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Posted By: HandEFood The Caption Contest! - 02/06/04 12:02 PM
Hello peoples! Time for another game: The Caption Contest!

  • Someone posts a picture.
  • Everyone else can post up to two captions for the picture (preferably humourous). Please keep it "Teen" rated.
  • Each round runs for three days, after which the picture poster selects their favourite caption and declares them the winner.
  • The winner posts the next picture within three days of announcement, else a random person takes over (first to post another pic). The winner may nominate someone else to post the next picture.

    The time limits are just to keep things rolling, so let us know if your time is too tight to take control.

One good place to find pics is Google Image Search.

TIP: When posting a picture, preview your post and press Refresh on your browser. A lot of sites do not allow you to link directly to their pictures. If you don't refresh, it will just use the picture in cache, whether you can link to it or not – refreshing should show you what others will see.

Round 1:

[Linked Image]

Let the captioning commence... <crowd goes wild>
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/06/04 01:19 PM
Damn U seawitch! Now I have to trick Ariël ...


ot: I recognize that :o
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/06/04 03:37 PM
'That's the last time I kiss a beautiful scuba-diving princess!' <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/06/04 05:36 PM
"Fred the Forg didn't like growing up. He wished to remain a tadpole..."
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/06/04 06:02 PM
'SAS camouflage outfits that never quite made it!' <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/06/04 06:31 PM
"Don't laugh, I'm a TREE frog."
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/06/04 06:48 PM
"Yeah well, she turned me into a frog, but Bluddy Hell, she could've %$#@& asked if I could swim!!!!"
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/06/04 07:28 PM
News: Because of the sensible nature of this operation, the US Army had to use Frogmen.
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/06/04 07:35 PM
Man-eating frogs in winchesterstonville lake!
Posted By: GoldyLocks Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/06/04 07:44 PM
WANTED for wartism, reward of $500 dead or alive.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/06/04 08:40 PM
"Nice legs..shame about the face..mask"
A number one song in England in the 80's. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/06/04 09:21 AM
isn't that morbo?
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/06/04 09:27 AM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

and to prove that any picture can be cationed by a qiute from the sipsons, futurama, ....

Wernstrum: Distinguished members of the Academy, I present to you, the Reverse Scuba Suit! Observe. Fetch!
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/06/04 11:36 AM
"I knew i should have bought the Fur coat, bloody Snow!!"
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/06/04 02:13 PM
When Jimmy went back in time he saw proof that evelution was doctored.
Posted By: jvb Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/06/04 08:03 PM
... We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin...

"Finally darwins theory has proven to be correct.
The missing link between sea animals and land animals is finally discovered!

Behold... The frog that can't swim nor breathe underwater."
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/06/04 08:06 PM
"wretched Astma..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/06/04 10:20 PM
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... We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin...

"Finally darwins theory has proven to be correct.
The missing link between sea animals and land animals is finally discovered!

Behold... The frog that can't swim nor breathe underwater."



you copied my evulution theory! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/06/04 08:43 AM
This isn't what I meant when i said "put your frog suit on"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/06/04 12:53 AM
Congratulations go to Spore! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

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"wretched Asthma..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Your turn to take the lead. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/06/04 02:05 PM
first off all, i'd like to thank, uhm, noone but me!!! and every-single person who liked my caption...

uhm....
heres a pic:
[Linked Image]
"what?"
it's my cat on my roof <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
and it's a bit big, but it'll do i guess...
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/06/04 02:07 PM
??????? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/06/04 03:27 PM
Caption:
"It's Spore's cat on the roof."

No need to thank me, then.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/06/04 04:36 PM
house sink in the ground Only people with cat like abilities can walk the streets.
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/06/04 04:53 PM
From "Cat on a hot tin roof" to "Cat on a flat thin roof" in one easy step!
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/06/04 05:44 PM
"Arhu?"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/06/04 01:07 AM
Oh! It's so cute! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" /> (That wasn't a caption, by the way. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> )

"Cat on a crisp, thatched roof. No, doesn't have the same ring to it..."
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/06/04 06:10 AM
"Huh, huh, huh. Lets moon the neighbors." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/06/04 07:44 AM
Number 1 rule about sneaking is blending in with the enviroment.
Posted By: Viper Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/06/04 09:01 AM
"so this is what being drunk is all about... sweeeeeeeeeeet"
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/06/04 11:47 AM
Spot the cat for idiots.
Where is the cat? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/06/04 02:06 PM
"Man...
That house in the background is build on a steep hill!"
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/06/04 02:20 PM
"You tire us. Dismissed!"

or

"What are you looking at? Never seen a spider-cat before?"
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/06/04 02:47 PM
" What the hell are you looking at? "
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/06/04 04:26 PM
"I have the Galaxy here, in my collar !!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: GoldyLocks Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/06/04 09:06 PM
Hey, my front door was locked and the only open window is to the attic.
Posted By: jvb Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/06/04 09:33 PM
"you look at me as if I'm a small white (though cute) cat.. But I can still whoop your [nocando]!!"
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 06:14 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> DAETHATTHEDOOR WINS!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/idea.gif" alt="" />congratulations on winning!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/idea.gif" alt="" />

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"You tire us. Dismissed!"

or

"What are you looking at? Never seen a spider-cat before?"
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 07:27 PM
Thank you, Spore.

A similar picture:
[Linked Image]
(No, it's not my cat).
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 07:29 PM
nine lives my butt!!......he's gettin it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 07:39 PM
the.. pic is gone, try hosting it somewhere before you post...

this site is good, free hosting

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 07:50 PM
Well, I still see it but for you, I'll upload it.
Thank god for CuteFTP <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />.

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 07:57 PM
"Oswald was a pussy!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 08:28 PM
"Don't leave the phone booth sucka"
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 08:54 PM
campers with a sniper are pussies
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 08:55 PM
"That's it, you want that bone don't you? Closer.... Closer....."
Posted By: GoldyLocks Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 09:34 PM
A cats revenge....
All dogs must die!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 10:15 PM
"Okay steady...
that white cat on the roof is Mine!"
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 10:19 PM
"Aaahh...theres that stupid bird. Laugh at me 'cause I'm declawed, huh. Well we'll just see about that!"
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/06/04 10:30 PM
The blue star is to cover my privates!

Ha! That phony old veteran with one leg was just a decoy.

The cat wrestled with the starfish for control of the rifle.

Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/06/04 05:33 AM
"Hey! Check out the pussy in the neighbours yard!"

"Neuter this, human scum!"
Posted By: Merendrious Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/06/04 08:44 AM
"It's always the one you least suspect"
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/06/04 08:48 AM
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"Okay steady...
that white cat on the roof is Mine!"


ROTLMFAO!!!!

"don't you dare touch my canned-food...." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/06/04 09:25 AM
catassin!
Posted By: Rashida Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/06/04 10:27 AM
"I am the end of food chain. Any doubts?"
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/06/04 11:14 AM
Finally solved...the mystery of who shot JFK.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/06/04 11:20 AM
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"Oswald was a pussy!"

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Finally solved...the mystery of who shot JFK.

You stole mine <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/06/04 11:59 AM
Whoops! Didn't see your post!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />

"I have you in my sights Mr. Bond. I was the real brain behind it all...cough..choke...nooooo. What a lousy time to get a furball!!"

Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/06/04 08:15 PM
Now I'm finnaly able to hunt on deer instead of mice : <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/06/04 01:51 AM
Start sayin' yer prayers Tweety! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/06/04 04:17 AM
"I should've been more specific when i asked for a catsuit !"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/06/04 05:53 AM
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"I should've been more specific when i asked for a catsuit !"

Took me a minute. Very clever! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/06/04 09:32 AM
"Those Damm thundercats...¨*%£ù@# <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />
Lion-O, thunder THIS!"
Posted By: jvb Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/06/04 09:34 AM
Mission Impossible 3: the uncatchable sniper,
Across Europe from may.
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/06/04 07:27 PM
damn those mice make small targets... STOP MOVING! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
cool captions sofar... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/06/04 08:31 PM
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cool captions sofar... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

I agree. This would make it difficult to decide. I would like someone who won't participate to help me, please.
Posted By: Mslynx Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/06/04 08:45 PM
Damb Chipmonks!
Posted By: Mandrake Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/06/04 10:33 AM
I think the Bean wins DATD <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/06/04 01:18 PM
Ah yeah, it's time to announce the winner.

Congratulations, Cleglaw
"Ha! That phony old veteran with one leg was just a decoy."

Many captions were excellent. Congratulations to everyone.
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/06/04 03:39 PM
I am honored. Here is the next one.
[Linked Image]
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/06/04 04:36 PM
"Shave Gillette Mach 3! I had a mustache, now I don't!"
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/06/04 05:36 PM
I hope he doesn't notice I have no eyebrows...and I get payed.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/06/04 06:18 PM
Keep smiling Van Gogh I crazy. He cut of his own ear. What ever you do not stop smiling <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/06/04 06:20 PM
I told you I'm allergic to bee's!
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/06/04 08:16 PM
stop pouring green stuff on my head!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/06/04 11:11 PM
Mona lisa? Mont lisa, the woman shaped mountain.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/06/04 07:13 AM
"I need to fart."
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/06/04 07:17 AM
"21, single, likes to go to the theatre. Seeking a rich and supportive husband. Non-smoker prefered."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/06/04 02:19 PM
"Damm....That's an UGLY mirror!"
Posted By: jvb Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/06/04 09:35 PM
need-to-break-world-record....-laughing-muscles-hurt..
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/06/04 10:21 PM
I spy with my little eye.

A lint in the air
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/06/04 08:10 AM
mona lisa

inspiration, angel, woman, lover, .... & deathknight.
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/06/04 01:55 PM
"Man that joint was gooooood!"
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/06/04 04:25 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> [Linked Image] Womble! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

If my dentures were ready, i wouldn't have to smile like this.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/06/04 07:37 PM
"i wonder why he's painted her head backwards on her body..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/06/04 11:03 PM
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I hope he doesn't notice I have no eyebrows...and I get payed.

The winner! Btw I didn't get paid.
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 01:16 AM
YEA! I WON! I WON! I WON! Thanks!




Hmm. Er. This one. NO! This on. Wait.

Key, got it.

( from Funnyunk

[img]http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/coldpussy-jpg.html[/img]
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 03:06 AM
"Can you please feed that cat. I keep it beside the eggs."

"Pets are for life, not just for Christmas."

P.S. Use [UR[/b]L] tags for pages, not [I[b]MAGE] tags.
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 03:49 AM
PS, I tried image tag 5 [nocando] times and it still WILL NOT WORK!
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 04:14 AM
[Linked Image]

Where's the catsup?
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 05:16 AM
Hhmmmm...what to eat, hot dogs or cold cats?
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 05:44 AM
"Honey? The meat you put in the fridge grew some fur and a pair of whiskers. Let's cook it before it's too late. Now where was that cat"...?
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 06:23 AM
The sequel to the play/movie "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 06:24 AM
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PS, I tried image tag 5 [nocando] times and it still WILL NOT WORK!

That's because it's a HTML file, not a picture like a JPG or GIF. [U[b][/b]RL] tags will work.
Posted By: Viper Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 06:42 AM
"Go on a winter vacation they say... Somehow I expected something different" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 09:52 AM
"PEPSI, come on, Coca Cola is waaay better"

"fresh meat always tastes best"

Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 10:15 AM
"Finally, MacDonalds have decided to put some real meat into their big Macs."
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 12:32 PM
And now for the colonel's new recipie. Unlucky fried kitten!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 05:49 PM
"Nice mellon!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/06/04 11:46 PM
cat: "this is where jerry comes in right?"

---

cat: "I finnaly found the answer! The light does NOT stay on!"
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/06/04 09:29 AM
I don't get what's so funny about this picture, it looks perfectly normal for me!

bring on the canned-cat food!! come on, it needs to be held in a cold, dark place!!!!
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/06/04 02:36 PM
First dog: Hey you want a cat? Been chilling all night.
Second dog: Nah man, they make me fart!
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/06/04 01:19 PM
Another one: I know this is 3 entries but I think this may be a winner.

"Curiosity chilled the cat." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/06/04 01:49 PM
"Close the door, please. I'm trying to get some sleep!"
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/06/04 10:20 PM
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"Close the door, please. I'm trying to get some sleep!"


Hahahah! That's a good one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Actually I think I should try to sleep in the freezer: it's hot here!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/06/04 02:35 AM
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Another one: I know this is 3 entries but I think this may be a winner.

"Curiosity chilled the cat." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> I think you might be right! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/06/04 02:53 AM
Ohhhhh. This is tough, I have 3 entries that I like, I mean, I like ALL of them, but there's three I really like. Its going to be tough, I'll try to give you more info by tommorrow. Or um, I'll tell you who wins, but its going to be close.
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/06/04 04:50 AM
I'd vote for Sveltje's but Womble's last entry is a good one too.
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/06/04 04:57 AM
They're 2 of the 3, but I think I can cut it down to these 2. Sorry to the person it was. You just got cut <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> You live turtle boy. I hope.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/06/04 10:06 PM
i think most of us agree that @Womble "chilled cat" was a very good one,..
Soo for me it's Womble this time <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/06/04 11:27 PM
ITS SO tough! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> Errrhmmm. Mhmmmmmmm. Let me look at the cats expression. if its sleepy, Sveltje, if its cold/dead then Womble. But no matter what, they are both excellent. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 01:04 AM
Will you just read them and laugh already! It's not like there's a cash prize. (Sorry to disappoint!) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 04:02 AM
Oh? Damn!

Then, eh, sorry, but, Womble. The cat looks more dead or sad then asleep. But yours was really good too. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 09:28 AM
I loved Womble's too, to be honest. But I'm very happy you liked mine, too. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 09:30 AM
Not the be annoying But JUST pick one so we can start the next round <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 09:54 AM
Well, he has. Womble is next.
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 12:45 PM
Sweet.... I'll have to find a good pic. Stay tuned!
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 05:11 PM
I did 5 hours before you posted! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 08:14 PM
[Linked Image]

Continuing the football theme....
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 08:35 PM
What? We're playing football? Not kick the can?
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 09:32 PM
*Squeaky voice* Momma! I can fly!

Commentor: And George kicks the ball... correction: kicks the balls.
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 10:48 PM
why the hell is he facing away from the ball? thats the big question here.
Posted By: Mandrake Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 10:50 PM
Ball control? With a ball that shape?

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/06/04 11:40 PM
[simpsons mode]
And the oscar goes to....

"Man gets hit in the groin" by hanz moleman

Best Movie Ever
[/simpsons mode]
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/06/04 12:44 AM
"Well, at least he's sticking to the rules and not using his hands..."

"And we're just waiting for the crowd to throw the balls back into play now."
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/06/04 03:58 AM
"They're the strangest pair of siamese twins I've ever seen."
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/06/04 06:01 AM
1. with such irrevocable proof, FIFA manages to convince NFL to change the name of american football to american carryball & wins the eternal right to the name football(s).

2. in hope of distracting the goalkeeper, hans shot two diversionary balls with the defender seemingly trying to catch one of them. hans hold the title of being the first in parallel hat-trick although FIFA denounce such record.

3. what trezeguet hoped for the ball to sail pass the defender ended with the defender sailing past the ball.

4. sick of pele's boast of his scissor kick, cruyff showed pele his fly-by-dutch kick.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/06/04 09:32 AM
.... And that why Pele is now the spokesperson for viagra <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/06/04 12:54 PM
Keep 'em coming people! Some good ones there. (Lordmalis, Morbs, Hande) I shall judge tomorrow.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/06/04 01:19 PM
Scientific news...
Scientists from NASA just made the first picture of a black hole.
This picture made by the Huble telescope shows that the black hole sucks everything in that comes in his path.
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/06/04 01:26 PM
"...and Christian Ronaldo goes in for the tackle, and ooowwww...breaks the other players tackle!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/06/04 02:10 PM
Oh I'm sorry, your outfit looks so much like the ball.
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/06/04 04:20 PM
And we see hear, in this picture, HOW Jon lost his foot.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/06/04 05:34 PM
The "nuts” Siamese twin brothers( john nuts & willy nuts) had a hard life.
Mostly because there bodies were attached to each other in a very peculiar way...
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 01:17 PM
Quote
"...and Christian Ronaldo goes in for the tackle "


I reckon this would've got it if you hadn't over-emphasized the pun there plow. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

However I shall award the prize to Lordmalis for his 'Siamese twins' one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 02:26 PM
Ok a bit late but and overtime but It's too funny to keep out


"WTF a red card he was clearly playing the ball and not the player <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />"
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 03:10 PM
Like it Morbs. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

LordMalis still wins though. The judge has spoken! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 03:35 PM
Yeah My best answer come always to late. Just like on my exams <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 03:44 PM
Awwww, poor Mr Morbo! I did the same on my exams too! (a long time ago) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 03:51 PM
I never had that, either I knew it or I didn't. the correct answer.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 04:45 PM
5 sec out the door and all the answers come to me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 05:05 PM
Yay, I'm a winner! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Heres mine:

[Linked Image]
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 05:27 PM
haircuts are relative <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 05:31 PM
Bean: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

"Misunderstanding the concept of rap Einstein took the MC to the max and squared it." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 05:46 PM
I can see my future in this machine

"I Will be reincarnated as a black boxing promoter"


2nd
"The real reason that Einstein invented the nuclear bomb"

Always laughing with my hair those bullies, I'll show em. I'll nuke em.
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 06:37 PM
"Bloody hell! This Electric Butterfly flew right trough my Turbo Butterfly-Net®!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/06/04 07:34 PM
I don't get why they call this a 'micro'phone
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/06/04 12:30 AM
"Th-th-there's this p-positron that g-goes into a bar and-and-and he says to the ba-barkeeper Oh wait... No, it was a neutron! And-and he say "May I have a charge?" Oh crap. I-I've stuffed this up."

"The old explosive-in-the-microphone trick. That's the third time I've fallen for that this week!"
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/06/04 01:51 AM
THIS is why I never invented this!
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/06/04 04:48 PM
Bad Hair Day
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/06/04 06:28 PM
"The early prototypes of the Prism Tower confused the enemy by messing with their haircuts. Wicked and deadly!".
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/06/04 09:56 PM
einstein:"WHAT THE **** is that thing?!"
assistant:"euh... sir, you invented it"
einstein:"I know that, but wat IS is it?!"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

einstein:"where'd my cat go? you know, the small white one"
assistant:"I think it went up the roof when you fired your machine"

cast:
einstein: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
assistant: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
small white kitty: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/06/04 10:00 PM
einstein:"WHAT THE **** is that thing?!"
assistant:"euh... sir, you invented it"
einstein:"I know that, but wat IS is it?!"
------

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/06/04 10:12 PM
Einstein: "Mann ,i don't like what apple is doing with theire new computer design..."
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/06/04 12:12 PM
The gamma-ray hairdryer was unfortunately, a failure....
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/06/04 07:08 AM
You guys are too funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> But, alas, there can only be one winner: HandEFood! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Quote
"Th-th-there's this p-positron that g-goes into a bar and-and-and he says to the ba-barkeeper Oh wait... No, it was a neutron! And-and he say "May I have a charge?" Oh crap. I-I've stuffed this up."
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/06/04 08:35 AM
Yeehee! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> This next one's taken from one of my all time favourite games, StarTopia. Apologies on the size

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/06/04 10:21 AM
The thing finaly found his home. But where is mr fantastic and the human torch? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/06/04 02:34 PM
The train for Paris arrives at 1:30 on track #9.
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/06/04 04:50 PM
"After reading Tolstoy's Anna Karenina, Moofy the dog decided to end his life by ending his sad existance."
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/06/04 05:02 PM
Darn those stormtroopers really need to clean their armor before dark vader arraves
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/06/04 05:13 PM
NOOO!!! Get off the tracks Fluffy!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/06/04 10:45 PM
"this game is full of bugs!"
(and aliens <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> )
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/06/04 04:23 AM
"Are you watching? See how far I kick this!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/06/04 09:14 AM
"That damm thing is shiting all over the place again!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/06/04 06:27 PM
German zoo gorilla has escaped again, but now to the internet.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/06/04 11:15 PM
<<<...Game news from mars...>>>

Hello fellow Marsians,
Whe got a first peek-view of a new reality game called "THE SIMS" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/06/04 09:04 AM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> "Hey Dude, I think I need to lay off the Acid !!, this is like Craaaazzzyyy man" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/06/04 12:32 PM
how do you like my new design, I chose for "Love and Hearts"! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

sry, its the best I can do with this pic, it really isn't that funny...
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/06/04 11:49 PM
I might cut this one a bit short. Congratulations, the_bean! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Quote
"this game is full of bugs!"
(and aliens <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> )


Sorry about the crappy picture. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" /> I suck at picking them. I'll do better next time. I promise! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/06/04 02:57 AM
Thank you @Handefood
here's mine pic:

[Linked Image]
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/06/04 03:03 AM
Why did you bring me hear Grandpa??
Posted By: Viper Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/06/04 07:42 AM
Insane crowd of woman shouting LOOK, it's bean !!!! iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/06/04 09:05 AM
How did gandolf survive the fall in moria?
He went to a LOTR convention
Was it the one conventon TO RULE THEM ALL
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/06/04 09:31 AM
"I don't think we're in Middle Earth anymore..."
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/06/04 09:47 AM
man: see I told you walking to the convention was a bad idea, i've grown a beard!
woman: I'm sorry but it isn't like I enjoyed it, I sweat so much I've shrunk.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/06/04 11:18 AM
"And here's a picture of Arwen as a little girl with Gandalf. My, you haven't changed a bit, Gandalf!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/06/04 09:06 AM
Little girl says.."And you know where you can shove that stick !!,bringing me here!!"
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/06/04 09:09 AM
Childhood trauma starts here.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/06/04 06:49 PM
ok tomorrow i gonna anounce the winner,
let's say the deadline is about 15h mid europeon time (gwt+1)
it's a hard choise,
lot's of funny comments <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/06/04 07:36 PM
I'm sorry but these aren't the harry potter auditions.
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/06/04 09:42 PM
wow, Jezus IS alive!!!

Gandalf: hej, like my new sandals? I got them for free after I'd beaten the Balrog
Girl: eh, Gandalf, they make you look like Jezus....

eh sry 4 those, I'm running dry on my yearly supply of funny comments...
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> funny ones sofar!

yet again, the cast:
Gandalf: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" />
Girl: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/06/04 09:47 PM
And today on the news, Gandalf broke out of TV land and kidnapped a little girl. Please help us find them. { announcer voice ]
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/06/04 10:49 PM
guy> I put on my robe and wizard-hat
girl> f* I f*ing told you not to talk to me again.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/07/04 01:14 PM
Ok very difficult, to decide.
They’re all VERY close to each other
But here are my best laughs:

[color:"orange"]1) @lord malis:[/color]
"Childhood trauma starts here"
[color:"orange"]2) @spick :[/color]
Little girl says.."And you know where you can shove that stick !!,bringing me here!!"
[color:"orange"]3) @Morbo:[/color]
"How did gandolf survive the fall in moria?
He went to a LOTR convention
Was it the one convention TO RULE THEM ALL
[color:"orange"]4) @Handefood:[/color]
"I don't think we're in Middle Earth anymore..."

