Simpsons ripped-off Paris Hilton's movie inside a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all, maybe [color:"orange"] John Wayne [/color] can 'Fry me', cry, but the cat's life will be worthless. If stressed try to stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon and exterminate someone.

The Simpsons ripped-off Paris Hilton's movie inside a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all, maybe John Wayne [color:"orange"] shout [/color] 'Fry me', cry, but the cat's life will be worthless. If stressed try to stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon and exterminate someone.

[color:"orange"]Tiny little[/color] Simpsons ripped-off Paris Hilton's movie inside a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all, maybe John Wayne shout 'Fry me', cry, but the cat's life will be worthless. If stressed try to stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon and exterminate someone.

only 3 words remaining...this has turned out great... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

Tiny little Simpsons ripped-off Paris Hilton's movie inside a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all, maybe John Wayne shout 'Fry me', cry, but the cat's life [color:"orange"]is trully[/color] worthless. If stressed try to stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon and exterminate someone.



It has, hasn't it? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Übereil

@Mikelangelo & Ubereil
rules <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Yeah, what about them <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />? (Didn't acually say that anything of what we did wasn't allowed... Maybe expect from ty two-word change, but I handn't changed a word in ten posts, and it was pretty difficult to just change one of them...)

Übereil

uhm...yeah I guess I skipped that part with 1 edit per 5 posts <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />

It's ok. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Tiny little Simpsons ripped-off Paris Hilton's movie inside a cat's past-life. With Firefox you feel as bad as it can be, eat all, maybe John Wayne shout 'Fry me', cry, but the cat's life is trully worthless. [color:"orange"] When [/color] stressed try to stick out Big Momma's reincarnation doo-hicky desintegration Weapon and exterminate someone.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> Finished! Now, anyone interested, time to post a new sentence!

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Can I have the honours? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> I hope this turns out to be a good one!!

Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall have carried out their first public engagement since their marriage, attending church in Aberdeenshire.

Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall have carried out their first public engagement since their [color:"orange"]funeral[/color] , attending church in Aberdeenshire.

Übereil

Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall have carried out their first public [color:"orange"]indecency[/color] since their funeral, attending church in Aberdeenshire.

Prince [color:"orange"] Ear [/color] and the Duchess of Cornwall have carried out their first public indecency since their funeral, attending church in Aberdeenshire.

[color:"orange"] Brother [/color] Ear and the Duchess of Cornwall have carried out their first public indecency since their funeral , attending church in Aberdeenshire.

Brother Ear and the [color:"orange"]Frog[/color] of Cornwall have carried out their first public indecency since their funeral, attending church in Aberdeenshire.

Brother Ear and [color:"orange"] Plastic [/color] Frog of Cornwall have carried out their first public indecency since their funeral, attending church in Aberdeenshire.

There's nothing I would like to change <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />! The sentence is good as it is <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil

Brother Ear and Plastic Frog of Cornwall have carried out their first public indecency since their funeral, attending [color:"orange"] McDonald [/color] in Aberdeenshire.

You ruined it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

Brother Ear and PlasticFrog of Cornwall have carried out their first public indecency since their funeral attending McDonald in [color:"orange"] The Land Of Oz [/color] .

This sentence turn out better each word!

Übereil, dont grouch <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />
Change Words.
The only one who ruined the Thread is you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

Brother Ear and PlasticFrog of [color:"orange"]Playmobil[/color] have carried out their first public indecency since their funeral attending McDonald in The Land Of Oz.

Brother Ear and PlasticFrog of Playmobil have carried [color:"orange"]off[/color] their first public indecency since their funeral attending McDonald in The Land Of Oz.

Brother Ear and Plastic Frog of Playmobil have carried off their [color:"orange"] thirteenth [/color] plublic indecency since their funeral attending McDonald in The Land Of Oz

Brother Ear [color:"orange"] the [/color] Plastic Frog of Playmobil have carried off their thirteenth public indecency since their funeral attending McDonald in The Land Of Oz

Brother Ear the Plastic Frog of Playmobil have brushed off their thirteenth public indecency since their funeral attending McDonald [color:"orange"] shocking [/color] The Land Of Oz

Brother Ear the Plastic Frog of Playmobil have brushed off [color:"orange"] his [/color] thirteenth public indecency since their funeral attending McDonald, shocking The Land Of Oz

Just some minor corrections... Oh, and their should be changed too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil

Brother Ear the Plastic Frog of Playmobil have brushed off his thirteenth [color:"orange"]remote control[/color] indecency since their funeral attending McDonald, shocking The Land Of Oz

Brother Ear the Plastic Frog [color:"orange"] with [/color] Playmobil have brushed off his thirteenth remote control indecency since their funeral attending McDonald, shocking The Land Of Oz

Brother Ear the Plastic Frog with Playmobil have brushed off his thirteenth remote control indecency since their funeral [color:"orange"] brutalizing [/color] McDonald, shocking The Land of Oz

Brother Ear the Plastic Frog with Playmobil have brushed off his thirteenth remote control indecency [color:"orange"] with [/color] their funeral brutalizing McDonald, shocking The Land of Oz

Brother Ear the Plastic Frog with Playmobil have brushed off his thirteenth remote control indecency with [color:"orange"]Charles and Camilla's[/color] funeral brutalizing McDonald, shocking The Land of Oz.

The stepfather of Michael Jackson's accuser has said his family was harassed and offered bribes to help rebut a damaging documentary.

The stepfather of Michael Jackson's accuser has said his family was harassed and offered [color:"orange"]bras[/color] to help rebut a damaging documentary.

The stepfather of Michael Jackson's [color:"orange"]pedecure[/color] has said his family was harassed and offered bras to help rebut a damaging documentary.

The stepfather of Michael Jackson's pedecure has said his [color:"orange"]monkey[/color] was harassed and offered bras to help rebut a damaging documentary.

The stepfather of Michael Jackson's pedecure has said his family was harassed and offered bras to help rebut a damaging [color:"orange"]Neverland [/color]

The [color:"orange"] disaster [/color] of Michael Jackson's pedecure has said his family was harassed and offered bras to help rebut a damaging Neverland

Let's fix the sentence again, shall we? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

The [color:"orange"] disaster [/color] of Michael Jackson's pedecure has said his monkey was harassed and offered bras to help rebut a damaging Neverland

The disaster of Michael Jackson's pedecure has said his monkey was [color:"orange"] lobotomised [/color] and offered bras to help rebut a damaging Neverland [/quote]

The disaster of Michael Jackson's pedecure has [color:"orange"]died,[/color] his monkey was lobotomised and offered bras to help rebut a damaging Neverland

sorry

Mikelangelo, you're editing allready edited words <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil

damn! I dindn't see the last page... I was looking at page 12 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" />

The disaster of Michael Jackson's pedecure has died, his monkey was lobotomised and offered bras to help [color:"orange"] love [/color] a damaging Neverland

The disaster of Michael [color:"orange"]Balton's[/color] pedecure has died, his monkey was lobotomised and offered bras to help love a damaging Neverland.

The disaster of Michael Balton's pedecure has died, his monkey was lobotomised and [color:"orange"]inflated [/color] bras to help love a damaging Neverland.

HeF** Did you mean Bolton's rather than Baltons?

Very possibly, Plowking. Thank you!

The disaster of Michael Bolton's pedecure has died, his monkey was lobotomised and inflated bras to help love a damaging Neverland.

The disaster of Michael Bolton's pedecure has died, his monkey was lobotomised [color:"orange"]into [/color] inflated bras to help love a damaging Neverland.
[/quote]

The disaster of Michael Bolton's pedecure has died, his monkey was lobotomised into inflated bras to [color:"orange"]puppy [/color] love a damaging Neverland.

The disaster of Michael Bolton's pedecure has died, his monkey was lobotomised into inflated bras to puppy love an [color:"orange"]Alice in[/color] Neverland.

Bean, you're awake, man! If there wasn't already a Mr Fixit here, I'd give you the title... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


The disaster of Michael Bolton's pedecure has died, his monkey was lobotomised into inflated bras to puppy love [color:"orange"] any [/color] Alice in Neverland.

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The disaster [color:"orange"] for [/color] Michael Bolton's pedecure has died, his monkey was lobotomised into inflated bras to puppy love any Alice in Neverland.