Quote
BUT i will give the next picture to @Spick,
because it was to close to @lord malis's one and everybody must have the opportunity to post a pic!

Posted By: faile Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/07/04 05:06 PM
Quote
guy> I put on my robe and wizard-hat
girl> f* I f*ing told you not to talk to me again.


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

"i gotta write down your names or something!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/07/04 09:13 PM
Why thankyou Bean, i'm overwhelmed, i'll dig out a picture tomorrow,i'm busy celebrating Greece's semi final win tonite...party on and crack open another
Strongbow.
Please y'all bear with 'till tomorrow. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/07/04 10:34 PM
Congrats Spick!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> But no nudey pics! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/07/04 08:35 AM
OK here's my Picture...away you go.
.
[img][image]http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v55/spick/buttflame.jpg[/img][/image]
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/07/04 08:40 AM
How Bob got the nickname "Assdragon."
Posted By: Viper Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/07/04 08:53 AM
"damn that sarge and his 'Napalm'-coffee"
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/07/04 09:01 AM
1. fire in my hole !!!

2. deleted scene from SuperSize Me.

3. newer measure for allied soldiers to prevent from being taken hostage by terrorists.

4. now THAT is strongbow!

5. after being challenged by costa & dimitris, spick showed the greeks what any exeter man can do under fire & pressure.

6. morbo's possible thesis for his upcoming master degree pursuit.

7. instead of blowing out the candle, janggut blew it like an oil field out of control.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/07/04 09:54 AM
lighting up a sigaret is unhealty and smelly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />


talk about flaming a forum


Pff is that it. When I drink wodka a whole night my flame goes 50 meters further
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/07/04 11:39 AM
A couple of got me giggling already <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />, 3days 'till i decide, is that right?
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/07/04 11:59 AM
Three days should give everyone a chance.


"Dear Mom. I've started working on a rig off the east coast. We're drilling for natural gas and we've found an abundance of it!"

"I think we need to have a word with the chef..."

And from Alex: "The canary's dead. Everybody out of the hole!"
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/07/04 12:00 PM
Take careful note of the dual exhaust.
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/07/04 12:52 PM
"I didn't do it, smell yourself!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/07/04 09:39 PM
This is not a go, but i am a South park fan, anybody seen the movie "Bigger longer uncut", could get an idea from that film,never know you might win. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/07/04 02:15 AM
Quote
i am a South park fan,

ok i found the perfect southpark expression:

"Doh!!"
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/07/04 02:46 AM
And I always thought that Bill didn't fart because he couldn't keep his mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/07/04 04:18 AM
Quote
Quote
i am a South park fan,

ok i found the perfect southpark expression:

"Doh!!"

Doh !!...Thats the Simpsons, you plank. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/07/04 11:28 AM
Quote

Doh !!...Thats the Simpsons, you plank. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


I would have used futurama's bender

Bite my red hot glowing a$$.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/07/04 11:54 AM
Quote
Doh !!...Thats the Simpsons, you plank. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Was't? [Linked Image]

ok this is a (kind off) southpark quote:
[color:"orange"] ow my god, they fried jenny![/color]
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/07/04 06:55 PM
Bill took the beans a little bit too seriusly on his day off, and it showed the next day; big time.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/07/04 04:26 AM
I'll announce the winner after i come home from work today, in about 7 hours time OK.
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/07/04 12:43 PM
Benny always wanted to be a jet-pilot
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/07/04 01:21 PM
Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to jetass
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/07/04 03:30 PM
"Do you have a light?"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/07/04 05:56 PM
and the winner is........(Drum roll)............ [color:"yellow"] Janggut [/color]with this little one....."fire in my hole !!!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/07/04 06:27 PM
Quote
"fire in my hole !!!"

yes, that was my personal favourite also <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/07/04 03:48 AM
thank you, spick!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> never have i thought i would win (by the way what did i win?) & the caption just jumped out of my mouth when i saw the pix. reminds me so much of my buddies who played too much CS. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

anyway, here's the next pix ..
[Linked Image]
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/07/04 03:53 AM
"Little Billy tried to read The Lord of the Rings, the directors cut."
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/07/04 04:15 AM
I'll finish this book even if it kills me.
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/07/04 05:35 AM
"Books are overated"


"Bill wondered when Wheel Of Time would end."



only a few more books to go eh?
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/07/04 09:32 AM
"Man reading book "the seven 7 voluptuous nymphs of king Arestemus ", that old Geezer"
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/07/04 09:39 AM
"darnit, I'll finish 'the neverending story' even if it's the last thing I do!"

"I might just be old, but I still like 'floppy the hoppy bunny'!"
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

fact: the neverending story is a book, which I read 3 to 4 times now.
fact: the neverending story DOES have an end
fact: floppy the hoppy bunny is NOT a real book <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
fact: the white kitty-cat on my picture, is not really MY cat, it's my sisters.
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/07/04 10:35 AM
I guess eating half this book wasn't a good idea.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/07/04 11:21 PM
"I wonder what this spell does? It just the same word over and over. Redlo. Redlo. Redlo..."
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/07/04 11:30 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> ROFL HEF if i could pick the winner...

caption
"I'll save you the trouble The butler did it"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/07/04 09:57 AM
Can I please have a glass of water!
Posted By: faile Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/07/04 06:46 PM
i hear jesus in the pillow.
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/07/04 12:39 AM
You can't judge a book by looking at it's cover.
The Old Man and The C
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/07/04 01:24 AM
I read that this year it was a good book! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/07/04 12:15 PM
caption:

janggut wants to finish his book first before revealing the winner of the caption contest <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/07/04 01:03 PM
Who let the Mummy out?
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/07/04 05:47 PM
Somewere in the year 2044
after 40 years ,
Bill gates realised that the holy bible had less'"bugs" then his latest windows software
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/07/04 08:03 AM
@ morbo -> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

come on, people! u can be funnier than that! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> has mandrake said something yet?

i was thinking of the line of ....

Lews, currently half way through Rhianna Pratchett's novella, Child of Chaos, isn't so sure anymore if he can finish the booklet on time before the next sequel of Duke Nukem.

where's jurak & his deadly one-liners?
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/07/04 08:23 AM
caption:

You know <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beyond.gif" alt="" /> isn't that good in binary
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/07/04 03:08 PM
Warning: Reading books can kill!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/07/04 03:12 PM
after 20 years , Freddy looks one more time in his diary,
and comes to one shocking conclusion:
"I never learned to read and write!!"
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/07/04 09:09 AM
"It didn't put the lotion on it's skin."

(Silence of the Lambs reference)
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 02:23 AM
sorry, everybody! i don't go online on weekends & i forgot to pick the winner before i left. thankfully morbo & bean PMed me & let me know that it's long overdue to announce the winner, who is ........

Quote
"I wonder what this spell does? It just the same word over and over. Redlo. Redlo. Redlo..."
HandEFood

CONGRATS to the owner of this thread for winning this one !!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 03:03 AM
Yay! Thank you, janggut! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I'll try something a little less obscure this time:

[Linked Image]

If the image fails, use this link: Ghetto Shoe Bike
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 03:06 AM
Can you believe this bike only cost me 60 dollers!? Thats 10 doller a pair!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: faile Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 06:12 AM
click here for my caption
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 06:14 AM
NOT ORIGINAL! Cheater! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Viper Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 06:36 AM
i could go on for miles and miles in these shoes
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 06:50 AM
Quote
NOT ORIGINAL! Cheater! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

It's still funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 06:59 AM
I know. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 10:33 AM
- Johnny failed to re-invent the bike, the problem beeing chewing gum.

and

- Wow cool mate, thats an kickass bike you got there
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 10:41 AM
Ladies an gentlemen gather arounf for the invention you've all been waiting for. The Shike. the bike that will never have a flat tire.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 11:40 AM
"See.....I said I could put all them left footed shoes I stole from the Shoe shop windows to good use ! !" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 11:44 AM
Is that really Lance Armstrong?
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 12:46 PM
Quote
Ladies an gentlemen gather arounf for the invention you've all been waiting for. The Shike. the bike that will never have a flat tire.

Just flat foot... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Lynn Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 01:04 PM
"What are you looking at, [nocando]?"




*MOD* Ups... apparently I can't participate <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> The word was not that dirty, really... *MOD*
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 01:13 PM
@lynn: Write it in geek code <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

caption:

Johnny Walker before he founded his wiskey brewery
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 02:27 PM
"What? So I mistakenly left my bike in the cobblers to be mended! What's the big deal huh?!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 03:12 PM
Bob's first idea was to use Reebok's pumps.
in case he got a flat tire...
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 03:23 PM
"Oi! Your shoelace is untied!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 05:58 PM
Quote
"What are you looking at, [nocando]?"




*MOD* Ups... apparently I can't participate <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> The word was not that dirty, really... *MOD*



Admin got nocandoed! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> I wonder what the word was? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />


They thought Ford was smart! I'll show 'em wrong.
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 07:05 PM
"I wont BIKE to school"

"I'm not walking, I'm not biking, I'm Bilking" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 07:36 PM
After robbing a bank,
Clever Ernest made a "false trail" for the investigators...
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/07/04 07:40 PM
good one bean! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


how about......

it's like riding on air...... Nike Air Bikey. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/07/04 01:47 AM
"I'm too cheap to buy tires and the wife has too many shoes anyway!"
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/07/04 07:03 AM
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"Oi! Your shoelace is untied!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


that pix speaks for itself very well without caption, which is why it's hard to come up with a good one. however i feel womble's line is funny. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/07/04 07:06 AM
I'll give it the full three days, in case there's some last minute inspiration, but I really like some of the ones there so far! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/07/04 07:54 AM
"STOP !....THIEF !....He's just stolen Immelda Marcos's bike !!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/07/04 12:28 PM
Steve looks angry he got booted from the bicycle factory
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 12:24 AM
Q: And,.do you use the same tires for the whole year?
A: No, in the winter i use spikes, and in the summer i use Sandals

Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 02:56 AM
Congratulations go to...

Quote
"Oi! Your shoelace is untied!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
– Womble

With the runner-up prize (no pun intended) going to...

Quote
After robbing a bank,
Clever Ernest made a "false trail" for the investigators...
– the_bean
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 02:00 PM
Cheers Hande! For my next image.....

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Viper Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 02:02 PM
To baldy go where no one has gone before... as long as they leave my head alone I don't give a rats as-s where they go
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 02:03 PM
Awesome pun Viper! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 02:16 PM
That screensaver is awesome.
How come we can travel faster then light and still have no cure against baldness
This tea is awful
The inertial dampeners are down! *spills tea*
I can't stop watching those acient star wars movies. It reminds me of the stupid ages.
This uniform rides up in the crotch <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 02:39 PM
"More porn sites!! Wait...that's.......Beverly Crusher... and Denna!!!"
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 03:40 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

You're reading my mind plow! You may become horribly scarred bacause of that though! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 04:13 PM
"All I have to do is sit here and with luck I won't have to do any real acting," he thought.
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 05:46 PM
Wow. Am I really that bald? Stupid DvD computers!



@Plowking.

you took mine tooo! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 05:54 PM
*cough cough**sprays tea over keyboard* Beverly was never ment to be displayed that way!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 06:18 PM
To: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard, CO NC-1701
From: Federation Commitee for Child Welfare

Capt. Picard,

We have finally located you. This letter is to inform you that you owe $1,264,792,491 Federation credits in back child support to the 34 children you have fathered on 27 different star bases. Payment is due by the end of the week. Thank you.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 07:33 PM
Picard just loves the new internal scanners. Lets see what diana is doing
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 07:55 PM
[Linked Image]

or

I hate it when I die early in a round of counter-strike.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 08:51 PM
Oh Christ almighty!!..Not X-Men again !!.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 10:43 PM
Quote
This letter is to inform you that you owe $1,264,792,491 Federation credits in back child support


On a side note:
The Federation doesn't have money, thus no credis also <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
they abannoded this way of payment a long time ago.
(quiz, in what year?)

Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 10:47 PM

"Damm... i can't copy that beyond Divinity game!"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 11:32 PM
"Good lord! Diane is marring Ridge?! I thought she was after Michael! I wonder what will happen tomorrow on Days of our Lives?"

"Urk! Who pissed in the replicator?!"
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/07/04 11:36 PM
Lets see....naughtyborgs.com....ohh, a new model...MOTHER!?! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 12:03 AM
"I hate to play online games with Lt-commander DATA"
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 12:06 AM
Hmmmm, Maybe we can stop the borg from assimilating by using Starforce <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 12:07 AM
"ough** <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
Captan Janeway has send more of her nudepics in my INBOX."
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 12:11 AM
even after 400 years you still can get your cup of tea while windows is starting up
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 12:23 AM
Why are 1/2 of these of sick images? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 12:28 AM
Quote
"I hate to play online games with Lt-commander DATA"

D4T4 IS D4 H4X0R! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 12:56 AM
"Scotty, give me warp factor 9 !!"
Euh it's Geordy Laforge here Sir...

"What!? what happend with Scotty?"
We beamed him down to the Weightwatchers, Sir"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 12:59 AM
Cpt Picard : "What the hell, am I doing here ???!"
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 01:01 AM
Captian Picard is very expierienced just look at thet empty gaze into space. You must have seen alot of space to be staring that way.
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 05:02 AM
Quote
On a side note:
The Federation doesn't have money, thus no credis also
they abannoded this way of payment a long time ago.
(quiz, in what year?)


I know, but you ruined my joke! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: faile Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 05:56 AM
hmm.... almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 11:36 AM
Quote
hmm.... almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> It's funny and I can't even work out why! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 01:07 PM
I think its something in the vein of 'Hitchhiker's Guide' humour. Correct me if I'm wrong Faile.

I still think your joke was funny Hande. Damn Star trek geeks! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Edit: Actually they'd probably charge him in Latinum. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: faile Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/07/04 03:48 PM
i ripped it straight from the pages of hitchhiker. i've always loved that quote.
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/07/04 03:36 PM
D474! 570p s3nd1ng m3 th053 n00b15h 4-w4rds, my 1nb0x 1s 7ull 4g41n!1!

(so, how'd I do Womble???) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> -_-

[DATA! stop sending me those stupid forwards, my inbox is full again!!!] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/07/04 03:42 PM
I joined the Royal Shakespeare Company and the Royal National Theatre to play a captian on a scifi show. *sigh* theire is no god
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/07/04 12:06 AM
Captains log stardate 5182432415: It's has been 3 days and womble hasn't pronouced the winner. I fear he fell victim to a fate much worse than assimilation. Yes theire is no crueler fate than a hangover. end log <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/07/04 02:23 AM
"Deanna's face... Beverley's body... Worf's arms... Data's bum... Alexander's legs... Hehehe, I might save that one!"
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/07/04 09:48 AM
in real life, Raze is having his normal, yet luxurious tea while answering to all calls of help in the larian forum.

*oh, not another stamina drain thread!*
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/07/04 02:44 PM
Ok, I shall give it to Faile this time. Even though she ripped the quote from elsewhere. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> Its still funny. I'm also curious as to what picture she'll select.
Posted By: faile Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/07/04 05:53 AM
yay!! smooch for womble! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

ok kids- go at it:

[Linked Image]
Posted By: RazorUED Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/07/04 07:00 AM
Well, show me the way
To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why...
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/07/04 07:10 AM
"Geoffry had a few drinks while waiting for his flight."


"O Beer-ies," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd drunken every one.
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/07/04 08:05 AM
1. Geoffrey had to finish all the beer bought for the opening party for his newly formed Teetotalers Club.

2. morbo taking a short break from his studies.

3. lottery number-crunching process took longer than he realised.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/07/04 08:29 AM
"So this was the picture captain picard was looking at his computerscreen..."
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/07/04 10:26 AM
9999 Bottles of beer on the wall,
9999 bottles of beer,
take one down,
pass it around,
9998 bottles of beer on the wall.
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/07/04 11:02 AM
On TV they said 1/500 bottles has a secret friends ring in it, i've drunk 501, they lie!

I tried running a bar but I nver get any profit <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/07/04 12:57 PM
Oliver Reed relaxes after a drinking session.
Posted By: RazorUED Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/07/04 06:19 PM
General Razor had a hard week. What do they write there? Oh, god, not again! Those Zerg had overtaken our base on Airo-17.. What! They had looted our Drug Store.. taken about 50 tons of our finest freshly-cut hemp.. Why, tell me why! How shall I explain this to the Directorate? No matter general, let's have another... and another drink and forget everything tonight...
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/07/04 09:13 PM
"Gee, I'm glad i work in the Bottle bank and not in the Sperm Bank <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />"
Posted By: faile Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/07/04 10:43 PM
Quote
"Gee, I'm glad i work in the Bottle bank and not in the Sperm Bank <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />"


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/07/04 03:25 AM
that sounds like a weaner! oops... i mean winner. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/07/04 04:26 AM
"Only one more week 'till my Wife leaves Hospital"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/07/04 06:23 AM
"Geoffry always enjoyed reading his newspaper at breakfast time."
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/07/04 02:10 PM
richard branson started his empire by collecting money for empty bottles even if he had to drink em all.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/07/04 02:10 PM
"Quiz: Find the cola bottle"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/07/04 11:30 PM
Quote
"Quiz: Find the cola bottle"

Where's Weiser? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: faile Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/07/04 05:45 AM
Quote
"Gee, I'm glad i work in the Bottle bank and not in the Sperm Bank <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />"


spick wins! his was funniest!
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/07/04 09:40 AM
Ok...I'll sort a piccy out later, I'll be watching some Cricket today and going to another BBQ later, I'll do me best . <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/07/04 08:51 PM
Ok here ya go, sorry for the delay.
.
.
[Linked Image]
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/07/04 09:11 PM
When Faile is out...
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/07/04 10:07 PM
Is that what goes on in a cat house?
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/07/04 10:20 PM
*THIS* happens if you drink bud light...
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 01:20 AM
"Lews the couch potatoe!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 02:14 AM
when spick's off to work to line his pocket
spickie's cat checks out a game of cricket

wicket!
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 05:41 AM
the average Australian!



er. ill think of a better one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 06:21 AM
"Ummm... Fluffy? Snookums and I have been thinking. We think it's time you got a job and a place of your own."
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 06:24 AM
"After missing out on the chance of being the Divine One, Arhu really let himself slide." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 07:15 AM
Darn batman! he stole my catwoman away <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: bernhard Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 07:55 AM
@Jang: what a Rhyme... ROFLMAO <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

@all: here´s my idea:

Gus the Theatre cat after performance... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 08:05 AM
QUESTION: Am i aloud to have a go on my own picture and if i find it very funny elect myself as winner???
P L E A S E..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 08:10 AM
I bet you won't win anyway.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 08:13 AM
Don't be so sure Draggy,"While the cats away....",Mwaahahaha. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 08:47 AM
"... the mouses dance..." ???
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 03:14 PM
I think I got an inch...
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 08:53 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/07/04 11:41 PM
Quote
QUESTION: Am i aloud to have a go on my own picture and if i find it very funny elect myself as winner???
P L E A S E..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

What if you elect yourself winner and give the prize to the runer up? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/07/04 05:42 AM
When john came back early from his work,
he found his cat watching a porn tape.
It gived the expression "masturbating pussy" a totaly new meaning.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/07/04 07:18 AM
BEAN <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kejero Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/07/04 08:10 AM
Yeah, Bean! Past tense is *gave*, not *gived*! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/07/04 09:35 AM
@ kejero & bean -> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

dang, that was funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> wish jurak's here. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/07/04 02:36 PM
ough..
gived, gave, givend..mmm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

But this picture is clear evidence wat is realy going on , when you turn you back at pets.
what are your house pets doing when you are away from home?

never got that feeling :
"Hey something was moved here."
"How come that food is lying here?"
"damm did i forget to put the tape back in my secret hiding space?"
"How come my bed has been sleeped in , with strange hairy thingies in it, heck the bed is still warm!"

Yes ,your pets did it!
so watch out,
because you never know what can happen the next time you come home.

Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/07/04 07:14 PM
Puss! with boots on his day off the set.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/07/04 08:11 AM
[color:"yellow"] ...and the winner issss......HandEFood [/color]


Quote
"After missing out on the chance of being the Divine One, Arhu really let himself slide." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

.
[color:"yellow"] I have got to say though...some rather tame efforts in there, C'mon, buck yer ideas up!!! [/color]
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/07/04 09:03 AM
Yay! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

That means I have to find another bloody picture, doesn't it?

Damn. There was a great shot in the paper today, but I can't find it on the 'Net yet. Perhaps next time.

This one will do for now. Enjoy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/07/04 10:04 AM
pom pom poooooooom!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/07/04 01:10 PM
"the modern bird, makes it's nest in the neighbourhood of television lines.
this way it can illegialy watch cable television"
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/07/04 01:26 PM
Hey you! Yes, you!!! Want some of these cute little babies I've got here in my nest???
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/07/04 01:35 PM
Ladys and gentlemen, your watching animal planet with James Bullox.
I've just stumbled upon this really rare species here in the brazillian jungle. I'm so lucky to be one the few to experience the precence of a real peradoctulys, as you can see it is an impressivvvvv... OH [nocando] IT SPOTTED ME RUUUUUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/07/04 03:56 PM
evil bird thinking' "hehehe And it isn't even MY tree"
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/07/04 04:11 PM
Is this one of those storkers I have heard about?
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/07/04 05:18 PM
Italian bird: "heyyy.. are you talking to ME?
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/07/04 08:43 PM
[color:"orange"] "whaaazaaaaaa!!!" [/color]
(like in the budweizer commercial)
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/07/04 12:44 PM
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Is this one of those storkers I have heard about?


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

I can't think of a funny thing at all for this one..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/07/04 04:23 AM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />Yep same here Womble, i've had the piccy in me head all day, but can't think of a sausage! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/07/04 03:10 PM
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but can't think of a sausage! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />


That bird ate it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/08/04 09:49 AM
I like most of the captions that were posted for this one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> As for the prize...

Congratulations go to Sveltje!

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Hey you! Yes, you!!! Want some of these cute little babies I've got here in my nest???

So much for service... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Your turn. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/08/04 09:10 AM
Thanks! Here's the new challenge, hope you like it!