The disaster for Michael Bolton's pedecure has died, [color:"orange"]Super-[/color]monkey was lobotomised into inflated bras to puppy love any Alice in Neverland.

The disaster for Michael Bolton's pedecure has died, Super-monkey was lobotomised into inflated bras [color:"orange"]over[/color] puppy love any Alice in Neverland.

The disaster for [color:"orange"] Grandpa [/color] Bolton's pedecure has died, Super-monkey was lobotomised into inflated bras over puppy love any Alice in Neverland.

Given the extended delay, I boycot the five-post rule.

[color:"orange"]Alleged[/color] disaster for Grandpa Bolton's pedecure has died, Super-monkey was lobotomised into inflated bras over puppy love any Alice in Neverland.

me2 me2 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Alleged disaster for Grandpa Bolton's pedecure [color:"orange"]soon[/color] died, Super-monkey was lobotomised into inflated bras over puppy love any Alice in Neverland.

Alleged disaster for Grandpa Bolton's pedecure soon died, Super-monkey [color:"orange"]cannot be [/color] lobotomised into inflated bras over puppy love any Alice in Neverland.

I hope you don't mind that I give you the next sentence? But I would like to pass my turn to Lady Rain.
@ Lady Rain
Would you like the honour of giving us a new sentence? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Thanks a lot for the honour Gal' <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> (and congrats on the clever way you are dragging me into a thread that i never looked at before <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

"The government has to make decisions immediately on satisfying the country's electricity demand, says Lulu Xingwana, the Deputy Minister of Minerals and Energy."

i may not have been too creative with finding this sentence.... but i am SURE this one will be brilliantly twistable <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

(and off the record... the twisted version of this sentence will possibly be what will happen) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

The government has to make decisions immediately on satisfying the country's [color:"orange"]Micro-surgery[/color] demand, says Lulu Xingwana, the Deputy Minister of Minerals and Energy.

The government has to make decisions immediately on satisfying the country's Micro-surgery demand, says Lulu Xingwana, the Deputy [color:"orange"]Scape goat[/color] of Minerals and Energy.

Übereil

The [color:"orange"]mongoose[/color] has to make decisions immediately on satisfying the country's Micro-surgery demand, says Lulu Xingwana, the Deputy Scape goat of Minerals and Energy.

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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" /> me dragging you?? Never! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
Just admit you wanted to join from the beginning <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

The mongoose has to make decisions immediately on satisfying the [color:"orange"]Milky Way[/color]'s Micro-surgery demand, says Lulu Xingwana, the Deputy Scape goat of Minerals and Energy.

The mongoose has to make decisions immediately on satisfying the Milky Way's Micro-surgery demand, says Lulu Xingwana, the Deputy Scape goat of [color:"orange"] Space [/color] and Energy.

The mongoose has to make [color:"orange"]space-cake[/color] immediately on satisfying the Milky Way's Micro-surgery demand, says Lulu Xingwana, the Deputy Scape goat of Space and Energy.

The mongoose has to make space-cake immediately on satisfying the Milky Way's Micro-surgery [color:"orange"] desire [/color] , says Lulu Xingwana, the Deputy Scape goat of Space and Energy.

The mongoose has to [color:"orange"]digest[/color] space-cake immediately on satisfying the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire, says Lulu Xingwana, the Deputy Scape goat of Space and Energy.

The mongoose has to digest space-cake immediately on satisfying the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire, says Lulu [color:"orange"]the hula-girl[/color], the Deputy Scape goat of Space and Energy.

The mongoose has to digest space-cake immediately on satisfying the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire, says [color:"orange"]Rambo, [/color]the hula-girl, the Deputy Scape goat of Space and Energy.

The mongoose has to digest space-cake immediately on satisfying the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire says Rambo, the hula-girl the Deputy Scape goat of Space and [color:"orange"]Lothlórien [/color] .

The mongoose has to digest space-cake immediately on satisfying the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire says Rambo, the hula-girl [color:"orange"]and[/color] Deputy Scape goat of Space and Lothlórien.

This is allso turning out great <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil

The mongoose has to digest space-cake immediately on satisfying the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire says Rambo, the hula-girl and Deputy Scape goat of Space [color:"orange"]inside[/color] Lothlórien.