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Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/08/04 09:20 AM
Jack: Hee Haw!!
Mom: do u have to act like an S on the dinner table?!
Dad: *grunts*

++++++++++++++

Donkey to the lady: Now now, just because i'm Eddie Murphy & got paid obscenely to act in this movie doesn't mean that i have to be an obscene S as well!
Dude at end of the table: *grunts*

++++++++++++++

Donkey to the lady: Now now, just because somebody's human, it doesn't mean he cannot be quite an S on a dinner table.
Dude at end of the table: *grunts*

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Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/08/04 10:27 AM
donkey: Hmmm mmmm, this is delicious, what is it?
mom & dad: eeeuhm, its ... a a
donkey: what? a goose? a duck?
mom: aa aaaa
donkey: aaarmadillo? aaa I give up tell me?
mom: as s
donkey: no reason to be rude
mom: donkey!
donkey: what!? .... oh :s
Posted By: Lynn Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/08/04 11:12 AM
"What'd ya say? Dennis took my carrot?..."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/08/04 12:15 PM
"What's our dinner doing on that chair?"
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/08/04 12:51 PM
"Woman! Get your finger outta there!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/08/04 12:59 PM
Donkey after finishing his meal..."Well...Gotta fly!!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/08/04 02:29 PM
"find the 7 mistakes"
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/08/04 04:37 PM
Queen: "Oh, the water in my bowl is warm...er excuse me, I've got a sudden urge to go to the bathroom!"

King: "Same here...too late for me though..."

Donkey: "Well I knew that wasn't the wine I could smell!!"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/08/04 12:05 AM
"If I act like one of them, they might not notice I'm just here for the food."
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/08/04 05:37 AM
The King says, "You know honey, after all these years, you've still got a nice @ss."
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/08/04 06:47 AM
LOL! lord malis, i think u may be the winner! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/08/04 08:19 AM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> There are actually several I like.


This is hard... So, keep on, I won't decide until tomorrow. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/08/04 10:23 AM
"We're eating with our hands?
And there's a Donkey at the table?
What the hell is this. A cartoon?!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/08/04 03:42 PM
The King says..."I wonder if the @ss takes it in the Human"!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/08/04 04:38 PM
Spick: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/08/04 07:53 PM
We all eat soup with our hands!
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/08/04 09:14 PM
You got no proof it was me in that picture, it was a LONG time ago!


Woa. slow down, I didn't know you could do that with a...


What do you mean I'm Shrek's fata**!?
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/08/04 09:46 PM
Donkey: The king and I have seen this hot babe in the adult bar the other night...
King: shhht!
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/08/04 07:41 PM
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Queen: "Oh, the water in my bowl is warm...er excuse me, I've got a sudden urge to go to the bathroom!"

King: "Same here...too late for me though..."

Donkey: "Well I knew that wasn't the wine I could smell!!"



Plowking, you win!
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/08/04 07:58 PM
Aww, good job Plowking.

Must be sure to get a good one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/08/04 11:10 PM
Bitterest Pill lews???
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/08/04 09:38 AM
Cheers Sveltje,

Ok here's mine...bring it on!!

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Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/08/04 10:04 AM
this one is really good enough as it is... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/08/04 10:33 AM
I have to move my tongue veery slooowly,
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/08/04 01:10 PM
bee: What are you looking at <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

bee: you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Well, I am the only one here, so you must be talking to me.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/08/04 01:55 PM
Hey....
Do You know who your daddy is? huh?
I'm your daddy!
Yeah...
because i did it to your mamma..your mama!!!
yeah,because i'm da supha fly!
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/08/04 03:07 PM
I knew scrubbing my head against the flypaper wasn't that good an idea.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/08/04 03:14 PM
@bee: IT'S A TRAP
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/08/04 03:43 AM
"Mum! <bzzzz> He followed me home. Can I keep him? <bzzzz>"

"It's times like this I wish I was a frog."
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/08/04 08:40 AM
LOL! plowking, that cat is so adorable with crossed eyes! i just can't think of anything funnier than that pix. other than a kooky song!
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/08/04 03:43 PM
"left a bit...left a bit....aaaaaannndd SCRATCH"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/08/04 03:44 PM
Quiz: "Find the cat"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/08/04 04:04 AM
"What Arhu was doing when he got himself killed." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

"My cat's so lazy, the flies built a nest in her head."
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/08/04 01:52 AM
To bee or not to bee. That is the question.
Posted By: Spore Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/08/04 07:17 PM
cat:mmm, I wonder were he gets his hair done?

bee: this is one big honeydrop...
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/08/04 10:52 PM
"And now,
a new exiting picture in our serie:
tatoos that went wrong!"
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 12:15 AM
DR NO: I think Bond bugged my cat <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 01:48 AM
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DR NO: I think Bond bugged my cat <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> I like! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 04:19 AM
"Oi !! Buzz off, that ain't Fly paper!!"
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 08:39 AM
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DR NO: I think Bond bugged my cat <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />


Some good ones there, but Morbo pips it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />



Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 11:32 AM
Theire are some pictures when you see em SCREAM caption contest

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k I can think of 15 captions right now. But it your turn now.
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 11:47 AM
"Hehehe, this is gonna be the world's first and finest cat toaster... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 11:53 AM
"Mmm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
So this is that project X, Lynn is always talking about?"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 12:02 PM
Congratulations, Morbo! You deserve that one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

"My spy's first pictures of Lynn and Project X."


EDIT: You [nocando], bean! You beat me! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 12:07 PM
This used to be a dishwasher, now its a dishtrasher.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 12:18 PM
"And voila! This engine runs off a new renewable resource: cats! And the exhaust makes s great snack! Hah!"
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 12:38 PM
Lynn: "This new DD2 engine needs a lot of work!!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 01:25 PM
I came to Earth with THIS? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 06:14 PM
I got a real good caption in my mind but I can't enter <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

Will tell it sunday (when the winner is in)
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/08/04 07:18 PM
"Ooooohhhhh....What does THIS button do?"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/08/04 12:24 AM
"What? The hidden treasure is gold? Where's the Cat Flamé? Where's the Cat Wellington?"
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/08/04 12:26 AM
Morbo eyes the hard drive he spilled beer on.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/08/04 06:32 AM
Resistance is futile, hey?
Assimilate THIS!
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/08/04 09:54 AM
Honey, I shrunk the garbage truck.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/08/04 09:41 PM
12 more hours till closing. I think people can do better. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/08/04 10:54 PM
Nothing better than the thrill of try defusing a real live bomb.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/08/04 04:20 AM
Lynn decides she can "Mod" Neo987's PC for him!!!.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/08/04 10:02 AM
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Nothing better than the thrill of try defusing a real live bomb.


congrats

My captions were:
Chronicles of Lynn: Theire is a new reason to be afraid in the dark.
Projext X revealed: Chronicles of Lynn: escape from butchers bay
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/08/04 12:40 AM
I know it's not my turn but my dog would like a good caption for his new look! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/idea.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/08/04 04:58 AM
*in drunken stupor*
i'll get u for this, jurak! once i figure out how to open this door. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> dang that johnny! black is best, heheheh!

2. nothing in jurak's life experience prepared him for his mother-in-law's visit.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/08/04 05:32 AM
"Hello beauty..
HOW mutch?"
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/08/04 08:17 AM
Help my dog was kidnapped while he was in the shower.

dog: theire not paying me enough for this.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/08/04 08:34 AM
"Look, it's part of the job. I work in a kitchen now. I have to have my hair covered."

"I'm not taking this cap off! What, you want me to catch lice?"

"Ohmygod! Who's that in the limo? Is it... It's Jurak's dog!!! EEEEEEEEIIIIIIIII!!!!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/08/04 09:02 AM
Planet of the dogs:
You maniacs!
*drops to his knees*
You blew it up!
Ah, damn you!
God damn you all to hell!!


pfft fancy movie dogs with theire fancy limo. They realy got an attidude
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/08/04 09:48 AM
Christina Agularia arrives at the MTV music awards sporting her latest fashion faux pa - a shower cap!
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/08/04 11:23 AM
had my picceh ready to, but you keep captioning Jurak's and Mine, just enlighten us with what your captioning. and we choose best out of 2.



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Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/08/04 11:49 AM
"The new eco-friendly cars with oxygen emmisons!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/08/04 03:31 PM
"that's what you get if you let DOGS drive te car"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/08/04 10:31 PM
"Can i ask you a question Mr president?
Sorry no Comments!"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/08/04 01:13 AM
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Christina Agularia arrives at the MTV music awards sporting her latest fashion faux pa - a shower cap!

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> Ten points! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


For Draghermosran's:

"Stupid Ent, can't handle his cider. He's hit another car!"

"The secret Rolls Royce burial grounds."

Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/08/04 04:22 AM
[color:"yellow"] Whats in the TRUNK? [/color] ...Draggy's.
.
[color:"yellow"] "yeh it kept me hair dry but the friggin' soap got in me eyes!! [/color] .....Jurak's.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/08/04 05:35 PM
What do you want a porche!!!! Do you think porche's grow on trees? Now go outside and take a volkswagen from our volkswagen tree and shut up.
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/08/04 05:46 PM
"Wonder if my insurance will cover being impaled by a tree?"
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/08/04 09:42 AM
After the show

This is the only drive-in cinema in Europe that had dared to show the "Triple special extended extended plus version" of all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/08/04 10:32 AM
one more day and I'll choose a winner, an do your best cus i'm allready pretty sure.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/08/04 11:51 AM
and so the vampire car came to his end. HONK HONK


Inspired bu Futurama's The Honking <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/08/04 04:09 PM
Why Draghermosran's father won't lend him the car.

We found spittle on the steering wheel--it must have been a phlegmish driver.

One of those long haired hippy Belgian treehuggers did this.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/08/04 10:18 PM
"Don't drink and drive..
you might end up with a wooden head!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/08/04 09:58 AM
Quote

This is the only drive-in cinema in Europe that had dared to show the "Triple special extended extended plus version" of all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> congrats Sveltje.
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/08/04 10:45 AM
Thanks, Draghermosran!

And here you go:

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Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/08/04 10:57 AM
did you get a new haircut. Theire definatly something strange here
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/08/04 11:09 AM
"What's worse? Your boss catching you asleep on the job or a bunch of mischief makers?"
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/08/04 11:37 AM
The police leave nothing unturned to solve a crime.

"Are you sure we'll get a promotion this way?"

When they heard about the horrific crime, their world turned upside down.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/08/04 11:40 AM
k when Bush said He is going to put the intelligence sector up side down. Not what I had in mind

We've turned a corner in the war against terror. Not what I had in mind
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/08/04 11:54 AM
"I can do this job standing on my head"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/08/04 10:51 PM
"What do you mean officer?
i get a fine for walking upside down?"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/08/04 02:55 AM
"The Lourve will display anything as art, even their security guards."
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/08/04 05:18 AM
"You were right, hehe, I can see up her dress. I can't believe you convinced her this was a part of the "new" DUI test."

I thought it was "pigs in a blanket" not "pigs on the wall."
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/08/04 08:55 AM
And you wonder how the scream got stolen. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/08/04 09:04 AM
Deciding will be really hard... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/08/04 09:39 AM
"When i said put your feet up,that isn't what i meant!!"
.
"Aaawwww....Isn't it nice to take the weight of your feet"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/08/04 11:10 AM
"I told you that burglar looked waaaay to big for us to handle!"

or

"Still shot of Police Academy 15"
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/08/04 12:09 PM
Quote

"Still shot of Police Academy 15"


don't laugh wit that police Police Academy 8 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> is in the works and yes Hollywood is out of ideas.
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/08/04 01:02 PM
This is what happens in England if you dial 666... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/08/04 01:27 PM
News just in " Crooked cops bend too far! "
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/08/04 11:32 PM
Quote
This is what happens in England if you dial 666... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Hehe... That's what I first thought, but I thought it was too obscure. And I couldn't remember the number.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/08/04 05:37 AM
"John?
YES?
Your shoe is untied!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/08/04 07:51 AM
Security Guards to their Boss..."Which way did the thief go?"
Boss........"I don't know... Use your heads"
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/08/04 08:07 AM
"the sarge told us to use our heads for more than a hatrack.....
and see.... maybe he will take us off foot patrol for good this time.
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 09:06 AM
I liked almost all of your captions!

But when I looked closely at the picture I found these cops definitely have a sleepish expression. That's why HandEFood wins:

Quote
"What's worse? Your boss catching you asleep on the job or a bunch of mischief makers?"


Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 10:19 AM
Ya Booo!! They are awake AND the one with a fat face nearest to us has a huge grin on his chops. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 11:14 AM
It's a sleepy grin, and they just woke up to find themselves upside down, don't you think? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Well, I'm really sorry, would have liked to reward you all! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 11:15 AM
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"Aaawwww....Isn't it nice to take the weight of your feet"


Spick, you are second best, okay? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 11:23 AM
Thank you! I'm starting to wonder if this game is rigged...

I had the perfect picture to follow on from that, but I couldn't find it. Here's the next best one I could find. Enjoy!

Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 11:49 AM
next on CSI (cat scene investigation): look at that yellow string where is the canarie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 02:42 PM
"Blurp, I shouldn't have eaten that computer mouse..." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 03:52 PM
From the sequel to Cat On a Hot Tin Roof

Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 04:14 PM
NEW from HASBRO,
the remote elektronic housecat
now with a free virtual kitty's litter box.
(batteries not included)

it can sit
it can S-hit,
it will smell like the real thing
it will loose it's hair
And it has self build-in defence systems for dogs (pepper spray & electr. stunner)

Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 05:36 PM
whe ... where am I? ... 8... 9... 10... Knock Out! ... aah the catfight.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 05:43 PM
"A cat, trying to look at the picture of those 2 cops."
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 06:49 PM
This just in....... Cat's brain linked to computer, still won't come when it's called! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 08:28 PM
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"A cat, trying to look at the picture of those 2 cops."

An early leader me thinks. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/08/04 08:57 PM
Yeah well, still got eight left.
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/08/04 05:38 AM

Cat (dreamily):

"Wow! Life hasn't been the same since Garfield discovered where Jon hides the Viagra...."

Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/08/04 03:42 AM
Hakea wins the hotseat by a mile! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Quote
Cat (dreamily):

"Wow! Life hasn't been the same since Garfield discovered where Jon hides the Viagra...."
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/08/04 01:20 PM

Yikes, thank you for the honour! If I understood the rules right that means I need to posts another pic. A hasty search round the net threw up this mysterious scene.


[Linked Image]


Edit: Removed own attempt at caption. Probably poor form to pre-empt others' captions...

Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 07:00 AM
kennedy's space race failed ideas:

amongst them are failed space-age milting techniques.

*****

elvis thought stardom was literal in meaning & considering it as a career move.

*****

ikea's early innovation in trying to put spacemen in comfort while travelling to outer space.

*****

jurak's buddies thought a tub would be better than the chair.

*****
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 08:49 AM
"So I er....attach this tube to the end of my penis and..."

*******************************************
Worlds first games console

Guy in back "That's it, you're holding the joypad correctly. Now the suit is for your own protection as Bill here will rock the seat to enhance your game playing experience."

Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 08:50 AM
astronaut: where did NASA get these guys, from a sitcom?

******

At this museum, some sort of suit that dates back to the time where apes still had power over humans is displayed. Scientists still pounder about what the apes used it for.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 09:38 AM
"I don't think the kids will buy it."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 10:03 AM
"It didn't take long for the 3 scientist to figure out,
that astronaut John felt asleep again,
while the spacecraft was already on its way to Mars..."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 10:07 AM
"Getting a lipposucktion in those days was a challenge on its own..."
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 01:56 PM


Some good captions already. Keep 'em coming. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

It’s always fascinating to see how other people can see totally different things in the same picture.

I can’t resist chucking in a couple of (non competing) entries of my own.

1:

Little know facts about The Stars #427:

Increasing loss of bladder control in Roy Orbison’s later years led to his commissioning the development of a combined incontinence suit and recording studio.

****************
2.

The day NASA was forced into a complete rethink of the recipe for space rations:

Seconds after this photo was taken, Neil Armstrong farted and blew the front clean off the life support cabinet.

Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 02:26 PM
Guy with the pipe: How's Armstrong's therapy going?
Other guy: Bad. He hasn't removed that space suit for 3 months.

Neil Armstrong: I'm going to the moon! Wheeeeeeee!
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 05:29 PM
The ultimate video gaming device.

This initial real life model for the Death Knight was later scrapped.
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 07:25 PM
NASA's first attempt at faking the space program....
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 11:44 PM
Pop-music retro pic : "The selection for the 4th beatle wasn't an easy one."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 11:47 PM
"Scientists, made this special suit, so you could sit comfortable on that chair."
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/08/04 11:53 PM
"I just gave the robot a beer and he hasn't got up since!"
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/08/04 03:14 AM
'Scuse me, whaddya mean there's no remote? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/08/04 11:01 PM

3 days are up and it’s time to please one contestant and p*ss off all the others, by declaring a winner…..

Congratulations to all those who entered – all the captions made me smile, and there were a few laugh out loud ones. Several entries were probably equally deserving of victory (Yes, you were robbed, I admit it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ).

But on the basis of two in a row that made me laugh out loud (the astronaut who was still asleep on the ground while his rocket was on the way to Mars, and the lipposuction joke) The_bean wins!

As they say in the lower rungs of Showbiz – “Get ‘em off Bean, you’re on next”….
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/09/04 03:38 PM
Thank you @Hakea <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Your choise was an honorable and wise one, indeed <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

here is a cute one:

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/09/04 03:43 PM
New carnival games get mixed reactions...

1#
Baby Toss - fill the pots and win a prize

2#
The sequel to Gopher Smash! Baby Smash...bop them on the head with your hammer when they pop their heads up
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/09/04 03:44 PM
Baby standing up

"Excuse me, I think I'm gonna need a clean pot!"
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/09/04 03:46 PM
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Baby standing up

"Excuse me, I think I'm gonna need a clean pot!"


Baby on the left-hand side: "Me too!"




(Sorry, just couldn't resist <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />)
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/09/04 04:34 PM
why women don't belong in the cloning lab.
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/09/04 04:50 PM
Pampers try radical new nappie design!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/09/04 12:12 AM
"On the ninth day of Christmas
"My true love gve to me,
"Nine kids a-crying, ..."


"I'll take what's in pot number 3, Larry."
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/09/04 12:19 AM



Why not try our delicious potted shrimps...


On special for a limited time only at MacOrcs Family Restaurant.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/09/04 12:34 AM


Where will it all end? Potheads get younger every year..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />


Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/09/04 02:23 AM


"Plant your bubs in a rich moist soil and place the pots in a warm sunny spot"….



Tulip suppliers ‘Bulbs R Us’ discover the limitations of relying on a spellchecker for their Spring Bulb Catalogue …..

Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/09/04 02:28 AM
children of the bean: bean sprouts

*****

..... obviously with such free gifts, Helda couldn't sell off even one pot.

*****

the worst kind of present a girlfriend can give to a fun-loving bachelor.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/09/04 03:07 AM
"Children are for life, not just for Christmas."
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/09/04 04:20 AM

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children of the bean: bean sprouts



<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Concise, witty, and cunningly flattering the judge of the contest! This one will be hard to beat. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

Mind you, "Kids are for life, not just Christmas" from HandyEFood and Plowking's baby toss contest look pretty good too..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/09/04 04:50 AM
potty training

They have no legs!!
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/09/04 08:19 AM
Clay pot's now for only 9,99$ get it now! [color:"#666666"]Babys not included. [/color]
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/09/04 01:03 PM
The revolutionary 'plant pot' method of artifical insemination has reported 100% success rate. The mechanics of the process are too revolting for some, however.
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/09/04 12:48 AM


Cassanova’s garden shed:

Before the advent of reliable DNA testing, the Paternity Squad often simply planted the evidence…

Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/09/04 10:26 PM
Ok,
I’m back,
I wasn’t home for the weekend,
Went a few days partying, back in my hometown,
Just to check out if people still recognise my face there <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

This one was for me the best caption:

Quote
@Janggut : “The worst kind of present a girlfriend can give to a fun-loving bachelor.”


Congratulations @Janggut!

the other one’s that gived me the loudest laughs (in no particular order)
@Plowking : “Baby Toss - fill the pots and win a prize”
@HandEFood : “I'll take what's in pot number 3, Larry.”
@Dragermosran : Clay pot's now for only 9,99$ get it now! (Babys not included.)
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/09/04 11:17 PM
Congrats, Janggut! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

I still like Dragermosran's runner-up caption! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/09/04 07:09 AM
i like your thought provoking one, HEF: babies aren't for xmas, they're for life. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

anyways, thanks to bean for choosing me as a weiner .... weaner .... weener .... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> ok bean, so thanks for choosing me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

wow! i'm a two-trick pony! yay! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> ok, so here goes another pix;

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/09/04 07:46 AM


"Yes,yes, they make lovely balloons - but that was the ship's last 5 condoms..."
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/09/04 08:54 AM
Vulcans have an extreme developed touch sense, these sillicon packs make me horny.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/09/04 10:41 AM
"This is an 5 miljon $ show, and THIS paper plant is our main enemy to attack?"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/09/04 10:50 AM
Quote
"Yes,yes, they make lovely balloons - but that was the ship's last 5 condoms..."
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

Oh great. Kirk'll be making alien babies everywhere! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/09/04 10:56 AM
"Just think, Captain, if we catch enough of these things, we might be able to make coloured uniforms!"
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/09/04 11:16 AM
"Look at these alien tampons!"

"Well, if the series ends, we can always get jobs as jugglers."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/09/04 11:39 AM
"now, i wonder wich pokemon this is..."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/09/04 09:37 PM
let's recycle some quotes.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

"it's a trap!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/09/04 11:50 PM
guy in right back: E-OW, no scrambled eggs for you, mommy-gaintaliencarnivorebirdthing looks pretty angry.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/09/04 11:50 PM
"Yes, yes... I'll sign your wings. How do you spell <krttzibizz>?"
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/09/04 12:49 AM



These pads will clean the mess off, but next time remember not to put your mascara on during re-entry....

Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/09/04 01:41 AM


Damn! That's the last time I put Spock in charge of hiring blue DVDs to entertain the crew...

Posted By: Byblos Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/09/04 01:51 AM
"YOU BUY BLUE CIRCLE YOU BE VERY HAPPY, I sell NUMBER ONE BLUE CIRCLE to you for low low price see!!"
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/09/04 03:22 AM
Hey, cool sneeze Spock.... Now let's see what's up the other nostril.

----------------
or

They’re lightweight, budgerigar-flavoured Vulcan poppadums Jim.

Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/09/04 05:54 AM
alright, i give u guys (& gals) one more day to get your act together & make me laugh. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/09/04 06:18 AM
"What's wrong with these frisbees anyway?"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/09/04 08:19 AM
Quote
Hey, cool sneeze Spock.... Now let's see what's up the other nostril.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> That one wins for me! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/09/04 12:22 PM
"Whe have to whipe our a-ss with these things?" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/09/04 12:25 PM
Spock's expression on the above quote: "Whiiiiiiiiiiii !!!"
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/09/04 01:31 PM
"Whoa dude! Rub it again! This is better than those toads we licked on omicron theta!"
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/09/04 02:16 PM
This is your avrage vulcan

This is your vulcan on drugs
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/09/04 02:01 AM
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alright, i give u guys (& gals) one more day to get your act together & make me laugh. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />


You posted that 4 days ago now janggut - is everything OK with you? Should we worry that you have disappeared from the forum, or did you just get busy with real life? Hope you're OK. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Maybe someone who hasn't won yet, or feels like it's their turn, could post another photo to keep the ball rolling?

Edit: Correction, not quite 4 days - I now see there is a 13 hour time difference between the forum time/date and the time where I'm posting from. I guess that means that the forum isn't hosted on European time? It's 10 a.m. on Saturday here, but still 9pm on Friday on the forum clock. Looks more like US time. Anybody know?
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/09/04 04:11 AM
"Current adjusted date is: 09/11/04 05:08 AM"
Hakea you can adjust the time to your time and everbodys posting will be relevant to your time,does that make sense?
P.S. I sincerely hope Janggut was not caught up in the bomb blast in Jakarta <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/09/04 06:52 AM
if i'm in jakarta then london is ireland's capital. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

seriously i got caught up with work & saturday being my natural holiday (beards require cleaning, no?) i'm usually offline. remembering u sorry lots <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> i have to come back & sheperd all of u back to coherence. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

& so the weiner ... weaner .... the one who wins ......

another aussie .... KRIS !!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

now suffer the lot of choosing a pix! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/09/04 07:57 AM

Great to hear you're OK janggut. And pleased to hear that bombs in Indonesia don't rattle your crockery in Malaysia... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Sorry to be a fuss-pot, but the last time someone disappeared from a thread I was reading here it turned out they'd been taken off to hospital. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Spick,

Thanks for pointing out that I can adjust the time offset to show my local time. Have done as you suggest and it works a treat. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> (PS Hope things are going well in Exeter. I lived a few miles away for a while, in a little place called Butterleigh, between Tiverton and Cullompton, and still have a brother there. Nice part of the world.)



Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/09/04 09:50 AM
Thanks for the honour Janggut. Happy to hear you're Ok. And obviously your judgement is in excellent shape too... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Now, can anybody tell me what's going on in this photo...


[Linked Image]
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/09/04 12:00 PM
double parking

The death knight just can't take a joke.

Enwreckue Caruso

Cardiac Arrest or cadillac arrest
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/09/04 12:14 PM
His parents said he played a lot of carmageddon.
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/09/04 12:20 PM


"Hi darling. I've managed to get the back of the car off the ground - could you just run through the bit about how to change the wheel again.... "

Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/09/04 04:14 PM
"yes, it's a woman"
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/09/04 12:35 AM


"I've never tried mating her with a sports car before - but we should get the cutest puppies...."


Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/09/04 03:14 AM
"Car insurance: Because you know you need it!"

"Sarah fails her drving test again."

Alex says: "Oops! My insurance doesn't cover PMS!" (from Ten Things I Hate About You)
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/09/04 08:29 AM
"AAh, the hangover... Well, I know I parked my car somewhere around here I think..."
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/09/04 09:17 AM
"Yeh, I was reversing and I thought I had at least 6 inches to spare" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/09/04 03:15 PM
women on the celphone: "hello? John? well i don't think i'm going to but your blue sportscar afterall..."
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/09/04 08:52 PM
Quote
women on the celphone: "hello? John? well i don't think i'm going to "buy" your blue sportscar afterall..."

I put it right for you Bean. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/09/04 11:06 PM
Wife on CellPhone; Hello dear, I seem to have a small problem with the car!
Husband busy at work; Huh, yeah .. what's the Problem?
Wife on CellPhone; I cant get the door to close !!
Husband busy at work; What the F.. is the matter with you just close the bluddy door ok !!!!
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 12:42 AM
Apologies for picking the winner early, but I’m going to be away for a few days this week.

Hard choice, with some clever ideas. Honourable mentions to the runners up. Everybody's entry raised a smile. And Mea nearly pipped it at the last moment with a nice touch of concentrating on the door and ignoring the main problem.

But in the end I went for Draghermosran's short punchline blaming an unseen kid for it all. I liked the way he conjured up the image of a very young gamer trying out his manic moves on the road, by saying "His parents...." . And as a lousy PC racer myself, I've been there, run up the back of that...

Quote
His parents said he played a lot of carmageddon.


Your turn to find a photo Draghermosran. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 12:48 AM
Quote
"Yeh, I was reversing and I thought I had at least 6 inches to spare" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

Yes, well if the guys didn't keep telling her that it was six inches, she'd be less confused!
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 04:17 AM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> yeh that was the idea but as usual it went straight over other peoples heads <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />...Bet Mea got it though. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 06:06 AM
You need to have heard the joke before, I think. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 08:42 AM
Experimental test of the prototype if the flying car
Comments: needs work
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 01:23 PM
"Yes thats right...He's gone right up my ar$e!!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 02:03 PM
"...and nine months later a nissan Mirca was born..."
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 05:26 PM
[Linked Image]

Have fun kiddos, deadline friday
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 05:37 PM
"Bulls eye !!!" said the sharp shooter
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 07:11 PM
"The bull just said: [nocando]! Not again!"
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 08:05 PM
I just know I can stand on my head if I just keep trying.

This yoga is bull nocando.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 08:14 PM
A Mole grabbing the Bull by the Horns. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: bernhard Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 10:00 PM
* I hate it when those Torreros drink a "RedBull" before the fight... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/09/04 11:46 PM
"The bull was the first creature off the Ark. The others waited for the gangplank to be lowered."


"Bull Fight 2020: event 7: the Cattle-pault."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/09/04 12:21 AM
"After the famous -midget trowing games-, BUll trowing was the next new thing!"
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/09/04 12:24 AM


"One step closer cape-boy, and I'll wee in your eye.... "

-----------------
or

"One step closer and I'll blow the ozone layer to smithereens..."


Footnote:
It seems that not all scienstists agree that the methane produced by cow farts, rotting vegetation etc actually does help destroy the ozone layer. Apparently, some believe that it actually has a positive effect.
The ozone layer - to fart or not to fart, that is the question..


Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/09/04 03:25 AM
Must be Australian--comes from "down under."
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/09/04 03:45 AM
"The mischevious Flip Brothers strike again!"
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/09/04 06:13 AM

Clever! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Incredibull piece of detective work on the part of HandEFood....

Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/09/04 12:55 PM
if the distance of making these pictures are the same, we come to a stunning conclusion:

"WOW! that's a BIG cat!"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/09/04 02:15 PM
just the moment before: "Hey, I found a penny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />"
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/09/04 02:28 PM
"...that's it. Now play dead!"

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"Archaeologists unearth a perfectly preserved fossil of a prehistoric bull!"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/09/04 11:23 PM
Quote
"...that's it. Now play dead!"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/09/04 11:25 PM

The corpse of the Vampire Matador vanished before Buffy's eyes as she drove the steak deep into his evil heart....

------------------------------------------
or

Little Known Martial Arts - #27:

A Dung-Fu Master demonstrates the launch position.


Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/09/04 11:36 PM

Quote
A Mole grabbing the Bull by the Horns. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Quote
just the moment before: "Hey, I found a penny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />"



<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/09/04 02:54 PM

"What you staring at Dude? Never seen a bull breakdancing before?..."

Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/09/04 08:30 AM
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A Mole grabbing the Bull by the Horns. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


spick lad, you did it again.
Cheers. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/09/04 08:33 AM
Spick, congratulations, and please post a picture of the mole! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/09/04 01:17 PM
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The corpse of the Vampire Matador vanished before Buffy's eyes as she drove the steak deep into his evil heart....

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or

Little Known Martial Arts - #27:

A Dung-Fu Master demonstrates the launch position.




You have to be kidding! (No offence Spick) These were both better! Wit and style!

Oh well... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/09/04 02:05 PM
Don't be such a bad loser Womble me old mucker <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Give me a few hours i gotta collect the brats from school and do the dinner and clean the house then go out and get the weeks shopping then put the sons of bitches to bed then tidy up the house again then i MIGHT have some time to myself....God i wish i had a decent bloody Wife. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/09/04 03:30 PM
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You have to be kidding! (No offence Spick) These were both better! Wit and style!

Oh well... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> [/quote]

Tastes in humor differ womble, I picked spick's because when I read it I woke my parents with my luaghter, hey those were realy funny, but not hilarious <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 01:25 AM
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Don't be such a bad loser Womble me old mucker <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


He wasn't being a bad loser, they weren't his entries. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Thanks for the compliment Womble. I rather like the fact that everybody laughs at different things though, plus I thought the mole was good too. Nice lateral thinking, quirky and funny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 01:31 AM

While we're waiting for Spick to get his act together, here's a pic that doesn't need a caption.

[Linked Image]

However, I suppose you could say:

"Nice try Osama, but that disguise only works one night of the year."

or

"Damn! I was trying to hit Mary Poppins"....
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 08:55 AM
I wonder what you can come up with referring to this picture...

Ubereil

PS I'll whait til I come up with something better than: Hey, that santa is animated <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />. And Kris: I suppose you can say so, yes. DS
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 09:16 AM
Right then , right then, here we go....
,.
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[Linked Image]
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 09:40 AM
flies are really big in india :o
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 10:36 AM

"Geez are you deaf! I asked for a stack of puppadums, not a pack of Chuffa Chums...."

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or

"Look Mummy – it’s Thomas The Tamil Engine."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 10:54 AM
"tickets please!"
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 11:40 AM
Microsoft is outsourcing.
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 12:17 PM
My wife doesn't usually enter this competition, but when I showed her the pic she came up with this:
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"OK,own up.... who farted in the dining car..."

Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 01:54 PM

I expect we'll lose a few when she goes supersonic after Calcutta....
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 04:29 PM
Somewere in the middle of the train someone says: "Hi I'm from Pakistan, were are you fr..."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 05:41 PM
"Quiz: Find the hidden train"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/09/04 05:48 PM
Noticeboard at New Delhi Train station

Free Passage to Bombay!
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/09/04 04:31 AM
Couple of realy good ones at the momment...BUT, should it count if it's your wifes idea and not your own??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/09/04 10:25 AM
Definitely NOT I'd say! Particularly as she's unlikely to be available to find another pic and be the judge for the next round. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Here's one from me.

You can always tell when Michael Jackson arrives by the crowd of hangers-on that he brings....
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/09/04 10:36 AM
organized crime, it's all about manpower.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/09/04 09:44 PM
"If you buy a miniature model of an Indian train.
Do you get the miniature people in the box also?"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/09/04 11:29 PM
"The all new Human Magnet!"
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/09/04 12:38 AM
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organized crime, it's all about manpower.


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"The all new Human Magnet!"


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Just when I thought that there couldn't be any more different ideas left, up pop two more beauties! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/09/04 02:41 AM
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Just when I thought that there couldn't be any more different ideas left, up pop two more beauties! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Never doubt the insane mind! <twitch>
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/09/04 07:30 AM
not a funny caption here. neil young's Heart Of Gold song popped up in my mind when i saw the pix.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/09/04 08:05 AM
I was waiting for the magnet one, thats how my mind works. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
.
Right i'm singing these next few lines, so here goes.....
.
One more day to go,
One more day of sorrow,
One more day to go,
and i'll anounce the winner tomorrow..........Ta daaa. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/09/04 10:23 AM
Those people are going to be pissed off,
if they realize they took the wrong train <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/09/04 10:45 AM
"Britain's Rail System, 2014."
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/09/04 10:46 AM
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"Look Mummy – it’s Thomas The Tamil Engine."

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> I didn't see that one before! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/09/04 01:55 PM
"I paid 1000 rupees for this seat....."
"You should see those poor buggers in second class!"

Paltry offering I know but my attempt at it.

"Thomas the tamil engine" gets it for me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/09/04 03:05 PM
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"Thomas the tamil engine" gets it for me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


i don't get it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/09/04 09:28 PM
I'm gonna have a go at my own contest Ok
.
India struggles to understand the concept of "The Human Shield" tactic.
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/09/04 12:04 AM
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"Thomas the tamil engine" gets it for me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


i don't get it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />



"Thomas the Tank Engine" is a hugely popular series of kids books, TV shows and assorted spin-off products. Not sure which countries it's shown in, but it's been sold in a lot of places. It's been revived and re-done several times since the books were first written something like 50 years ago.

Tamils are a race of people from S.India and Sri Lanka. So all those hangers on could easily be Tamils.

It's one for those who prefer clever word play over laugh-out-loud fart jokes.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> (we know Kris in real life, so he won't mind my dragging my wife's entry into the discussion <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> )
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/09/04 01:16 PM
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It's one for those who prefer clever word play over laugh-out-loud fart jokes.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> (we know Kris in real life, so he won't mind my dragging my wife's entry into the discussion <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> )


Didn't know you Aussies had 'Thomas the Tank Engine'! Guess its serves you right for giving us 'Neighbours'. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/09/04 03:13 PM
These guys are trained to ride that way.
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/09/04 03:50 PM
*Groans from the audience.* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/09/04 09:14 PM
Right, enough already, the man with all the hair gets it for me, very simple,but a master stroke with this....
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"tickets please!"

Well done BEAN <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/09/04 11:30 PM
I know it's over, but one more:

"Kids, don't try this at home!"

Congratulations, Bean! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 12:26 AM
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Didn't know you Aussies had 'Thomas the Tank Engine'! Guess its serves you right for giving us 'Neighbours'. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


I have a young son, so we have Thomas on TV, Thomas books, Thomas Snap cards ... even a wooden Thomas model railway set (behind me as I type).. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

As for Neighbours, I think that it's made to export for the English to watch so they can get a bit of sunshine. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> I can honestly say that I've never seen it, and I don't know anybody who does watch it. But I expect it does have a following amongst the soapie set here. We seem to get a heck of a lot of American and English TV though, detective shows being high on the list. Australia also exports a kids show called "Bananas in Pyjamas", which you might say is our revenge for Thomas the Tank Engine and Sesame Street. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

And congratulations to Bean too. Short and sweet (the caption that is - not sure about bean's dimensions.... )
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 02:51 AM
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Didn't know you Aussies had 'Thomas the Tank Engine'! Guess its serves you right for giving us 'Neighbours'. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

And the bloody Teletubbies! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

Sesame Street was quality viewing, at least until it became the Elmo and Friends show.
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 08:28 AM
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And the bloody Teletubbies! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

Sesame Street was quality viewing, at least until it became the Elmo and Friends show.


Teletubbies!!! Aaaaaargh!! WMDs - Weapons of Moronic Dumbness. I'd been trying to forget that piece of ..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

I do agree that Sesame Street is actually pretty good value too. We are fans of The Count here now. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> And this morning I caught myself singing "our journey to Ernie is done...." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

But we like to see local content. So our real love is the Australian made Playschool (based originally on a British show). We can recite huge chunks of it verbatim... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 11:08 AM
Don't forget the Tweenies. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 11:09 AM
@Spick, thanks for your vote <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

this picture is a little bit weard,
i'm curious what kind of captions there will be made up.

[Linked Image]
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 11:12 AM
Awww...leave him alone,he's armless!!!
Posted By: bernhard Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 12:47 PM
Cars broken, trains on strike? No problem! We deliver right on time! UPS! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 01:22 PM
Mobille homes for bums...
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 02:04 PM
The new boxed set is now available.

Boxing Day in the UK.

The new welter weight boxing champion?
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 02:20 PM
"Wow, thanks! And I who allways whanted a runner for Christmass!"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 02:22 PM
"Isn't humans supposed to be mammals?"
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 04:04 PM

Nigel never really mastered the art of 'thinking outside the box'....
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 04:20 PM
"Well I wore this box to take the attention away from my awful pants..."
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 04:22 PM
"Hey! You're supposed to take the clothes out of the box before you wear them!"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/09/04 11:43 PM
"The writers for Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers have really run out of ideas for bad guys."

"Soon, this speciman of running-manus will be released back into his natural habitat. He has been tagged so scientists may learn more about his circular migratory patterns."
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/09/04 12:41 AM
Some very funny ones already <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> They'll be hard to top, but
scraping the bottom of the barrel, I found a few more:


This year boxer shorts are OUT, but boxer T-shirts are IN.

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"I still prefer a phone booth when I change into Superman,
but sometimes you have to improvise..."

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Please let the air out BEFORE posting your inflatable
doll back to our service department.

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Yawn! Not MORE athletics on the box again tonight....

Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/09/04 12:45 AM

Whoops. one more and then I promise I'll shut up <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


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Nigel was still shy about showing off his new breast implants in public....

Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/09/04 01:12 AM
"Lost: One magician's assistant."
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/09/04 02:21 AM
robbie the robot is optimistic that he can surpass edward scissorhand's level of humanity. all that he needs now is edwards's body & ..... .
*****
the box that launch a thousand captions.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/09/04 02:27 AM
keep up the good work! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
there are already some that made me laught enough so that the neigbours would complain about the noise <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/09/04 08:45 AM
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"Lost: One magician's assistant."


Nice one HandEFood. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I racked my brains trying to come up with that one, and rejected all sorts of over-wordy captions about the old 'saw the lady in half' trick, and variations on how it was done...

As always, it's the short simple caption that works best. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/09/04 12:53 PM
Am I wearing something for you? stop staring!

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after cheating Davidson got boo'ed and trown at with boxes.
Posted By: the_bean The Caption Contest! - 24/09/04 04:55 PM
here is the winner:

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mobile homes for bums


Congradulations @Womble!

btw, this was my caption: "the first design for the Borg ship , wasn't a real succes"
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/09/04 06:18 PM
Wooohooo! Cheers Bean old buddy! I haven't won in ages.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

Let me dig out a suitably odd piccie.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/09/04 06:30 PM
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I haven't won in ages.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />


I haven't won at all <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> (they have something against me, I know it, I know it. Yes, they're all after me, they are. But they won't get me, I assure you they won't ("Just because your paranoid don't mean they're not after you" Territorial Pissing by Nirvana))

Ubereil
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/09/04 03:00 AM
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Wooohooo! Cheers Bean old buddy! I haven't won in ages.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

Let me dig out a suitably odd piccie.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Womble, where are you?
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/09/04 04:09 AM
Probably enjoying his weekend. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/09/04 04:13 AM
I was until now...double shifts this week,will still have a go once Womble wakes up. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sleepey.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/09/04 07:14 AM
Maybe he's taking his camera, and is searching for a crazy pic himself <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/09/04 07:44 AM

Something to snicker at while we're waiting.

This pic crops up on quite a few sites around the net.

Not Now Kid!
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/09/04 11:05 AM
Don't know what to say... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />

Ubereil
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/09/04 03:28 PM
Oh my God it's Handefood! And now we know where his nick comes from.
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/09/04 06:16 PM
Sorry! Sorry... Working and other crap...

This is rather odd:

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/09/04 07:40 PM
You forgot the picture.
Posted By: Lynn Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/09/04 07:43 PM
No, he didn't but seems like the server is down.

Hurry hurry Womble! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/09/04 11:30 PM
"Don't leave "things" from Mc donnalds too long in your fridge!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 12:13 AM
Babytreeseeds!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 12:14 AM
"The brain of a vegetable."

"Well, I've sort of created life... It's a shame it ate my cat."
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 02:17 AM
"You talkin' to me?"
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 02:33 AM

"And this one was the Marlboro Man… note the slight shrinkage, the interesting colour and the fascinating growths – and all on just one pack a day..."

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(Somehow I don’t think that Womble is going to award me the prize for that one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> )

Actually I’m not a mad crusading "Anti-Smoker". I've never even discussed it on a forum before posting on Spick's thread here. I'm just someone who gave up 25 years ago and is now "Pro Not Smoking" for what I see as very sensible reasons.

And as a footnote:
Urban Legends: Did the Marlboro man really die of lung cancer?
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 02:44 AM

Try no. 2

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"And when the LSD wears off, I just pop it back in my skull.... "


Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 03:50 AM
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"And when the LSD wears off, I just pop it back in my skull.... "

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> ROFLcakes! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 04:07 AM
"This isn't how it looked in the catalogue..."
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 04:23 AM
"And so, this brain is conclusive proof that Hydra did excist!!" HYDRA

Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 04:28 AM
Alex says: "It's life, Jim - but not as we know it..."
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 04:36 AM
I don't think this will fit up my nose.
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 05:03 AM

"Of course, Einstein made a quantum leap in intelligence when he discovered how to expand his brain into his hairdo..."
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 08:22 AM


The Sperm Donor of the Year proudly accepting the handsome Silver Scrotum trophy.


Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 05:42 PM
Hmm where's the rest of this Illithid ?
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/09/04 06:26 PM
Eric Avari starring in Fear And Loathing In Miami.
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/09/04 02:12 AM
womble (in the pix) trying too hard to make the picture look weird.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/09/04 10:51 AM
"interresting..Could this be a female brain?"
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/09/04 02:21 PM
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Hmm where's the rest of this Illithid ?


This is funny because I've played too much NWN. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

At the moment Hakea's 'scrotum' is in the lead. Scrotum is just such a comedic word. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/09/04 05:28 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> as usual <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> but this reminds of 1 of the Harpnel (very strange wizards from ad&d ) stories, one of the Harpnels saw an attack of mindflayers was imminent and promptly polymorphed his brain with his bum <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> (for those who dont now Mindflayers/Illithids when attacking in melee use their long octopus like tentacles, that sprout from there face to burrow under the enemies skin usually the head and suck the brains out which then promptly ends in a permanent Intelligence decrease) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Other example:

Classic AD&D spell Featherfall
purpose to alleviate the unwnted landing after falling from a great height
this spell then lets you float down to the ground.

Harpnel variety of FeatherFall
while falling cast said spell and conjure a large mountain of feathers preferably under the fallee <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/09/04 01:40 AM
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At the moment Hakea's 'scrotum' is in the lead.


My scrotum is thrilled to be considered for such a prestigious award. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Frankly, it's sick and tired of being overlooked while its more eye-catching associated organ keeps winning prizes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

However I suppose it's too early to say "it's in the bag.." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/09/04 02:13 AM
hakea, i'd say u're nuts! both of them! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/09/04 01:15 PM
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promptly polymorphed his brain with his bum


That happens a lot.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Ok Hakea, seems like things are pretty quiet with no more entries so you are the deserving winner! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 12:35 AM

Thank you oh wise Womble. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

See what you can all make of this one:

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 02:01 AM

10..9...8..7...6..5...4..


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or

"Told y'all we'd find 'em. It's a Weapon of A.s.s. Destruction, pointed straight at Disneyland..."