The mongoose has to digest space-cake immediately on [color:"orange"]disecting[/color] the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire says Rambo, the hula-girl and Deputy Scape goat of Space inside Lothlórien.

The mongoose has to digest space-cake immediately on disecting the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire [color:"orange"] for [/color] Rambo, the hula-girl and Deputy Scape goat of Space inside Lothlórien.

The mongoose has to digest space-cake [color:"orange"]hanging[/color] on disecting the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire for Rambo, the hula-girl and Deputy Scape goat of Space inside Lothlórien.

another excellent sentence... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Indeed, Mikelangelo, indeed <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />!

The mongoose has to digest space-cake hanging on disecting the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire for Rambo, the hula-girl and [color:"orange"]kinky[/color] Scape goat of Space inside Lothlórien.

Übereil

[color:"orange"]528436[/color] mongoose has to digest space-cake hanging on disecting the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire for Rambo, the hula-girl and kinky Scape goat of Space inside Lothlórien.

I know I edited this the last time, but it HAS been some time...

Übereil

It's ok Übereill, at least it is for me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

528436 mongoose [color:"orange"]observe [/color] digest space-cake hanging on disecting the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire for Rambo, the hula-girl and kinky Scape goat of Space inside Lothlórien.

528436 mongoose observe digest space-cake hanging [color:"orange"]involved in[/color] disecting the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire for Rambo, the hula-girl and kinky Scape goat of Space inside Lothlórien.

528436 mongoose observe digest space-cake hanging involved in disecting the Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire for Rambo, the hula-girl and kinky Scape goat [color:"orange"] from [/color] Space inside Lothlórien.

528436 mongoose observe digest space-cake hanging involved in disecting [color:"orange"]Nestle[/color] Milky Way's Micro-surgery desire for Rambo, the hula-girl and kinky Scape goat from Space inside Lothlórien.

HEF , I think it's your turn to come up with a new sentence!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

My turn? Okay! It's a bit longer, but should be fun. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Your computer utilities may not report the weather! Click the button below to get this free ad-supported utility. Weatherscope puts the current local temperature in your system tray and gives you one click access to weather forecasts.

Your computer utilities may not report the weather! Click the button below to get this free ad-supported utility. Weatherscope puts the current local temperature in your system tray and gives you one click access to weather [color:"orange"] controls [/color] .

Your computer utilities may not [color:"orange"]double-click[/color] the weather! Click the button below to get this free ad-supported utility. Weatherscope puts the current local temperature in your system tray and gives you one click access to weather controls.

Your [color:"orange"]fashion [/color] utilities may not double-click the weather! Click the button below to get this free ad-supported utility. Weatherscope puts the current local temperature in your system tray and gives you one click access to weather controls .

Your fashion utilities may not double-click the weather! [color:"orange"] Clean [/color] the button below to get this free ad-supported utility. Weatherscope puts the current local temperature in your system tray and gives you one click access to weather controls .

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And don't tell me I used too many words now...

Übereil

Your fashion [color:"orange"]sense[/color] may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the button below to get this free ad-supported utility. Weatherscope puts the current local temperature in your system tray and gives you one click access to weather controls.

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the button below to get this free ad-supported utility. Weatherscope puts the current local temperature in your system [color:"orange"] toilet [/color] and gives you one click access to weather controls. ]

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the button below to get this free ad-supported utility. [color:"orange"]Jackie Chan[/color] puts the current local temperature in your system toilet and gives you one click access to weather controls.

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the button below to get this free ad-supported [color:"orange"]Tonka[/color]. Jackie Chan puts the current local temperature in your system toilet and gives you one click access to weather controls.

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the button below to get this free ad-supported Tonka. Jackie Chan puts the current local [color:"orange"] flogging [/color] in your system toilet and gives you one click access to weather controls.

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the button below to get this free ad-supported Tonka. Jackie Chan [color:"orange"] kicks [/color] the current local flogging in your system toilet and gives you one click access to weather controls .

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the [color:"orange"]bum[/color] below to get this free ad-supported Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the current local flogging in your system toilet and gives you one click access to weather controls.