[Edit: How very curious. The forum word auto-nanny allows 'bugger' but refuses a common work for donkey, unless disguised !]
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 03:18 AM
Don't put the cart after the horse.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 05:41 AM
"A donkey in a wheelchair"
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 05:57 AM

I'm not allowed to compete, but I thought perhaps:


"Pathetic.... even my wife's got a bigger a.s.s. than that.... "
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 07:45 AM
In your best Eddie Murphy voice:


"Very funny Shrek, now get off the back of the cart. You hear me Shrek?"
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 08:45 AM
donkey to the man on the left:

what are u looking at?! go get your own cart & stuff it up your [nocando]!
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 09:10 AM
Why is it every time I stick my a$$ in the air, people stop and stare?
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 09:32 AM
here demostrating the new assapult
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 10:59 AM
A LOT more funding is needed for the Indian space program...
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 02:07 PM
Woohoo! I can see my house from here!
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 03:08 PM
"You can't BELIEV what's behind that wall!"

or:

"Why didn't I rent a removal firm?"

Übereil
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/10/04 06:26 PM
"Okay where did the "Jenny" go <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" /> " *perplexed look*
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/10/04 04:23 AM
"There you go...now you can change all 4 of this stubborn Mules shoes"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/10/04 10:10 AM
MWC mexican wrestling championship: The stallion in action.
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/10/04 09:40 AM


Looks like everyone's finished, so:

THE WINNER IS...

Umm, well, another hard decision. I'm lousy at judging. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Everybody came up with at least one entry that made me laugh. In the end it was a tie between the inspired silliness and punchy wording of Womble's "woohoo, I can see my house from here" and Mea Culpa's clever idea that there had been a female donkey in the picture that had vanished leaving her 'lover' literally up in the air.

I had an ancient great aunt who kept donkeys (which probably accounts for my knowing that a jenny is a female donkey). So by awarding an extra half a point for somehow managing to work sex into the joke AND reminding me of an ancient spinster great aunt all in one line - MEA CULPA wins! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/10/04 06:38 PM
hmm what am I looking for ?

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/10/04 09:58 PM
Back in the old days, carrying the olympic flame was a hazardous task.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/10/04 11:56 PM
"The biggest problem with living in medieval times is not ruining your hair while hunting giant fish."
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 01:52 AM

"Drowning men clutch at straws, but I prefer a root..."



Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 01:57 AM
Perhaps Australians are the only ones who'll get the joke above, so:

-------------------------------


"You can’t escape, Beckham, you’ll have to come up for air eventually...."


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or

Dear Mattel,

The Players Association loves your ‘Cricket Barbie’ concept, but there does seem to have been a slight misunderstanding about what the wickets are used for. Also, rain is not actually a compulsory element of the game…


Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 02:55 AM
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Perhaps Australians are the only ones who'll get the joke above, so:

Doesn't matter. There's an Australian judge after all. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 02:59 AM
"MeaCulpa's new restaraunt advert. (I'm sure it relates to the business somehow...)"
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 03:12 AM
"This chain-mail bikini gives me a rash!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 07:56 AM
Some horny men on the bank behind her shouting.......
"Thats it darling bend over a bit more, you'll be able to see the fish then" [Linked Image]
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 09:11 AM
"As this artists rendition clearly shows, more research is desperately needed into what women wore, how they looked, and what weapons they used back in medieval times." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 01:43 PM
"Does my bum look big in this?"

Don't know if Spick's 'fish' comment can be beaten though.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 03:28 PM
"There's always an bigger fish " <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 03:37 PM
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"Does my bum look big in this?"


The guy who's supposed to answear looks at her bum, then at her sword, and then slowly walks away...

Übereil
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 04:08 PM
Hurricanes leave several young pretty women homeless and clothless.
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 05:36 PM
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Hurricanes leave several young pretty women homeless and clothless.


Heh! Good one, Drag.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 11:31 PM
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"There's always an bigger fish " <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> My favourite so far! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/10/04 11:33 PM
"Gronk Glugasha's disguise was working perfectly. Soon the Orcs would penetrate the Amazons!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/10/04 02:42 AM
"Many people were shocked when they saw Conan the barbarian in his free time...."
Posted By: jvb Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/10/04 07:31 AM
In medieval times, no one actually really wanted the tooth fairy to come by when they were sound asleep <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/10/04 12:02 PM
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"Many people were shocked when they saw Conan the barbarian in his free time...."


[Linked Image]

Übereil
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/10/04 01:36 PM
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Gronk Glugasha's disguise was working perfectly. Soon the Orcs would penetrate the Amazons!


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/10/04 05:28 PM
After due consideration and many chuckles Bean gets the price with Spick a close second with ""Thats it darling bend over a bit more, you'll be able to see the fish then"" but Bean you've got it, take it away my man <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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"Many people were shocked when they saw Conan the barbarian in his free time...."
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/10/04 08:26 PM
I thought twice about entering mine because i thought some of our lady friends might take offence about some dirty old men looking at some tasty womens "Box" from the rear. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 05:31 AM
always the de-spick-able one, eh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 07:32 AM
Glad to be of assistance. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 12:27 PM
Let's see what inspirations there will be this time <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 02:00 PM
Carjackers have new clever methods.
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 02:11 PM

"But we have four wheel drive in this thing..."

"Ssssh...don't tell him, this'll be good for a laugh."
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 02:19 PM

Driver: He’s doing 20 kilometres a litre since we started running him on Heineken.

Passenger: Yes, but I still think he developed more torque on the Guinness…
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 02:22 PM

"When she hits 60, drop the clutch..."
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 02:38 PM
"If I leave them here I will have the house to myself over the WHOLE weekend <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />!"

Übereil
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 02:54 PM
Fisherman hauls in record breaking catch! Catch wasn't too pleased...
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 06:43 PM
No darling, Suspenders don't look good on a car !
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 07:29 PM
!! gore warning !! spoiler code
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> mumbles: stupid lazy dog has been pulling back since the I crossed the highway. </span>
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 09:41 PM
Mercedes Benz
Prestigious, reliable, and fun to drive!
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/10/04 11:07 PM
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!! gore warning !! spoiler code
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> mumbles: stupid lazy dog has been pulling back since the I crossed the highway. </span>


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/10/04 03:10 AM
"I spent $54,000 on this Mercedes and the bloody thing's already broken?!?"
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/10/04 05:45 AM

Forget about petrol. The new Mercedes FrogWagen catches its own food... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/10/04 06:25 AM
Local Diver saves a Mercedes from the Benz. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/10/04 08:43 AM
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Local Diver saves a Mercedes from the Benz.



Nice pun Spick. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/10/04 03:35 PM
Do you think it would go faster if I used the whip?


Ouch! This car isn't worth it...
Should we tell him we got the gold in the back?
Nah, just wait for him to leave the car, then step on it.

Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/10/04 11:48 AM
ok, it was a tough decission,
but i found @kris his/her (<- i don't know <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> ) captions the best.
because there were a 2 at a row, wich made my laugh.
also @spick,your latest caption was magic also <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/10/04 01:25 AM
Thanks Bean - a wise and just decision. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> (and I'm a 'he' <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> )

What's happening here?

[Linked Image]
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/10/04 01:40 AM
Yes, he IS a frisky dog.



News reporter: and Police Lieutenant Bush frisked several wrong doer's at Kerry's Food market today, and we can see one of them got REALLY frisky....

Other: Thank you Bob, and now onto Frisky dog food's latest campaign...



and I'm watching the Debate tonight, I think Bush just said that Canada will kill USA citizens with drugs!
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/10/04 02:45 AM


"I'm gunna figure out which of you low-life sprayed yellow liquid on my hub-caps if it takes me all day..."


Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/10/04 04:16 AM
Excuse me,i'm at a bit of a disability here, I canna see the bloody picture!!
What is it? I'd have a slight guess it's a dog peeing on something, is i right?
Or is i wrong? I Wanna have a go Dag Nabit!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/10/04 04:47 AM

Sorry Spick, I think there must have been a problem at the site where I found the picture. It was working OK when I posted it here (I tried refreshing, plus logging on and off etc, which usually flushes out links that might give problems, and it seemed OK).

Anyway, I've now stuck it on another web space and changed the link. Can people see it now?
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/10/04 12:26 PM
Who has stolen my donut?
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/10/04 01:27 PM
Oi!! Stop touching me up and give us a hand to hold this wall up will ya!!
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/10/04 06:32 PM
NO! not my legs you dum cop! put your hands on the falling wall, ..... show him Spot !
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/10/04 09:07 AM
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NO! not my legs you dum cop! put your hands on the falling wall, ..... show him Spot !

Copy cat copy cat don't know what you're looking at!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/10/04 04:38 PM
"OKay, tell me, where did you hide the dog?"
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/10/04 11:25 PM

Officer Smith never enjoyed judging the farting contest, particularly as the dog always won. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 12:58 AM
"Sgt. Peterson took his orders 'search every man and his dog' a little too seriously."
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 06:43 AM

Roll up! Roll up! Only a few more hours to get your captions in...

At the moment it looks like a tussle between Spick, Hakea and HandEFood. However, Hakea will be away for a few days this week, which rules him out....

Bean's entry was good too, and so was.... aaargh, at this rate I'll have to borrow Hakea's hat to pick a winner...

There's still time to snatch victory with an inspired line though... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 09:43 AM
"I know one of you is the Dog Biscuit Bandit..."



Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 11:29 AM
Time to announce the winner:

I was going to commission the Elves to design a trophy, hire the Dwarves to cast it, and get Nicole Kidman to open the envelope and present the prize... But in the end I just flipped a coin. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" />

Despite a cunning and funny late charge by Plowking, the winner is...

Droll roll please...
Spick. Congratulations and good luck picking a pic. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 01:06 PM
Yay thats my hatrick!! At last i have found my forte. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Had a quick look around and come up with this, away you go....
.
[Linked Image]
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 01:22 PM
"What went wrong, I wonder? She said she wanted a Faqir... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />"
Posted By: MASTER_GUROTH Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 01:24 PM
"where's the apple, addam?"
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 01:46 PM
Indian - "It is no good. I am sorry but 'trouser' is not a real variety of snake!"
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 02:08 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Plowking.



At the default setting, the picture is now on the previous page, so to make it easier for following contestants, here is is again. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image]

Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 02:19 PM
This gives a new dimension to "duke nuke'm forever"
-When it's done- <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />


btw, that guy on the bed, he even looks luke the duke! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 02:19 PM

Snake charmer:

"Even my magic music has its limits Sir - you've already adder three times this evening...."

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or

Musician:

"Come on now, Sir, just one more time -

'You put your middle leg in, you put your middle leg out,
You put your middle leg in and you shake it all about,
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn around'..."

Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 02:43 PM
One more (inspired by a recent news item):


Elton John:

"It's no good Madonna, you still aren't getting your lip-synching in time with the music." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 06:02 PM
"When is your Uncle leaving?"
"What do you mean my Uncle?"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 06:25 PM
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One more (inspired by a recent news item):


Elton John:

"It's no good Madonna, you still aren't getting your lip-synching in time with the music." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />


you should everyone is limited to 2 captions <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

OT:
Girl "Couldn't just buy like a radio?"
Guy "he came with the room"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 06:39 PM
Like 'em, like 'em, keep 'em coming(so to speak) had a giggle or two already. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/10/04 11:34 PM
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"When is your Uncle leaving?"
"What do you mean my Uncle?"


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/10/04 12:28 AM
"When you said you were going to use Indian Horn as an aphrodisiac, I thought you were taking elephant tusk or something..."
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/10/04 03:13 PM
When is a winner going to be picked...tis gotten very quiet around here! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/10/04 04:34 PM
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When is a winner going to be picked...tis gotten very quiet around here! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


@Plowking, i find your above statement the best caption for the picture <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/10/04 05:32 PM
Ok you lot the winner be........KRIS with this one, i partically liked the Adder pun.
.
Snake charmer:

"Even my magic music has its limits Sir - you've already adder three times this evening...." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/10/04 07:07 PM
ppl should read the rules again, first post in the thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> read it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/10/04 08:24 PM
Whats the prob' Drag? It has been 3 days? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 01:12 AM

He's moaning about my putting 3 entries in instead of 2. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Have a look through the thread Drag, many people have put 3, 4, 5 and more entries in. I think the idea here is FUN not exactly how you follow the rules. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Cheer up, live dangerously and enter more than 2 yourself.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Anyway, thanks Spick. I've only recently woken up here in Australia, so I apologise for a further delay while I find a picture.
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 01:45 AM

OK, here's a cheery one.

[Linked Image]
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 01:49 AM
That feels good!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 03:32 AM
"Hey, check out the dump I just did! Impressive or what?"
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 03:51 AM


"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy I'd have had nothing to play with."

Quote from comedian Rodney Dangerfield who died recently. I think that's Rodney above, shortly after making the discovery... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


****************************

or it could be Elle McPherson's baby seeing the lunch dispensers for the first time... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 08:45 AM

For those who can't see the picture on this page, here it is again:

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 09:39 AM
"Tee-hee...that's it, stare at my funny face and double chin...then I can sneak one out the other end and you'll be none the wiser!!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 10:01 AM
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He's moaning about my putting 3 entries in instead of 2. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Have a look through the thread Drag, many people have put 3, 4, 5 and more entries in. I think the idea here is FUN not exactly how you follow the rules. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Cheer up, live dangerously and enter more than 2 yourself.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Anyway, thanks Spick. I've only recently woken up here in Australia, so I apologise for a further delay while I find a picture.


you don't get the reasoning behind a limit? everyone as much chances. Hey, if everyone would post whatever came to his head...

2 captions each, think about your caption before you post them, maybe write 20 on paper and only post 2...
And ok, some ppl have ocasionally posted a 3rd caption, but not 5. If rules have to be changed, that's not your call but those who started the thread, wich is actually inspired on guess who's forum?

I'm not attacking you personnaly, just stick to the rules like most ppl try to.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 10:03 AM
"okay, who did some booze in the baby's milk?"
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 12:42 PM
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Draghermosran:

you don't get the reasoning behind a limit? everyone as much chances. Hey, if everyone would post whatever came to his head...

2 captions each, think about your caption before you post them, maybe write 20 on paper and only post 2...
And ok, some ppl have ocasionally posted a 3rd caption, but not 5. If rules have to be changed, that's not your call but those who started the thread, wich is actually inspired on guess who's forum?



What the heck is up with you Draggy? Are you a parking inspector in real life? This is a thread for fun not a public exam.

If you look back at the start of this thread, the first time somebody posted 3 answers was back in June - four months ago - when Womble won (with his 3rd answer). I haven't looked all the way through but after Womble won the 'rule' apparently went out the window - because in fairly quick succession Janggut, Morbo, the_bean, and others ALL posted more than 2 answers.

Janggut actually posted 7 (yes SEVEN) in one post, all neatly numbered - one of which won. Even HandEFood (who started this thread - not you) has posted more than 2 in one contest. And who cared? Nobody, of course. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

And in one session YOU - yes YOU Draghersmosran - posted three! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

So lighten up and contribute something funny and stop being such a nick picking old woman - please.

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I'm not attacking you personnaly, just stick to the rules like most ppl try to.


Of course you're attacking me personally! Aren't you capable of taking responsibility for what you're doing? Come on kid, get real eh. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 01:21 PM
Oi! The both of you! The argumentative git thread is THAT way >>>>>! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Dragh may have a point Kris. There should only be 2 entries per person. I know I was the first to offend but we should try to maintain this IMO to make it fair.
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 01:35 PM
Really?

So it's OK for you to post three, and it's OK for Draggy to post three, and for half a dozen others to do the same, yet for some reason it's not OK for me to post three!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

What possible difference does is make if someone posts 3, 4 or 7? Isn't the idea to try and amuse the other forum members? It's not as if it's a serious contest for any sort of prize - all you win is the task of trawling round the net trying to find a photo, 3 days wait before you can enter again, and the tricky task of pleasing one entrant and disappointing all the others. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

If I win again, anybody is most welcome to have my turn. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Now, please, some more captions. Womble do you have an entry? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />



Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 02:16 PM
yes,let's just go further,
just look at the baby and smile <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />

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Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 03:15 PM
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all you win is the task of trawling round the net trying to find a photo, 3 days wait before you can enter again, and the tricky task of pleasing one entrant and disappointing all the others. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Now, please, some more captions. Womble do you have an entry? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


LOL, whatever. No I don't have an entry unfortunately. That pic really doesn't stimulate anything in my humour gland... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean yes it's a male baby - 15/10/04 03:19 PM
ok, what about this caption @womble?
first look at the pic & then see the caption

[color:"orange"]"i'm going to have mommy's titties again !! [/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: yes it's a male baby - 15/10/04 03:44 PM
Rude, crude.... Love it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: yes it's a male baby - 15/10/04 04:05 PM
If you don't whant your son to end up like a fruitcake you better start working right now!

Übereil

PS he looks like Morte when he was alive DS
Posted By: Plowking Re: yes it's a male baby - 15/10/04 04:10 PM
"What, Divinity 2 is out tomorrow?"
Posted By: Hakea Re: yes it's a male baby - 15/10/04 04:12 PM
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"i'm going to have mommy's titties again !! [/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Although it's a tad similar to my prior entry:

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Hakea:
Elle McPherson's baby seeing the lunch dispensers for the first time...


I feel sure that we're on the right track with his thoughts though (if it's a boy, of course). <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Hakea Re: yes it's a male baby - 15/10/04 04:17 PM

When I think about however, I think he might be saying:

"YIPPEE! I just beat George Bush in the IQ test."

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Whoops, that's 3 entries. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Wicked, wicked Hakea.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> Why all this sudden post count fuss Dragowhatsit? I posted 4 in one round, as did Plowking, and nobody got their knickers in a twist about it.

Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: yes it's a male baby - 15/10/04 05:48 PM
Yoweee!!! I get to suck on those!
Posted By: the_bean Re: yes it's a male baby - 15/10/04 06:18 PM
"heeeere's Johny!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 08:40 PM
1."Hey Mom...my willy's bigger than daddies already!!"
2."OOOOhh, careful what you do with those cottton buds"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 09:59 PM
It's still a contest, fun or not fun rules should be followed, ppl play sports for fun, will they breal the games rules because they only do sports for fun? That doesn't make any sense. I haven't been counting all entries. I just noted there were rules... and ppl should read them. And yes handefood started the thread, it's not his idea, he copied it from "the devine devotion" a fanforum of mine, down now.

More than 2 posts doesn't make it more fun.

caption: "Why doesn't their telephaty work? works with other babies..."
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 11:17 PM
Heh, maybe they can't see me!
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/10/04 11:31 PM
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Drags:
yes handefood started the thread, it's not his idea, he copied it from "the devine devotion" a fanforum of mine, down now.



<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Haha! You're one serious dude aren't you Dragerwhatsit. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

It's not exactly an original idea, there are caption contests all over the internet - including at least one other than was running for while on another section of this forum. And caption contests go back for years - way before the coming of the internet. I have a book of winning Caption Contest entries taken from a British humour magazine that dates back to the 1970s.

Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/10/04 04:22 AM
3. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />...."Wheeew...That Cider is Gooood stuff,it still won't make me sleep though Mum!!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/10/04 11:13 AM
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Drags:
yes handefood started the thread, it's not his idea, he copied it from "the devine devotion" a fanforum of mine, down now.



<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Haha! You're one serious dude aren't you Dragerwhatsit. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

It's not exactly an original idea, there are caption contests all over the internet - including at least one other than was running for while on another section of this forum. And caption contests go back for years - way before the coming of the internet. I have a book of winning Caption Contest entries taken from a British humour magazine that dates back to the 1970s.



i didn't claim it was my idea either
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/10/04 12:36 PM
i suggest if we are going to argue to eachother,
let's go to the argueing treath or sent it true PM.
please? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/10/04 11:29 PM

A few more hours to go, but at this stage Hakea is out in front for me. I liked both his tribute to Rodney Dangerfield and his caption with the baby looking at Elle's frontage (ah, lucky baby.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> ).

Close behind is Plowking who managed to make me lough out loud with his caption about Divinity 2. No mean feat to come up with a witty caption that didn't rely on boobs, poo or willies for the punchline. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Spick's are still close in the running too. All 3 were funny and it was a nice idea to tie the baby's cheery look with his cider sig. (but don't try this at home folks! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> )

Looks like a beautiful day here today, so I'll disappear and enjoy myself and come back later and see if anybody landed a late killer punch... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />




Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/10/04 05:05 AM
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A few more hours to go, but at this stage Hakea is out in front for me.


Thanks. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" /> This would be my third win - and I believe that this would entitle me to a State Pension, Free Beer for Life, and 20 Virgins..... However (tempting though this is) I may have to decline this extraordinary honour! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

I've got another busy week coming up and I might be struggling to do justice to the task of picking a new picture and judging the next winner. Maybe I could come second. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> When I think about it, perhaps it's time I stopped entering, now I'm a bit short of time to come to the forum. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/10/04 11:17 AM


Hmm... I think I've won three, but no sign of the free beer yet. I wonder where I apply... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

I wonder what Spick will get for winning ...um is it 4 times now?? Free beer and cider probably. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Anyway, it's nearly 3 days, there's obviously no rush for more entries, and it's night here now, so it's time to pick the WINNER.

Yes, Spick carries off the glittering trophy again: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

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1."Hey Mom...my willy's bigger than daddies already!!"
2."OOOOhh, careful what you do with those cottton buds"

Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/10/04 06:29 PM
Oh Jeez....a winner again, even though i'm sure it's by default this time <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Right this is what i'm gonna do...I'm not gonna post a piccy until tomorrow morning,in the mean time if somebody wants to jump in then they are welcome.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/10/04 03:44 PM
in the mean time I will post a picky, untill spick is back

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Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/10/04 04:41 PM
shrink: what do you see in this picture
patient: a mans head
shrink: hmmm remarkable!
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/10/04 04:42 PM
"No. 4, the larch."
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/10/04 05:35 PM
:Holy Celestial! "I told Noah not too leave those seeds laying around !"
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/10/04 05:36 PM
now there's an airhead, if I've ever seen one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/10/04 06:44 PM
Seriously, that looks lika a painting of Arcimboldo (who made art out of fruit, and other stuff).

Übereil (funniest so far <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />)
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/10/04 10:52 PM
caption 2:

shrink: now, release all your anger, think about the happy things in life, look at this picture again... what do you see now?
patient: A smiling man's head
shrink: I don't think your ready yet to get back in society.
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/10/04 12:49 AM
Tree Corp has a branch near you! (Pictured: Our award winning Head Office). <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/10/04 05:43 AM
err... may i have a branch? u see corinna .... heheh! u know it's funny, she said that your branch ......
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/10/04 08:22 AM
After the success of the Lord of the Rings movies, Treebread grew a big head!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/10/04 10:31 AM
"In the beginning, God created trees in his image, but they were kinda boring."
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/10/04 11:37 AM
"I've heard of The Heart of Oak but not The Head of Oak"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/11/04 11:15 PM
I don't think Bean will pick a winner... And, since this was such a nice thread I decided to try some of my white necromancy on it. So, let's dust of my resurectionspell...

Before I do it though, let's adjust the rules a little, though. Since I'm young, I've got a decent memory, and therefor, I remember the discussion on pepole posting more than two captions. Let's therefor adjust the rules to an unlimmited ammount. Let us allso keep it as a unwritten roule to try and keep the number of captions low. We could add it to the judgement to try and pick someone that posted just a few captions instead of someone that posted a lot. Just my thinking, and, since it seems like I'll be the judge, I have pretty much power...

Let's see if I can find something REALLY funny...

[Linked Image]

And let the fun beginn...

Übereil (hopeing he's a lifesaver...)
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/11/04 11:34 PM

The Caption Contest has risen from the grave... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I think that might be Ubereil on his way to a stag party. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

However, "stag party" might not mean the same in Swedish, so I'll have to try and think of another caption. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/11/04 11:37 PM
Thanks for starting this up again! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Don't worry. That rule got thrown out on the first page after someone posted 7 captions in one post (and won!) The rules were taken from a game we played elsewhere. I'm happy for more captions so long as everyone gets a shot and someone doesn't take all the good ones in the first five minutes.

Pity about bean's picture. I was wondering who'd win that.

Now, for the captions...


"He followed me home, Ma. Can I keep him?"

"Things have really changed since the legal hunting age was reduced to 14..."
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/11/04 11:38 PM
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The Caption Contest has risen from the grave... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I think that might be Unbereil on his way to a stag party. However, "stag party" might not mean the same in Swedish, so I'll have to try and think of a proper caption. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Does it really matter? It's still funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/11/04 12:44 AM

"Why can't you just bring sandwiches like everybody else Lars?"

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Welcome back to the caption contest. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />

HandEFood & Ubereil, what do you think about perhaps changing the time from 3 days to 2? There are not that many people who compete, and the last day was almost always spent in silence. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Hakea Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/11/04 12:46 AM

"Two more blocks and it's your turn to pedal, Bambi...."
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/11/04 12:49 AM
Halfway down the first block elke thought that a scarf might have been more practical after all.
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/11/04 01:36 AM

It was only minutes after Santa Claus crashed his sleigh, but already the looting had started. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Koz Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/11/04 01:45 AM

deer make delightful pets – gentle, intelligent, cute and loving. and when you get tired of them you can eat them… <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/11/04 07:44 AM
"Help this Dear has been shot thru the eyes!!"
"OH!..Whats his name?
"No Eye Dear".........Boom Boom <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/11/04 09:37 AM
The caption contest HAS risen from it's grave... And I LOVE it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />!

Übereil (who soon will have some problems...)
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/11/04 01:52 PM
"Hey you on the bike!! You're supposed to skin it first before wearing it as a scarf!"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/11/04 06:30 PM
"What deer crossing sign? "
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/11/04 06:41 PM
"Doe!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/11/04 10:49 PM
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"Doe!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

I was going for Kris' Santa Claus crash until I saw that one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/11/04 02:17 AM
One of the dangers of riding the bie are the deer that hit you in the face, Glasses and a scarf wil save you from a lot of trouble.
Posted By: Koz Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/11/04 06:07 AM


I suppose a lousy buck a week is better than no pay rise at all....

Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/11/04 06:27 AM


"Good news and bad news, Bambi. The circus likes the act but insists that we put back the cow on the crossbar and the hippo on the handlebars." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />



Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/11/04 09:58 AM
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"Doe!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

I was going for Kris' Santa Claus crash until I saw that one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


Unfortunatley for Womble the judge doesnät understand it, maybe due to languageproblems, or due to languageproblems (a little different languageproblems though...)

Übereil
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/11/04 10:34 AM
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Ubereil:

Unfortunatley for Womble the judge doesnät understand it,



Like most funny things, the humour rather disappears if it has to be explained. But in English a doe is a female deer.

And 'Doe' sounds the same as the famous 'stupid' sound, usually spelled "D'oh". I think that it was made famous by Homer Simpson, although it had been around longer than that.

It's quite a funny caption on its own, but it was extra funny coming right after the caption in the post before, where the guy didn't see a "deer crossing" sign. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Of course, you shouldn't be led astray by HandEFood's comments (just because he's the grand guru of the thread), my captions are actually just that little bit funnier. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/11/04 02:03 PM
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Of course, you shouldn't be led astray by HandEFood's comments (just because he's the grand guru of the thread), my captions are actually just that little bit funnier.


Of course they are Kris... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/11/04 02:11 PM
Johnny couldn't brake in time anymore, now he rides to the nearest vet.
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/11/04 02:47 PM
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Of course, you shouldn't be led astray by HandEFood's comments (just because he's the grand guru of the thread), my captions are actually just that little bit funnier.


Of course they are Kris... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


I'm regretting that comment already! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> I remembered that if I win I have to find another picture, and Ubereil's will be hard to top....

Womble's caption is better! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Actually, it IS a particularly good piece of opportunistic wit. I agree with HandEFood. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/11/04 02:58 PM
After being domesticated Johnny, the wild jungle boy, longed for the warmth and companionship of a beautiful Doe eyed girl.
Unfortunately old habits are hard to break.


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/11/04 03:07 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> naughty! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/11/04 03:08 PM
Now that I know that a doe is a female deer Wombles caption got a entire new meening (that's smart!). And, since I think the Simpsons is one of the best series ever, I know what Doh meens. (They're playing poker. Homer gets an entire new hand. He looks at the first card, says Doh! Second, Doh! Third, Doh! Forth, Doh! Fifth, Doh! Then he adds: I mean, woho? He had a straight flush...).

Übereil
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/11/04 08:38 AM
Did you understand my line Ubereil? No eye dear (No Idea) get it? No eyes...Huh , huh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/11/04 09:21 AM
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Did you understand my line Ubereil? No eye dear (No Idea) get it? No eyes...Huh , huh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />


OH REALLY???

(Note: Do NOT let Spick win!!!)

Übereil

PS Winner will be announced this very evening DS
Posted By: Koz Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/11/04 09:45 AM
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Did you understand my line Ubereil? No eye dear (No Idea) get it? No eyes...Huh , huh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />


yeah gottit - no eye deer. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> it's an old joke though.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" />

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"Only one more checkpoint Osama, and then you can take the deer suit off..."

Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/11/04 06:51 PM
OK, it havn't happened anything in over a day, so I think, for this threads best, I better announce a winner!

Übereil

PS and that's exactly what I'll do in my next post <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> DS
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/11/04 06:56 PM
OK, many good ones ("Why can't you just bring sandwiches like everybody else Lars?", "Things have really changed since the legal hunting age was reduced to 14...", "Halfway down the first block elke thought that a scarf might have been more practical after all.") but I'll go for the one t with the double meaning:


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"Doe!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


So, Womble, find a good picture!

Übereil
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/11/04 08:10 PM
[Linked Image]

I actually wish I could post replies to this one myself. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/11/04 09:01 PM
"Honey, I'm home. Anything happened today?"

"Why do this allways happen to me when I visit a casino?"

Übereil
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/11/04 12:06 AM
"Vell, Mr Bond. If vu von't talk, I vill just have to show vu... Hillary Duff's new vilm clip!"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/11/04 12:12 AM
"How Hugh Jackman intends to win the part to play the new James Bond..."
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/11/04 12:34 AM


OK, I've worked out how to flush it, but I still haven't figured out how to get the toilet paper out of the locked safe before the bomb goes off in 30 seconds... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Koz Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/11/04 05:40 AM

picking a lock with your sphincter is harder than you might think... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/11/04 01:09 PM
Bond thinks to himself...."I must keep a British stiff upper lip even though my sperm sack is being split in two!!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/11/04 04:06 PM
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"Vell, Mr Bond. If vu von't talk, I vill just have to show vu... Hillary Duff's new vilm clip!"


OMG you just mentioned you know who's name was banned from this forum...


over to a contest entry:
My name is Bond, James B... pardon me, my back itches.
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/11/04 04:08 PM
My brother came up with this one:

"F*king idiot!"

Übereil
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/11/04 04:39 PM
I'll never buy designer furniture again!
Posted By: bernhard Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/11/04 06:33 PM
"Wonder if I´ll feel better when Sophie Marceau will step in..."

"Never trust the chief of an oil or gas firm... " (this goes to you Mr. G.W.B)
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/11/04 06:45 PM
They told me this new laxative would work !
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 12:33 AM
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OMG you just mentioned you know who's name was banned from this forum...

Presicely! Muahahahahahahahahahaaa! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 05:20 AM
"Welcome to IKEA Mr.Bond"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 05:23 AM
"The man from Del Monte he say NOTHING!! 'till you pay the ransom" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 05:32 AM
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"Welcome to IKEA Mr.Bond"


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 05:47 AM


Wait! - I've changed my mind. Cancel the vasectomy, I'll have a haircut instead... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

----------------------------------------


It's a facelift machine Mr Bond. It will lift yours about fifteen feet. Not the body, you understand - just the face... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: Kris Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 06:07 AM
Here's the pic again, as it's dropped from view on the default page layout.
[Linked Image]


Bugger! - nothing worse than flat batteries on your Orgasmatron just as it's about to start the vibration cycle.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 06:40 AM
I wonder if a lady would like too... oh never mind. They don't want to rescue me.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 06:44 AM
"playing darts in the middle east,
had it's side effects..."
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 11:08 AM
"Why didn't I just choose that comfy looking sofa in the background...Do'h!!"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 12:23 PM
"Seriously Steve, I know you think "Tomorrow never dies" is a discrase to filmhistory but isn't this a little extreme?"

"Hun, didn't you say Pierce Brosnan was your favorite actor?"

Übereil
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 04:18 PM
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"Welcome to IKEA Mr.Bond"


Spick is out in front!

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"Seriously Steve, I know you think "Tomorrow never dies" is a disgrace to filmhistory but isn't this a little extreme?"


This is good too! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 04:35 PM
I'm placed second, but second isn't good enough <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />! And christ, I'm out of ideas.. Now what am I gonna do? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/idea.gif" alt="" /> Bribe the judge! Womble, the next time I see you, I'll by you a hamburger. If I win that is! If not I can allways get one of them chairs. And then I will look for you, not avoid you...

Übereil
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 04:52 PM
Keep trying! You all have one more day!

UB: Burger sounds good. Medium-rare, no cheese... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 05:15 PM
be ware, this is actually an entry to the contest:

"I'm out of ideas! anyone?"
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 05:35 PM
"So vee meet again Mr. Bond...I did my research and knew you like to keep fit. How do you like my killer benchpress to which I 'ave lured you? It would be vun to watch you die Mr. Bond, but I must take over the world of sports fitness everywhere. I shall leave to now to die with no one to watch, as is my custom. I am thinking perhaps you shall not escape this time...farewell Mr. Bond."

Longest caption ever?? Is that worth something at least!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 05:37 PM
"Yes, lockpicks in my shoe...good one Q...*sigh* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 07:25 PM
"Ooooh yeh baby...now shove the Orange in my mouth and put the bag over my head...Michael Hutchance(Sp?) eat your heart out" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 07:36 PM
I'm suprised no-one has made any moneypenny jokes yet. That was close... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 07:51 PM
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I'm suprised no-one has made any moneypenny jokes yet. That was close... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />


Don't expect anyone to pull one off after that post...

Übereil
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 07:53 PM
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I'm suprised no-one has made any moneypenny jokes yet. That was close... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />


Don't expect anyone to pull one off after that post...

Übereil

I'm sure you will Ubereil, Pull one off that is. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 07:56 PM
Oh dearie me.... UB is er... 'pwned' As the young 'uns say. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 08:07 PM
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Oh dearie me.... UB is er... 'pwned' As the young 'uns say. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


I get this creepy feeling I just said something REALLY stupid. I allso get the feeling I know what I said...

Übereil <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 08:16 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

English, easy to learn, a lifetime to master. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 09:18 PM
"in fact, it's a coat hanger"
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 09:24 PM
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"So vee meet again Mr. Bond...I did my research and knew you like to keep fit. How do you like my killer benchpress to which I 'ave lured you? It would be vun to watch you die Mr. Bond, but I must take over the world of sports fitness everywhere. I shall leave to now to die with no one to watch, as is my custom. I am thinking perhaps you shall not escape this time...farewell Mr. Bond."


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Very 'Austin Powers' there plowking. Definately gets the award for 'longest caption' <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 09:36 PM
Not as good as Austin Powers though. That one is just perfect (Austin Powers that is...). That happens in EVERY Bondmovie (allmost... Or is it every?).

Übereil
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/11/04 11:13 PM
"But Mum, my posture's fine!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/11/04 04:20 AM
Just for the record, while some people expected it,
I will announce the best 2 caption of my tree pic.

@HandEFood: "In the beginning, God created trees in his image, but they were kinda boring."

And the runner up:
@Draghermosran: shrink: now, release all your anger, think about the happy things in life, look at this picture again... what do you see now?
patient: A smiling man's head
shrink: I don't think your ready yet to get back in society.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/11/04 08:22 AM
"Bondage. James Bondage."
Posted By: Sveltje Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/11/04 12:17 PM
That's good! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

I don't have any good ideas myself, but I have an eye on this thread. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/11/04 12:17 PM
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I don't have any good ideas myself, but I have an eye on this thread. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Just like me...

Übereil
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/11/04 02:18 PM
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"Welcome to IKEA Mr.Bond"


Or....

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"Bondage, James Bondage"


Both are excellent, as are many others.

Drum roll please.... the winner is....
















Spick! (again!) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Take it a away me ol' mucker.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/11/04 05:26 AM
Again, Again...It's like Deja-Vu all over again.
I'll look out a piccy this s'affy. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/11/04 04:49 PM
Right dug this up from last years Chrimbo cards and covered over the actual words that the Rein Dear was saying.
WELL, get on with it already!!.
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[Linked Image]
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/11/04 04:53 PM
Santa: "That'll only make him bite harder Rudolf. Wait till I've finished peeing down this chimney and I'll come and stick my finger up its butt. That usually works!"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/11/04 04:59 PM
Soon,

"Chestnuts will be roasting on an open fire."


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/11/04 05:19 PM
Rudolf: "Yuletide greetings my a$$!"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/11/04 06:45 PM
Nooo!!! When I said "Snap, Crackle and Pop" I meant the Cereal, you dumbo !
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/11/04 07:16 PM
Rudolf: Who on earth asks santa a circumstance for his pet?
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/11/04 08:07 PM
Thats VERY mature!

Übereil
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/11/04 08:58 PM
Rudolf stop!!!

This family is goyim!!!


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/11/04 10:47 PM
*Giggles inanely* at Ky's comment <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/11/04 11:36 PM
You bite, I snip. hey, like a Christmas card...



*sorry, no clues at all for this one. Good ones already said* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/11/04 11:00 AM
Spick! You have forgot to announce a winner again! I didn't resurrect this thread only because it should dissapear one week later! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> And how come it's allways you who forgets?

Übereil
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/11/04 06:34 PM
Cause he's playing NWN you dolt <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/11/04 08:54 PM
...

OK, I can buy that, but when he gets here...

Übereil
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/11/04 07:14 AM
Ooops-a-daisy.... one NWN addict annoucing the winner.....
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[color:"yellow"] KYRA-NY. [/color] with this little beauty... [color:"yellow"] Rudolf stop!!! This family is goyim!!! [/color]
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/11/04 02:33 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> anyone who has e-mail add of either kris or hakea, please PM me. thanks. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/11/04 06:16 PM
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Rudolf stop!!! This family is goyim!!!


Goyim?
Posted By: Fafnir Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/11/04 06:23 PM
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Rudolf stop!!! This family is goyim!!!


Goyim?

Draghermosran


It is Hebrew.

It basically means "Non-Jewish".
She was playing on the Jew and circumcision thing.

Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/11/04 09:35 PM
Drag.....Derrrrrrrrrrr!!! [Linked Image]
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/11/04 09:41 PM
how should I know hebrew?
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/11/04 08:32 AM
I thought you were a clever so and so. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/11/04 12:21 PM
maybe I'm not that clever, or just have no interest whatsoever in religeon.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/11/04 12:28 PM
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maybe I'm not that clever, or just have no interest whatsoever in religeon.

I'll raise a glass to the religion bit.[Linked Image]
Posted By: Koz Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/11/04 01:13 PM
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janggut:
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> anyone who has e-mail add of either kris or hakea, please PM me. thanks. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


why not just pm them and ask <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Fafnir Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/11/04 01:30 PM
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maybe I'm not that clever, or just have no interest whatsoever in religeon.

Draghermosran


No offense to you Draghermosran, uhmmm, but Hebrew is a LANGUAGE not a Religion.

And you do realize that in the hate you have just displayed, you present yourself as no better than the countries you yourself criticize.

I really don’t think you are really that type of person Draghermosran.
I do hope I am correct.


Fafnir
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/11/04 02:48 PM
Kyra hasn't been here for a while... I whonder what she's doing. It can't be loking for a picture, that's for shure...

Übereil
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/11/04 07:28 PM
Hmm have a distinct feeling that Ky is having a bad hair day ( metaphorically speaking) so ill take the liberty (hey hate me if you want ok <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ) and post a quicky <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/11/04 08:05 PM
"(Oh crap...)Erm... Hun, remember that cat you used to like so much???"

Übereil
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/11/04 10:05 PM
Darn! I thought it was a potato!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/11/04 11:38 PM
"Will you quit staring and pass the hair-dryer!"
Posted By: MASTER_GUROTH Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/11/04 11:11 AM
"And now the worst is to come"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/11/04 12:22 PM
I think we need a new sponge.
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/11/04 12:24 PM
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maybe I'm not that clever, or just have no interest whatsoever in religeon.

Draghermosran


No offense to you Draghermosran, uhmmm, but Hebrew is a LANGUAGE not a Religion.

And you do realize that in the hate you have just displayed, you present yourself as no better than the countries you yourself criticize.

I really don’t think you are really that type of person Draghermosran.
I do hope I am correct.


Fafnir


I know that, but as I know no Hebrew and have no interest in Relgious things I didn't know that word was.

Now I know i didn't find it funny at all.
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/11/04 08:00 PM
We need a better cat for these rats.
Posted By: Fafnir Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/11/04 08:05 PM
Wow!

You look just like my Uncle Gerald.

Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/11/04 08:46 PM
"Look what I found in the dishwasher!"
Posted By: MASTER_GUROTH Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/11/04 08:54 PM
"Kiiiiiyaaaaa... HELP!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/11/04 10:46 PM
Cujo! where's your mistress??
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/11/04 10:57 PM
"Mum! The dog shrunk!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/11/04 11:37 PM
No jimmy, the cat doesn't want a mohawk.
But ma'aam!
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/11/04 02:47 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/11/04 04:21 PM
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


Why would we? We're just jelous, that's all...

And where have you been all this time? We (or at least I)got a little worried you had abandoned us again.

Übereil
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/11/04 07:35 PM
After a moment of frantically trying to undo the red band around the envellope, Mea utters;
and the winner of the washed out Cat category is ........

HandEFood with this very intelligent attempt of Aussie Humour <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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"Will you quit staring and pass the hair-dryer!"


Take it away HeF [Linked Image]
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/11/04 08:11 AM
Yay! Thank you very much. It feels like ages since I've sat in the hot seat.

The next round's on me:

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/11/04 09:10 AM
@bartender colledge: NOOOO you first blend the cat and then put it in the glass. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/11/04 11:54 AM
IHe's got a "Why? WHY??? MY ONLY FRIEND!!!" look, doesn't he?

Übereil
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/11/04 02:11 PM
// horrible foto tbh I won't be captioning it, wetting a cat is 1 thing forcing it in a glass :s
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/11/04 02:59 PM
"Waiter,I distinctly said --pheasant under glass."
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/11/04 06:06 PM
"Barman !! I said a hair of the DOG !!
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/11/04 09:36 AM
I said shaken not stirred
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/11/04 06:19 PM
No wonder they say the beer in this place tastes of Cat pisss
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/11/04 07:26 PM
"Don't mix beer with pets"
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/11/04 02:02 AM
ok, so the kitten's free with the beer, but where's the beer?
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/11/04 05:22 AM
"No! No! No!, That isn't what i meant when i said i fancy some wet pussy" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/11/04 08:30 AM
And MeaCulpa takes the point!

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"Barman !! I said a hair of the DOG !!


The next round is yours! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/11/04 07:23 PM
[Linked Image]
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/11/04 07:32 PM
Nice pic, Mea...

Übereil
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/11/04 07:38 PM
trying hard to fix but ........ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Well doh it didn't like the jpEg ext had to change it to JPG Sheesh <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/11/04 07:39 PM
I can't see the pic, and when I copy and paste the url I just get salt.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/11/04 03:48 AM
"Game, Set, Snatch!"

"Stupid 'pub rules' tennis... <mumblegrumble...>"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/11/04 05:22 AM
"...then when Martina can't resist, I'll whack her about the head like this"
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/11/04 06:36 AM
@ spick -> oh i see that one coming from a mile away. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

i didn't know the rules have changed. must we serve that way?
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/11/04 12:18 PM
"who trew her panties on the court?"


"Maybe if I move really fast noone will notice"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/11/04 12:19 PM
"i wonder where she keeps the spare tennisballs"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/11/04 07:48 PM
Steffi lets the (Proverbial)cat out of the bag. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/11/04 09:02 PM
Accident or diliberate trick to defeat her lesbian oponent?
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/11/04 07:47 AM
blatant advertising in the court. Victoria Secret blamed for ruining game.
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/11/04 06:36 PM
And Janggut gets the Panty err wins, with this remarkable insight into all things female <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> with this caption !
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blatant advertising in the court. Victoria Secret blamed for ruining game.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/11/04 07:51 PM
Errr..Ummmm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> i don't get it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/11/04 08:21 PM
I'd like to get it! ........more often!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/11/04 09:48 AM
Oi!!! I still don't get it??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/11/04 06:15 PM
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Oi!!! I still don't get it??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" />

Spick type Victoria's Secret into google <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/11/04 06:56 PM
What the Hell is that all about???
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[Linked Image]
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/11/04 01:57 AM
Mmm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Some advertisment for some shitty pudding ?
Posted By: Fafnir Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/11/04 05:15 AM
It’s a sexually charged advertisement.