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the bum below to get this free ad-supported Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the current local flogging in your [color:"orange"] privat [/color] toilet and gives you one click access to weather controls.

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the bum below to get this free ad-supported Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the current local flogging in your system toilet and gives you one click access to the [color:"orange"]world's[/color] controls.

Übereil

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the bum below to get this [color:"orange"]nasty[/color] ad-supported Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the current local flogging in your privat toilet and gives you one click access to world's controls.

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the bum below to get this nasty [color:"orange"]smelly[/color] Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the current local flogging in your privat toilet and gives you one click access to world's controls.

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the bum below to get this nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the current local flogging in your privat toilet and gives [color:"orange"] with [/color] one click access to world's controls.

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the bum below to get this nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the current local flogging in your privat toilet and gives with one [color:"orange"]desiring[/color] access to world's controls.

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the bum below to get this nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the current [color:"orange"] Champion [/color] flogging in your privat toilet and gives with one desiring access to world's controls.

Your fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the bum below to get this nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the current Champion flogging in your privat toilet and gives with [color:"orange"] luck [/color] desiring access to world's controls.

[color:"orange"]Michael Jackson`s [/color] fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean the bum below to get this nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the current Champion flogging in your privat toilet and gives with luck desiring access to world's controls.

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean [color:"orange"] with a [/color] bum below to get this nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the current Champion flogging in your privat toilet and gives with luck desiring access to world's controls.

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense may not double-click the end of the world! Clean with a bum below to get this nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the [color:"orange"]children's [/color] Champion flogging in your privat toilet and gives with luck desiring access to world's controls.

(Back to Michael Jackson...)

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense may [color:"orange"]allways[/color] double-click the end of the world! Clean with a bum below to get this nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the children's Champion flogging in your privat toilet and gives with luck desiring access to world's controls.

Übereil

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense may allways double-click [color:"orange"]his monkey's[/color] end of the world! Clean with a bum below to get this nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the children's Champion flogging in your privat toilet and gives with luck desiring access to world's controls.

@ The Bean: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense [color:"orange"] shouldn't [/color] allways double-click his monkey's end of the world! Clean with a bum below to get this nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the children's Champion flogging in your privat toilet and gives with luck desiring access to world's controls.

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense shouldn't allways double-click his monkey's end of the world! Clean with a bum below to [color:"orange"]win[/color] this nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the children's Champion flogging in your privat toilet and gives with luck desiring access to world's controls.

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense shouldn't allways double-click his monkey's end of the world! Clean with a bum below to win this nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the children's Champion flogging in your privat toilet and [color:"orange"]gambles [/color] with luck desiring access to world's controls.

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense shouldn't allways double-click his monkey's end of the world! Clean with a bum below to win [color:"orange"] one [/color] nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the children's Champion flogging in your privat toilet and gambles with luck desiring access to world's controls.

How come this (in other ways exelent) thread seems to die out from time to time <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />?

Übereil

Becouse you, Ube, will not edit a word. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense shouldn't allways double-click his monkey's end of the world! Clean with a bum below to win one nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the children's Champion flogging in your privat toilet[color:"orange"] if [/color] gambles with luck desiring access to world's controls.

Just to get it going again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />...

Übereil

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bday_jump.gif" alt="" /> I completely forgot about that thread!!

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense shouldn't allways double-click his monkey's end of the world! Clean with a bum below to win one nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks the children's Champion flogging in [color:"orange"]Übereill's [/color] privat toilet if gambles with luck desiring access to world's controls.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense shouldn't allways double-click his monkey's end of the world! Clean with a bum below to win one nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks [color:"orange"]all [/color]children's Champion flogging in Übereill's privat toilet if gambles with luck desiring access to world's controls.

Eh?? never seen this thread before, whats it all about then?

You take a sentence, preferrablly from a newspaper, and you replace all the words in it, one by one. Only one change every third or fifth post...

Übereil

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />gotcha...I think <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Note that the bold words is edited, and may not be edited again, and the orange words is the word you just changed <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />. Now GET GOING!

Übereil

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense shouldn't allways double-click his monkey's end of the world! Clean with a bum below to win one nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks all children's Champion flogging [color:"orange"]on [/color] Übereill's privat toilet if gambles with luck desiring access to world's controls.