1) Look how her hand is holding the lipstick in the ‘O’ pattern.
2) Also, the fact that she is holding lipstick, adds to the saying I like lipstick on my.... <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> Dipstick </span>
3) The cream or pudding on her face is an obvious subliminal to you know what.
4) There's also the obvious cleavage shot.
5) Note the legs spead and bent over.
6) Last in the bathroom meaning cloths are usually removed in someway or another in there.

I'd have to say the Caption is:
“While wearing lingerie by Victoria Secrets you’ll always satisfy your man.”

Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/11/04 11:09 AM
Or what you're trying to say is that Victoria's secret is that she's a sl**! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Can one be a secret sl**? On second thought, this isn't the place for such a conversation.
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/11/04 03:34 PM
Quote
And Janggut gets the Panty err wins, with this remarkable insight into all things female <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> with this caption !
Quote
blatant advertising in the court. Victoria Secret blamed for ruining game.

I thought that Janggut won this one.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/11/04 05:15 PM
Quote

I thought that Janggut won this one.


Don't worry @ClegLaw,
he did,

@Spick just posted a pic explaining the victoria's secret thingy (sort of)
i didn't understand it too you know...
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/11/04 08:01 AM
thank u, Mea, for giving me too much credit. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

dudes & dudettes, please allow me time to find at least a decent pix for the prestigious Caption Contest.

now let's see if this one is good enough.
[Linked Image]

or is this one better?
[Linked Image]
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/11/04 08:51 AM
Top Picture..... Ronald Biggs gets carried away in his new job at Heathrow Airport!!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/11/04 10:42 AM
Top picture: Geoff was so messed up he was officially classed as "baggage".
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/11/04 12:05 PM
TOP: How magicians transport their material

BOTTOM: mini-chewbaca is here to parteeeeh yo!
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/11/04 02:02 PM
top--
Sir, I told you to remove your shoes and all metallic objects, but you wouldn't listen.
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/11/04 03:27 PM
It seems like we're going for the top picture...

"Are you SHURE I'll have to do this in order to get on the plane?"

Übereil
Posted By: Fafnir Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/11/04 03:51 PM
Upper Pic:

Airport Security

Uhm Sir, is that a concealed weapon I’m seeing?


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/11/04 07:20 PM
1st Piccy

DARNIT!!!! I told you I have a Pacemaker !!!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/11/04 08:57 PM
1st pic:

Quote
"You want fries with that sir?"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/11/04 12:09 PM
TOP: Airport security finds human bomb in luggage.
Posted By: Fafnir Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/11/04 01:36 PM
Top Pic

Airport Security:

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/12/04 06:00 AM
@ Fafnir -> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> why am i so susceptible to vulgar jokes? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/12/04 12:11 PM
TOP: John's desperate attempt to get superpowers.
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/12/04 03:08 PM
Top piccy:

Trials are on the way for a new "Sex Machine" !
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/12/04 06:43 AM
Looks like another pix from me is also an inspiration-stumping one. sorry for the lousy pix.

anyway, let me announce the winner; Fafnir!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

normally spick's cheekiness, or womble's wink-wink-ness, or Mea's wittiness would've won the round.

now on to u, Faf!
Posted By: Fafnir Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/12/04 01:14 PM
Lets try this one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


[Linked Image]


Let the contest begin! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/12/04 03:49 PM
"Todays show was brought to you by the letters M, U and G"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/12/04 05:01 PM
"today , president bush releaseses a new picture of al-Quada terrorists"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/12/04 05:02 PM
"it's a nightmare on sesame-street"
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/12/04 05:04 PM
How many guns can you see here? Can you count the guns? One, hahahaha, two, hahahaa.....
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/12/04 05:58 PM
- US goverment decided the best way to save the future from terrorists is to educated the youngest generation.

- Where's waldo? gni gni gni
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/12/04 07:14 PM
All your bases are belong to us!
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/12/04 07:14 PM
"I told you smoking kills ..... BLAM!!!!! "
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/12/04 07:55 PM
"Big bird's posse..."
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/12/04 09:31 PM
Series 6 of The Sopranos hit by cut backs!!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/12/04 12:05 PM
The DVD of the A-team, reveals a unusual fact of the team that i missed as a kid"
Posted By: Fafnir Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/12/04 11:27 AM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Everyones captions were so funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

But I have to choose one and it came down to these three:

Quote

"today , president bush releaseses a new picture of al-Quada terrorists"

The_bean

Quote

US goverment decided the best way to save the future from terrorists is to educated the youngest generation.

Draghermosran

Quote

"Big bird's posse..."

Womble


And the winner is....

Draghermosran!!!!!!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Take it away!


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/12/04 12:29 PM
on a sidenote,
the little red guy in th emiddle,
who is he? (it's a he, not?)

i never saw that thing before <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/12/04 04:19 PM
wooi it was about time...

that I captioned well enough.
I wished I won this time cus I came alongside a perfect picture this week, here it is:

[Linked Image]

contenders,
start
your
brains
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/12/04 04:25 PM
How to make invisible pictures
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/12/04 04:35 PM
you don't see it? moved the pic to my webspace now.
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/12/04 05:29 PM
" what us poor phys ed. teachers have to content with " he sighed , slouching down on his chair.
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/12/04 07:27 PM
Now I see it.

They were certain the other teams would never figure out who their "enforcer" was.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/12/04 07:27 PM
"Serena Williams was cought, apearing incognito at a school basketball game."
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/12/04 10:32 PM
Quote
on a sidenote,
the little red guy in th emiddle,
who is he? (it's a he, not?)

i never saw that thing before <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

That's Elmo, the young and friendly monster. He's an annoying little [nocando] if you ask me... Cookie Monster deserves his fame!

<ahem>

As for the caption:

"Nibuloku, you'll be on the top of the human pyramid."

"Nibuloku was kept down several years running, much to the delight of the grade eight netball team."
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/12/04 03:29 AM
One day Alice came to school a tad bit larger then herself, but she never found the rabbit...


'Owwww, my legs hurt!' cried Mary after some growing pains one P.E. day...

'well shut the [nocando] up!' cried tiffany...
Ok, I just don't know.

Posted By: Fafnir Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/12/04 04:58 PM
Sadly, Gena’s wish to relive her youth turned out differently than she had expected. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Fafnir Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/12/04 05:03 PM
The Johnson’s, after 22 years of schooling, know this year their daughter Gena will actually graduate High School.

Picture taken by Gena’s younger brother Tom who is now a Freshman in College.


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/12/04 09:01 PM
"Dont mix steroids with cornflakes!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/12/04 05:22 AM
"Go on then, call her "Token" I dare you!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/12/04 01:04 AM
Quote
"Dont mix steroids with cornflakes!"


The Bean strikes again, take it away hun <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/12/04 02:33 AM
ok <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
here it comes,
i don't know the man , but the foto has potentional
Take it away guy's !

[Linked Image]
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/12/04 05:15 AM
HEADLINE:- New Fascist movement not being taken too seriously.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/12/04 05:50 AM
"It's a strong-man! It's a hero! No, it's Normal-Man!"

"I am here to fight crime! I am here to defend the innocent! I am... Oh, bugger this. Where's the beer?"
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/12/04 08:28 AM
early costume suggestion for the deathknight.
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/12/04 11:35 AM
Jeeves Saint Lemont showing off his newest collection.
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/12/04 12:49 PM
"To the Pub, and Beyond..."
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/12/04 02:49 PM
The_Bean: Out to save humanity!

Übereil
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/12/04 08:08 PM
" I got 1, I got 1" he cried jubilantly holding the Fly.
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/12/04 01:54 PM
Mommy WOW! I'm a Big Kid Now! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/12/04 02:41 PM
This picture was the inspiration for the famous line in the Jimi Hendrix song Purple Haze--"Excuse me while I kiss the sky." Of course after viewing this picture it is obvious why many people misheard the line and thought that Jimi was singing, "Excuse me while I kiss this guy."
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/12/04 08:50 PM
source material of the incredibles released AND I SAID NO CAPES
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/12/04 11:20 AM
ok, tonight if i'm back from my work,
i will anounce the winner.
so people with a last entry, you have about 11 houres the time till now <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/12/04 02:15 PM
The Support the super-hero march was a direct succes!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/12/04 10:47 PM
"Ummm... darling. When I said you should wear a suit to the dinner party tonight, I was kind of thinking of a tuxedo."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/12/04 11:22 PM
And the winner is @handEFood,

Quote

"It's a strong-man! It's a hero! No, it's Normal-Man!"

"I am here to fight crime! I am here to defend the innocent! I am... Oh, bugger this. Where's the beer?"


i first thought it was 1 caption, but it were 2 funny ones in a row. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Credits also go to:

@Spick
@Plowking
@Meaculpa
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/12/04 10:52 AM
I never spotted the link until now! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> Thank you!

Now for round number... ummm... yeah, the next round:

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/12/04 12:55 PM
"Geeze, I shouldn't have drunk that much yesterday... Well, I parked my car somwhere around here..."

"Honey, remember that car I gave you last chrismass? The one that never arrived?"

Übereil
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/12/04 03:42 PM
Dr Emmett Brown's first timetravel prototypes had nasty side-effects.
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/12/04 05:11 PM
Honey, where's the car?


Kyra_Ny [Linked Image]
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/12/04 06:31 PM
"what do you mean, the road is a little bumpy?"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/12/04 10:32 PM
Score for Draghermosran! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

Quote
Dr Emmett Brown's first timetravel prototypes had nasty side-effects.


Your turn!
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/12/04 12:09 PM
[Linked Image]
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Egin Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/12/04 12:31 PM
Christmas-Tree-Rider, those star-sticks are to show turns. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/freak.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/12/04 01:40 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> Some people take Eddie Murphy’s song “Boogie In Your Butt” a bit too far. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/12/04 03:00 PM
"Help! I can't feel my legs!"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/12/04 03:11 PM
Daughter: Dad, the tree's gonna fall!
Dad: No, it won't!
Tree falls over...

Übereil (from a famous poem... Well, at least worldfamous in Sweden...)
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/12/04 10:59 PM
"Mummy? Is it time to take down the Christmas decorations yet?"
"No darling. You're up there for the twelve days of Christmas, remember."
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/12/04 11:24 PM
1) Okay I know I had a few too many .... but WHO put me uphere??

2) Oohoo I am dreading the day when they are taking down the balls <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/12/04 03:31 AM
"THIS will happen with geneticly alterred SOJA!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/12/04 08:20 AM
Irish Fairy mistakes Pineapple head for a Christmas tree!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/xmassmiley.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Fafnir Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/12/04 01:59 PM
Look, look I’m a Popsicle and I’m pine scented too!
Do ya wanna sniff me?


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/12/04 04:14 PM
The Mohel will never find me here. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


Kyra_Ny [Linked Image]
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/12/04 04:32 PM
"OKAY, who attached the midget again on the christmas tree?"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/12/04 10:55 PM
"Like Pinochio, the angel got her wish to become a real human... at a very painful time!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/12/04 12:21 PM
Quote
"Like Pinochio, the angel got her wish to become a real human... at a very painful time!"



<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

Your turn
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/12/04 02:04 AM
Thank you, but I'm going to pass the buck. I've run out of ideas for pictures. So it's first come, first served... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/12/04 04:17 AM
[Linked Image]

Here you go.
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/12/04 11:57 AM
"I'm a Iron man tutututuuu, I'm a iIiron maaaannnn ... YEAH!!"
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/12/04 04:47 PM
I'm gonna look good for my [color:"yellow"]"Foxy Lady"[/color].


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/12/04 05:15 PM
"whaddaya mean that aint my guitar?!!"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/12/04 09:10 PM
"Remmington attempts to bridge the gender gap in household chores."

-----

<sing> "Gonna iron it like it's $19.99!"
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/12/04 12:25 AM
Scuse me......while i iron this tie..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/12/04 11:12 AM
"Jimmy was trying to use STEAM, for activating has halflife2 account"

when that didn't work

" he was trying to put a question on the messageBOARD"
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/12/04 01:05 PM
"Demonstrating for the right of men! the right to get flowers, the right to get doors opened for us!"
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/12/04 05:50 AM
jimi just can't quite on getting high. while stone-free, he's steaming purple haze.

*****

yet another blatant advertisement. this time it's steamed curls.
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/12/04 12:57 PM
The truth about how tough 50cent really is
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/12/04 10:54 PM
Quote
Scuse me......while i iron this tie..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

Jurak wins.
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/12/04 01:15 AM
@Jurak, where are you my man?
falling a slaap again in your orcish bathtub didn't you? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/12/04 04:26 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Better get up Jurak.
Remember what happened to the pope.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/01/05 08:53 PM
No <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/01/05 07:31 AM
Quote
Remember what happened to the pope?
No? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />


He neighter! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/01/05 12:08 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/01/05 01:00 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/01/05 01:07 PM
What DID happen to the... Oh...

Übereil
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/01/05 05:28 PM
Me>>> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/01/05 12:11 AM
You know, I think Jurak has forfieted by now... Someone post a pic.
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/01/05 01:30 AM
Just incase he doesn't, here's a picture.

Pic
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/01/05 03:56 AM
The Stillwater Giant strikes back!
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/01/05 10:03 AM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> Me no see piccy!!...Unknown Host Error <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/01/05 12:27 PM
A wolf who watched monty phyton would have known better!
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/01/05 05:34 PM
and for those folks that missed the pIc ... here it is <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


"Grrrrr! I hate dieting" [Linked Image]
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/01/05 05:45 PM
Okay...is this an inside joke or something. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
It still isn't displaying in IE.

Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/01/05 06:00 PM
Quote
Okay...is this an inside joke or something. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
It still isn't displaying in IE.

Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />


Dearest and nearest (heh Cal to OZ oh well) really do try Firefox <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/01/05 06:09 PM
Quote
Quote
Okay...is this an inside joke or something. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
It still isn't displaying in IE.

Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />


Dearest and nearest (heh Cal to OZ oh well) really do try Firefox <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Mea


No, no, no! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I've tried Opera and Netscape and I disliked them both 100%.
U-C-K-Y!!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" />
I won't bother anymore with others.


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/01/05 06:16 PM
Quote
I've tried Opera and Netscape and I disliked them both 100%.


Ahah but neither one of those is called Firefox, true firefox is based on the mozilla and that was originated by Netscape but comparing the 2 is like saying I have tried a Truck didn't like it so I will not try a ferrari <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> yes FF is that good ... trust me and all the others on the forum that are using it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/01/05 06:35 PM
@ Mea =>

I still won't; because, my server is set up to only work with IE on a logged in download.
I can't stand flipping between two browsers. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
And I'm stubborn, I will not switch.
I don't care what anyone says about how bad IE is. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/01/05 06:54 PM
Don't ye worry, Kyra, it's not showing in Firefox either <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />. It's either that, or I've been looking at the wrong place...

Übereil

Edit: Found the link, but not the site... (and yes, I'm on FF)
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/01/05 05:27 AM
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Okay...is this an inside joke or something. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
It still isn't displaying in IE.

Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />


Dearest and nearest (heh Cal to OZ oh well) really do try Firefox <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Nice to see your change of heart, Mea. I remember when you were absolutely opposed to Firefox.

BTW, I can see it with FF.

"Quick! Get the sacred hand grenade!"

Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/01/05 05:39 AM
"And they say that pitbull terriors make dangerous pets..."
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/01/05 02:07 PM
Let me guess... It's a white rabbit???

Übereil
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/01/05 02:19 PM
For those who want to see Lews pic here it is:


[Linked Image]


The reason why funnyjunk was not opening for me in IE was because of my security settings.
When I viewed the source code of funnyjunk via googles cache I’m glad I have my security settings set so high.


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/01/05 02:20 PM
That's my good little bunny. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/01/05 02:50 PM
Rabbit: "Burp"

Sir Robin: "Aw gawd! I've soiled my armour again!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/01/05 03:02 PM
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Rabbit: "Burp"

Sir Robin: "Aw gawd! I've soiled my armour again!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Womble


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

I so love that movie!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
The catapult scene was to die for! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


Kyra_Ny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/01/05 04:27 PM
I liked when Lancelot stormed the castle <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />! Not to forget the bridgekeeper. WHAT! is your name? I'm sir Lancelot of Camelot. WHAT! is your quest? I'm searching for the holy grail. WHAT! is your favorite colour? Blue. OK, you can pass. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Übereil
Posted By: Cleglaw Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/01/05 05:41 PM
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When I viewed the source code of funnyjunk via googles cache I’m glad I have my security settings set so high.

Thank you. Please explain the problem with funnyjunk.
Posted By: Kyra_Ny Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/01/05 06:06 PM
@ Cleglaw =>
I saw a couple of associations with whom I know to be web Spyware miners.
Also, I don’t need risqué miners spamming me with extra junk e-mail.
I have enough being filtered out already.
I'm specifically talking about the risqué miners.


Kyra_Ny
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/01/05 06:33 PM
Yes, this thread again!

[Linked Image]

Übereil

PS I expect you to write captions on that picture, yes DS
Posted By: Womble Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/01/05 07:28 PM
Toyota unviels their new submarine.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

"Oh you mean the my other left?"
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/01/05 07:35 PM
good one Womble. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

- diver forgot he was still in his car...

- driver suddenly got very thursty

- it only happens when it rains...
Posted By: MASTER_GUROTH Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/01/05 09:57 PM
frogs are big this year
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/01/05 10:01 PM
Spare tire passes flotation test, rest of car fails.... production starts next week
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/01/05 10:56 PM
"Murry doesn't make it into the mafia after dumping the car in a pond instead of a lake."

"The car, normally aquatic, emerges from the primordial depths for the first time ever. Next week, we will see how the car copes living on land. It's amazing to see unnatural evolution in progress!"
Posted By: DEATHATTHEDOOR Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/01/05 11:55 PM
The dangerous, sacred car-infested waters of Nile....
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/01/05 06:40 AM
huh? but the manual said that the car had very good aquaplanning!
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/01/05 06:41 AM
Haven't you heard of water cooling your car?


-----

2nd one


I needed more anti-freeze so...
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/01/05 07:04 PM
"Yeah you are right .... it did rain last night ! "
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/01/05 11:48 AM
In this episode of knightrider,
you see that KITT probably runned on windows.
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/01/05 12:16 PM
Geeze, even I allmost forgot this thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />.

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"Murry doesn't make it into the mafia after dumping the car in a pond instead of a lake."

"The car, normally aquatic, emerges from the primordial depths for the first time ever. Next week, we will see how the car copes living on land. It's amazing to see unnatural evolution in progress!"


Give it a go, HandEFood!

Übereil
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/01/05 10:41 PM
Waaaah! You mean I have to find another picture? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Okay, let's try this one: Drunk Driver Support Group

Good luck! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/01/05 08:31 AM
Last time I saw that picture it was a women only meeting or something like that...

Übereil
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/01/05 12:54 PM
What!?
I was following you! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/01/05 04:10 PM
"According to researchers "X" marks the spot" however we know that researchers have been wrong before <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/01/05 10:03 PM
There mighn't have been many responses, but those were all good ones! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

It's tough, but the points go to... Ubereil! I don't care if it's un-PC, I like it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

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Last time I saw that picture it was a women only meeting or something like that...

Übereil


Take it away, Ub!
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/01/05 01:46 PM
HEF, that wasn't even a caption <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />.

Back to cats:

[Linked Image]

Get to work, and write some GOOD captions this time...

Übereil
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/01/05 02:43 PM
"The first cast for BUCK ROGERS wasn't a real succes"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/01/05 05:52 PM
Luke "I!!" am your father!
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/01/05 07:08 PM
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Luke "I!!" am your father!


Strange enought, I thought off this one too... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Übereil
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/01/05 07:24 PM
"Why does Mum look so upset Dad?" asked little Johnny
"Well son" said Dad, "she is a Sour Puss"
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/01/05 10:07 PM
If I keep staring they'll get the idea that me- the queen- does like this. Just keep staring... just keep staring...
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/01/05 12:34 AM
"The thundercats goes superbowl"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/01/05 10:59 AM
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If I keep staring they'll get the idea that me- the queen- does like this. Just keep staring... just keep staring...


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Lews is ahead guys! So you better try harder. ( <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />)

Übereil
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/01/05 08:17 PM
"A small stap for men, a Giant leap for pussycats"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/01/05 07:52 PM
"We got white pussy, we got black pussy, we got....HUH?!"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/01/05 10:19 PM
Well then, Lews is the winner!

Find a good pic, Lews! That's an order!

Übereil
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/01/05 11:15 PM
To late but.

Why do I think of gallanger when I see thet cat.
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/01/05 11:17 PM
woot! Thanks, I'll look for somethin'
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/01/05 11:22 PM
[Linked Image]
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/01/05 11:32 PM
goodbye cruel world
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/01/05 01:58 AM
"Bob and Liz decided to delay Jimmy's potty training for a little longer."
____________________

"You know, weening a child is like weening a puppy, but not quite that literally."
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/01/05 04:52 AM
Dad... you inthere?

Leave me alone. The dog gets it... stop wining about me.

Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/01/05 01:13 PM
This is how we wash our dishes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/01/05 02:54 PM
"And now,...a new exciting adventure of Smelly baby!"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/01/05 07:28 PM
"Other side up" written on bottom <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/02/05 01:07 AM
"Soo, do we have to breastfeed the dog now??"
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/02/05 01:38 AM
After one day, Morbo is in the lead with "goodbye cruel world"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/02/05 02:14 AM
"Grrr, bark, yip, yip, bark!"

(Translation: "He followed me home Ma! Can I keep him?")
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/02/05 02:59 AM
Gerber introduces Baby's first Kibbles 'n Bits Ground Dinner with Real Beef Chunks & Vegetables
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/02/05 10:25 AM
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Gerber introduces Baby's first Kibbles 'n Bits Ground Dinner with Real Beef Chunks & Vegetables

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> That's got my vote, even over Morbo's! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/02/05 10:39 AM
See at the pic, then try to sing along with this song :

"That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, loosing my religion.."
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/02/05 03:23 PM
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Gerber introduces Baby's first Kibbles 'n Bits Ground Dinner with Real Beef Chunks & Vegetables


I have to agree, this was the best one.
But they were all really good! An excellent round.


We have a new winner, LadySarah!
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/02/05 12:12 AM
Thank you! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

How about this one?

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/02/05 12:18 AM
- dad said there was some beer in the back, but I see nothing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />

- mommyyyy I'm stuck again

- just wait till I'm old enough to reach the stuff higher up

- now close the door and I'll check if the light keeps burning

I couldn't resist <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/02/05 04:23 AM
"It makes them keep longer."
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/02/05 04:27 AM
Oh well, you know, we just like to keep it in there.

Isn't that cruel?

Whats cruel about it? There's plenty of milk in there at least. . . .
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/02/05 12:34 PM
weightwatchers task-force in action.
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/02/05 05:06 PM
The funny thing about this is that the pepole living in the house are canibals...