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense shouldn't allways double-click his monkey's end of the world! Clean with a bum below to win one nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks all children's Champion flogging on Übereill's privat toilet if gambles with luck desiring [color:"orange"] consolation[/color] to world's controls.

You forgot bold Spick, otherwise you got it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense shouldn't allways double-click his monkey's end of the world! Clean with a bum [color:"orange"]downunder [/color] to win one nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks all children's Champion flogging on Übereill's privat toilet if gambles with luck desiring consolation to world's controls.

@ Mea
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Michael Jackson`s fashion sense shouldn't allways double-click his monkey's end of the world! Clean with a bum downunder [color:"orange"]athletes [/color] win one nasty smelly Tonka. Jackie Chan kicks all children's Champion flogging on Übereill's privat toilet if gambles with luck desiring consolation to world's controls.

new line:

The 5-inch vertical scar marking Steve DeLuca's belly didn't stop him from posing topless for a new pinup calendar

The 5-inch [color:"orange"]flowershaped [/color] scar marking Steve DeLuca's belly didn't stop him from posing topless for a new pinup calendar.

The 5-inch flowershaped [color:"orange"]boil [/color] marking Steve DeLuca's belly didn't stop him from posing topless for a new pinup calendar.

Übereil

The infected flowershaped boil [color:"orange"]chicken[/color] Steve DeLuca's belly didn't stop him from posing topless for a new pinup calendar.

The infected flowershaped boil chicken Steve DeLuca's belly didn't stop him from [color:"orange"]eating[/color] topless for a new pinup calendar.

[color:"orange"]One[/color] infected flowershaped boil chicken Steve DeLuca's belly didn't stop him from eating topless for a new pinup calendar.

One infected flowershaped boil chicken [color:"orange"] into [/color] DeLuca's belly didn't stop him from eating topless for a new pinup calendar.

Sounds a bit more coherent like that. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Hello back Mikelangelo & Stone! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into DeLuca's belly didn't stop him from eating topless [color:"orange"]from[/color] a new pinup calendar.

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into DeLuca's belly didn't stop him from eating [color:"orange"]crumpled paper[/color] from a new pinup calendar.

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into DeLuca's belly didn't stop him from eating crumpled paper from a new pinup [color:"orange"] slaughterhouse [/color] . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into DeLuca's [color:"orange"]nose[/color] didn't stop him from eating crumpled paper from a new pinup slaughterhouse.

Yes, THIS thread again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into [color:"orange"] Santa's [/color] nose didn't stop him from eating crumpled paper from a new pinup slaughterhouse.

Yippie, THIS thread again!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into Santa's nose didn't stop him from eating crumpled paper from a new [color:"orange"] birch [/color] slaughterhouse.

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into Santa's nose [color:"orange"] will [/color] stop him from eating crumpled paper from a new birch slaughterhouse.

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into Santa's nose will stop [color:"orange"] anyone [/color] from eating crumpled paper from a new birch slaughterhouse.

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into Santa's nose will stop anyone from eating crumpled paper from a [color:"orange"] characterless [/color] birch slaughterhouse.

hmm adding words are you eh?

Erm *blush* nope just making sure you where paying attention <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into Santa's nose will [color:"orange"]start [/color] anyone from eating crumpled paper from a characterless birch slaughterhouse.

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into Santa's nose will start anyone [color:"orange"] while [/color] eating crumpled paper from a characterless birch slaughterhouse.

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into Santa's nose will start anyone while eating crumpled paper [color:"orange"]with[/color] a characterless birch slaughterhouse.

One infected flowershaped boil chicken into Santa's nose will start anyone while eating crumpled paper with[color:"orange"] Paris Hilton's [/color] characterless birch slaughterhouse.


Sorry, couldn't resist the words "boil", "chicken" and "characterless" all together in a sentence without PH's name in it to spice it up <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Here is the next assignment:
Award-winner Reese Witherspoon made her mark in a knee-length Chanel haute couture number with metallic trim.

Award-winner Reese Witherspoon made her [color:"orange"] soup [/color] in a knee-length Chanel haute couture number with metallic trim.