Übereil
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/02/05 07:22 PM
Refrigerate before use
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/02/05 06:03 PM
Poltergeists from the iceage are sucking me in!!!
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/02/05 07:25 PM
Ok it's 3 days right? I will judge tomorrow!
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/02/05 08:21 PM
Isn't it two days?

Übereil
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/02/05 10:42 PM
"Damm, what's that smell? something is rotting in there?"

[revenge of smelly baby- part2]
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/02/05 10:44 PM
"O the baby? you get it free with a new fridge"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/02/05 10:49 PM
It was three days originally, but the rules are really subject to abuse just guidelines.
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/02/05 10:54 PM
Wrong again, the rules are really subject to abuse [strike]just guidelines[/strike].
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/02/05 11:15 PM
strike1, strike2... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/02/05 11:17 PM
I don't get it. :{
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/02/05 02:45 AM
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I don't get it. :{


strike3, your out! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/02/05 03:07 AM
And oh no! It looks like with that last strike, the batter took his bat and through it at the pitcher! My oh my!
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/02/05 04:22 AM
Quote
Quote
I don't get it. :{


strike3, your out! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Bean .... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/02/05 11:09 PM
MeaCulpa is the winner!! Congratulations! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/02/05 04:31 PM
Why thank you M'lady <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
here's mine for today <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
[Linked Image]
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/02/05 06:17 PM
Remake of Snowwhite and seven dwarfs gone terribly wrong...
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/02/05 07:04 PM
But mom! I can't clean my room right know I'm busy!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/02/05 10:50 PM
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/02/05 12:13 AM
Disney decides that subliminal messages just aren't working...

Hey since you are tied up, can I borrow the car?
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/02/05 01:01 PM
"it's a upside world, chain the ugly guy to the bed instead of the beautifull woman"

@HandE, that was a great quote! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/02/05 01:28 PM
Flagellate me mistress!
Oh, yes, please, please flagellate me!

Ahhh......ah....ahhh..aaaaaahhhhh.......ye..sssss.ssss....ssss!

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />





Flagellate
Pronunciation: 'fla-j&-"lAt
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): -lat•ed; -lat•ing
Etymology: Latin flagellatus, past participle of flagellare, from flagellum, diminutive of flagrum whip; perhaps akin to Old Norse blaka to wave
1 : WHIP, SCOURGE
2 : to drive or punish as if by whipping
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/02/05 07:28 PM
Aah well they are all nice answers ... but Seth gets the lead with:
Remake of Snowwhite and seven dwarfs gone terribly wrong...

this had me giggling take it away Seth <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/02/05 10:19 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" /> thank you

How about this?

[Linked Image]
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/02/05 10:24 PM
Blimey! I didn't even know I was pregnant?
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/02/05 10:25 PM
The ned for Speed "San Picollo"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/02/05 12:48 AM
"this is the first premiere picture of GTA4, but there is still mutch work to be done i'm afraid"
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/02/05 12:49 AM
You see in the mirror what you wish to see
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/02/05 01:19 AM
Eat my dust!

Hey, you want to trade?

All of the action, a 1/3 of the cost
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/02/05 04:05 AM
"His might be bigger and protected, but at least I can get mine up!"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/02/05 04:17 PM
Wow, that's a hot chick!

Übereil
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/02/05 04:23 PM
Look at me dad, on 1 wheel!
.. said the little bike
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/02/05 08:24 PM
ok Dragh.
It's all yours.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/02/05 06:26 PM
aaauw it's so cute:

[Linked Image]
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/02/05 08:02 PM
After several years of breeding programs "Scientists" have finally been able to adapt the Mountain goat to a Tree Goat.
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/02/05 08:18 PM
Moo! Moo, I say!

Übereil
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/02/05 08:19 PM
I think "Something Awful" (lower left corner) is caption enough! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

(And yes, that's an entry.)
_________________________

"Help save these precious forests from wool-chipping. Donate now!"
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/02/05 08:30 PM
Ewe!

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/02/05 10:59 PM
"After years of "mistreatments" by farmer john, the sheep are going to take revenge!"



"it's a trap!"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/02/05 12:00 AM
"Baa Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the clones!"
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/02/05 12:15 AM
"If we just keep staring, it will go away."


B*

It can't see us.... It still can't see us.
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/02/05 04:25 PM
Quote
"Baa Wars: Episode 2 - Attack of the clones!"


Well if nothing else, HeF you have my vote for that 1 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/02/05 08:37 PM
I agree with Mea, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> HEF <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


*HERE'SSSSSSSSSSSS DOLLY*
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/02/05 08:46 PM
Every single one till now is good, i'll decide day after tomorrow.
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/02/05 01:37 AM
The sheep get tired of being counted and go into hiding.
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/02/05 06:55 AM
[Linked Image]
Reuters AP WirePhoto...

"these poor sheep suffering from chronic sleeplessness,
were spotted in the woods today, "like sheep in the headlights"
trying to hide from their narcoleptic master."
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/02/05 02:24 PM
You know you can't resist us!

Übereil
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/02/05 06:48 PM
The sheep who say NIII

o no, wait, to many heads. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/02/05 04:45 AM
"After the death of the MILKA cow, thing weren't the same anymore.."
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/02/05 07:29 PM
@Bean
Here you go, I got her stuffed especially for you!!
[Linked Image]
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/02/05 08:03 PM
Quote
I agree with Mea, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> HEF <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


*HERE'SSSSSSSSSSSS DOLLY*


I do not agree,

You win Seth
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/02/05 09:19 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image]
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/02/05 10:04 PM
Congrats Seth! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
________________________________________

"Jaws 22: Road Kill"


Another one, but in poor taste:
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>"One of the little realised problems of the tsunami aftermath."</span>
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/02/05 11:19 PM
héhé, free car-wash!
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/02/05 01:57 AM
- Ok kids, I told you that you should have went potty when you had the chance!

- Ted didn't know that his car salesman actually WAS a shark.

- Wow, You make one lousey, late car payment....
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/02/05 01:30 PM
"Do you also smell fish, darling?"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/02/05 05:21 PM
The shark says: Hey that looks just like a big...

Übereil
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/02/05 06:05 PM
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Congrats Seth! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
________________________________________

"Jaws 22: Road Kill"


Another one, but in poor taste:
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>"One of the little realised problems of the tsunami aftermath."</span>


Thank you HEF
You know, when I posted it I wanted to ad "no tsunami jokes, please" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I should have chosen another pic. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> It's going to be very hard to pick a winner on this one.


Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/02/05 07:38 PM
Erm... Steve, I think your wife whants something...

Übereil <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/02/05 08:11 PM
"The Car 0 - The Shark 2"

"A Fishy Affair"

"when the Lifesaver at the Beach called 'a Shark Alert' you are meant to get away from the beach"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/02/05 01:30 AM
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Erm... Steve, I think your wife whants something...

Übereil <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> 10 points! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/02/05 11:15 AM
Honey I told you transporting a giant aqaruim on your carroof wasn't a good idea!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/02/05 11:41 AM
"Watch out darling, there was an escaped wild dog somewhere"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/02/05 09:27 PM
"finding jaws?"
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/02/05 03:41 AM
Sewage water from the local Nuclear Power plant has yeilded some rather "big fishies"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/02/05 05:36 PM
^^ Way to go Jurak ^^ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/02/05 06:45 PM
Hmm... This should be over by yesterday... Where are you Seth?

Übereil
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/02/05 09:10 PM
I been busy busy busy.
Wedding party on saturday, party on sunday, worked from 8 am till 8 pm on monday,... I'll be busy whole week.

I liked lots of the answers. For various reasons. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
So I'll pick one fast before I start thinking about them again. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

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Honey I told you transporting a giant aqaruim on your carroof wasn't a good idea!


It's all yours Dragh.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

O by the way:
[Linked Image]

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/02/05 09:18 PM
I hope its not your wedding, because you know... then there's no chance for us.... give me one more chance... please!
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/02/05 09:23 PM
When I finally came up with a REAL treat <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/02/05 09:36 PM
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I hope its not your wedding, because you know... then there's no chance for us.... give me one more chance... please!


It was a cousin of mine. Crazy party. He's been in a MC for some time. On one side of the hall there ware family and friends. Nicely dressed in suits and things. And after dinner and cake carefully zipping from their glasses of wine. While on the other side those guys and girls of the MC in their leather jackets and jeans ware constantly yelling for more beer. And yelling at the DJ to play hardrock.
LoL <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/02/05 09:37 PM
LoL. sounds like something out of a simpsons episode.

So there STILL is hope for us yet *whew*
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/02/05 09:39 PM
It was.
One of them even went naked and ran around the dancefloor twice before running back to the toilet to put his clothes back on.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/02/05 09:50 PM
LoL. Well, glad I wasn't there. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Hope you had fun.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/02/05 11:05 PM
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When I finally came up with a REAL treat <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil

Don't worry, you had my vote! Just dfferent senses of humor. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/02/05 12:13 AM
O.K. here's a giveaway whilst we wait for Drag....
sorry couldn't wait.......gotta do....it.....now....... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


[Linked Image]
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/02/05 12:31 AM
I'm sorry, I just can't think of anything for this.
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/02/05 12:44 AM
how about..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> .... "Powered by Heinz"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/02/05 01:44 AM
"High-Methane Racing!"
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/02/05 02:21 PM
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[Linked Image]

Well, that must be a loud exhaust!! Never eat baked beans before you go racing!!!


Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/02/05 03:04 PM
"to tell the truth, it's a telescope!"
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/02/05 03:14 PM
Enter John Philip Sousa's newest band member.

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/02/05 04:27 PM
The strangest things can happen to you, when you are involved in a Motorbike accident!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/02/05 08:45 PM
"could this be the sequel-movie for 'the coneheads'?"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/02/05 11:11 PM
aargh just caption that one, it's way to damn good. Good find jurak
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/02/05 06:15 PM
is this a boycot? winner declared tomorrow.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/02/05 08:57 PM
It's actually kinda hard to caption...
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/02/05 09:05 PM
How about...

"New mobile fire alarm tests at the airport exceed all expections"
or
"New towncrier not worked in yet"

Those are no official entries. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/02/05 09:25 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" /> I jump in <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

"They say: the louder they are, the less they smell."
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/02/05 11:35 PM
One in the audience: stop polluting the air!

Übereil
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/02/05 12:37 AM
"Boldly go were no man has gone before..."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/02/05 12:38 AM
"a small step for men, a giant leap for A-ss kind"
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/02/05 02:57 AM
first methane powered "natural" gas motorbike, with a custom exaust..

"keep away from open flame"....... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/02/05 12:46 PM
So this is how E.T. did it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Tsel [Linked Image]
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/02/05 11:21 PM
MeaCulpa it's all yours.
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/02/05 06:59 PM
Thanks Drag, here we go <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image]
heh, take notice of the warning <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/02/05 07:03 PM
We're supposed to get captions for that?!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Übereil
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/02/05 07:05 PM
They turn out as BIG as my BOOOBS


in Booberella voice from simpsons.
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/02/05 07:08 PM
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We're supposed to get captions for that?!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Übereil

yeah for instance;

Special
Boobs only $4.00
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/02/05 07:59 PM
"If you think that was special, you have to see the sauce!"
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 26/02/05 09:13 PM
Hey Mea, there's the wemen's version <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
[Linked Image]

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> Imagine the face of a guy who's girlfriend serves this for supper... I wonder if he'd eat it? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Very hard to caption, by the way...

Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/02/05 02:16 PM
"Next time i'm going to eat at my neibourwoman, i'll go for the pudding <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/02/05 06:00 PM
"The Pasta that gives a new definition to the word 'Saucy' !"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/02/05 01:15 AM
"I'll just have a handful!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/02/05 02:36 PM
"they cleverly changed the name a-ss pasta to boobs pasta"
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/02/05 04:00 PM
"Try it with our brand new Massage Oil Pesto !"
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/02/05 06:42 PM
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"I'll just have a handful!"

I'll just take a cup!

Would it be weird if I mix the two pasta's together?
With the massage Pesto Oil? Yummie!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/02/05 06:52 PM
Okidoki Bean it is all yours for this excellent (if not slightly mangled English) effort <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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"Next time i'm going to eat at my neibourwoman, i'll go for the pudding <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> "
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/02/05 10:26 PM
ok, guy's and girls, this is a simple pic, but you have to use your imagination on this one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 28/02/05 10:40 PM
nice Bean <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

*The Bean in 20 years from now* Sculpture by Panamarenko.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/03/05 01:59 AM
Well done Bean! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


"Madam Tussauds it ain't..."
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/03/05 02:31 AM
"You Blockhead!"
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/03/05 02:34 AM
They're always after me lucky charms!-but they won't suspect that one...

Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/03/05 02:49 AM
Men shaped like this never hurt their nose when they fall forward, face on the ground.

Its a good way to make the painting on his face last longer..

Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/03/05 10:30 AM
"gni gni gni gni!!" (mysterious giggle)
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/03/05 05:44 PM
"No, I tell you, it is the Knob of m' shilelagh"
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/03/05 07:08 PM
Éirigh! Amharc síos
'Sí an crann marbh. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/03/05 11:35 PM
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Éirigh! Amharc síos
'Sí an crann marbh. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />


Euh.. WTF? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

about 8-10 houres i will anounce the winner of this round
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/03/05 01:09 PM
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Quote
Éirigh! Amharc síos
'Sí an crann marbh. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />


Euh.. WTF? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

about 8-10 houres i will anounce the winner of this round

the_bean


<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

It's Gaelic.

Rise...Rise...Rise!
Look down [Linked Image]
It's the dead tree. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

I know too corny. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/03/05 01:34 PM
ok @Lews, congradulations,you just hit a soft spot on me,with your lucky charms thingy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

fire away i would say!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/03/05 01:36 PM
i just found out Lews is on vacation!
euh, then it's hard to post a new pic ofcours <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

then maybe the runner up, @Lady Sarah!?
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/03/05 07:51 PM
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Éirigh! Amharc síos
'Sí an crann marbh.


Gowee bleb rish e voylley, as cha gow dooinney creeney rish e phlaiynt.

<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'>A fool will receive praise, and a wise man will not receive rebuke. </span> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/03/05 08:14 PM
euh... Gaelic, what kind of a language is this ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/03/05 10:50 PM
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euh... Gaelic, what kind of a language is this ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />


@ the bean

I hope I can help you out with this Gaelic history . This is about Irish Gaelic, but you also have Scottisch Gaelic. I think there is not so much difference between both.
Here is some more history. Who were he Celts?
I hope this info is correct and I also hope i could help you a bit. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/03/05 11:26 PM
Gosh I hope it my turn. I'm posting a picture anyway. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image]
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/03/05 11:42 PM
Yes, it's your turn LadySarah. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


"New to Japan: Extreme Happy Fun Volleyball!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> Not only are they passing a ball, but now also a cat and a chainsaw!"
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/03/05 01:10 AM
"Way of the Wizard­, Powers of Matter, Polymrph: Transform your opponent into a harmless creature... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> "
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/03/05 01:08 PM
*Animal protection not convinced the new law to allow animals in ball sports is good - after running some tests*

*"The new star player of Yokohoma volleyball team may have costed us 850,000 $, but she's worth it" a team spokesman said*
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/03/05 01:32 PM
The Japanese Volleyball team got disqualified from the Olympic Games after one of their players didn't cut his toenails.
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/03/05 08:40 PM
Look! It's SUPERMAN!!!

Übereil
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/03/05 10:46 PM
"the team got a mighty surprice when they realized that after the cat and the ball, ... the rottweiler came"
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/03/05 03:54 AM
sadly Red team lost badly due to Number 1 being distracted by the cat's balls.
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/03/05 03:56 PM
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sadly Red team lost badly due to Number 1 being distracted by the cat's balls.


Jelousy, right?

Übereil
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/03/05 06:32 PM
"The Blue Team entered a complaint to the governing body, claiming that they had lost the Match due to being distracted by a pussy"
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/03/05 12:47 AM
Ube you win! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/03/05 10:06 AM
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Ube you win! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Strange...

Anyway:

[Linked Image]

Übereil
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/03/05 03:55 PM
To god; when I said I wanted a horn, this is not what I meant!
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/03/05 05:01 PM
"It may seem like something else, but this bull is in fact trying to wash the camera lens."
I bet the cameraman didn't understand it like that... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/03/05 10:20 PM
Congratulations, Ube! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


"Hi Mom!"
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/03/05 01:01 AM
"Bullseye"

"Catch that bull! He's got my underpants!"
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/03/05 03:34 AM
Bull's getting horny again, chasing skirts all over town.
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/03/05 06:47 AM
"Ummm, does anyone know who's shorts these are?"


oops....didn't see yours ladysarah.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/03/05 06:49 AM
Bulls gone wild, now one easy payment of 9.99!

----

Do I like better with this lipstick or the other, darling?
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/03/05 04:21 AM
"euh...olé ?"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/03/05 02:52 PM
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To god; when I said I wanted a horn, this is not what I meant!


Congratz Mea, you won!

Übereil
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/03/05 06:03 PM
Thanks Ube <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
[Linked Image]
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/03/05 07:18 PM
Hey, cheating! That guy can fly!

Übereil
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/03/05 08:02 PM
*If I can't pass' m, I'll go over' m!*

*It's so easy to handle this new designed car. I feel like I'm flying.*
Posted By: NeroJB Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/03/05 08:28 PM
Whoa hes driving a transformer!!
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/03/05 09:27 PM
"Damned trainee engineers... they put the ailerons upside down! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> "
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/03/05 09:34 PM
"Mmm ...that driver used to mutch -fisherman's friend-"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/03/05 10:09 PM
"It's great! Whenever I go off the track, I just hit the 'reset' button and it drops me back on the track!"
____________________

"I knew getting E.T. on the team was a good idea!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/03/05 10:14 PM
Ok? who messed with the schockabsorbers?
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/03/05 12:26 AM
"B4N TEH H4XX0R!!1!1"
Posted By: janggut Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/03/05 03:50 AM
dude in the red car with angry voice: SHOWOFF!!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/03/05 09:37 PM
"after succesfully flied around the world on his own, steve fosset is landing his airplane on solid ground again"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/03/05 12:49 PM
Ferrari's new U-shaped jet-engine litteraly blows away to competition.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/03/05 03:57 PM
"BMW off to a flyer"
Shame it wasn't the new Red Bull car, could have done the "Red Bull gives you wings" line.
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/03/05 07:10 PM
Argh ... that wasn't easy but this line definitely shows a little humor and knowhow <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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"Damned trainee engineers... they put the ailerons upside down! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> "


Gratz LaFille it is your turn! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/03/05 09:35 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> Yay! Thank you Mea! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Ladies and gentlemen, start your brain:

[Linked Image]
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> ...
I love this pic so much... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/03/05 09:39 PM
Congratulations LaFille <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

*bad cat!! Mom says I look bad in blue!*
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/03/05 09:42 PM
*No use crying over spilled paint*
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/03/05 09:56 PM
Evil kitten strikes again!
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/03/05 10:49 PM
Kitten: If I look sad enought they might not punish me...

Übereil
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/03/05 06:45 AM
"Haha! The child is thwarted at the gates!"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/03/05 06:32 PM
"Doh! I thought that milk had a funny color!!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/03/05 09:14 PM
"i got the blues"
Posted By: Jurak Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/03/05 05:53 AM
I'm 'a cryin' the blues ...for you....baby... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/03/05 03:24 AM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> Twelve hours before I name the winner. Last call...

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/03/05 03:33 AM
Kid: This [nocando] sucks.


Sorry, I couildn't think of anything, but thats what I'd say.
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/03/05 04:27 AM
"I said I wanted yellow windows!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/03/05 05:25 AM
"Drink your own milk Baby!.take that"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/03/05 11:46 AM
"no cat, no splat"

-i don't even know if this is an english word, but it souds good <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> -
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/03/05 04:51 PM
@bean

It is and it does. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/03/05 08:08 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Quote
"Drink your own milk Baby!.take that"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Spick, it's all yours! Congrats! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/03/05 06:55 PM
Huh me thinks someone better send Spick (Who???) a PM <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/03/05 07:02 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

done
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/03/05 04:25 PM
Well thank you , thank you(bow, bow).
Proceed if you will......
[Linked Image]
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/03/05 06:32 PM
Lady in front row: Oh my? Is that Jean-Paul Belmondo?!?

Übereil
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/03/05 07:02 PM
Mom in law in the chair
*I think I seen that before... must be long ago... I can't remember."

Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/03/05 07:04 PM
*That's what you get with those "budget weddings" these days. No money left for a complete wedding dress.*
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/03/05 07:14 PM
Mother in Law: "Made in Taiwan???"
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/03/05 07:25 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
should have thought about that
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

@Mea <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/03/05 07:40 PM
Honey? Where did you put the rings? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/03/05 06:17 AM
Groom: "No underwear? I'm marrying the right girl!"
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/03/05 06:29 AM
Guess she doesn't have cold feet!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/03/05 08:55 AM
reminds me of a bonjovi song
"shot in the heart , and you're to blame, you give love a bad name!"
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/03/05 04:56 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> Bean <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Because of you, I'll have that song stuck in my head for days now...

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" /> This is the first wedding dress that is practical when you have to go to the toilet...
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/03/05 05:50 PM
"you can spank the bride now"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/03/05 06:22 AM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> Good one, Dragh! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

"Now, honey, we agreed that we'd let the photographer decide on the poses."
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/03/05 06:34 AM
One of the gifts was a 50,000 bed, I want to make sure I feel it during ( censored by myself, but guess)
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/03/05 09:32 AM
Keep'em coming, one more day should do it.
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/03/05 05:59 PM
*mailorder brides... you have to put the stamp somewhere...*
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/03/05 07:20 PM
Old Lady in chair "erm ... is that what you call a pick up line?"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 20/03/05 07:40 PM
"anyone ordered a bride from the pizza-slut?"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/03/05 08:38 AM
I'm giving it to Drag' with this line, short and sweet <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />.....
"you can spank the bride now"
Take it away Drag' <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/03/05 12:03 PM
Well thank u <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image]

expecting great captions from you all.
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/03/05 12:21 PM
I don't since it's weekend... (Myself, I'm quite dry on ideas for the moment... And I just rememberred it's monday <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />. Man, I should get some more sleep (or less, depending on how you see it)).

Übereil delivering yet another great post
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 21/03/05 06:59 PM
Dog: "Gimme back my front shoes! "growl"
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/03/05 03:01 AM
Melissa secretly envied her sister's distinct eye for fashion
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/03/05 05:55 PM
Hey, Dragh, wake up! You have to pick a winner in order to keep this thread going!!!

Übereil
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/03/05 06:24 PM
LadySarah winzzzzz

sorry whad a bit hectic weekend (mostly beeing drunk)
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/03/05 06:34 PM
But you didn't had many to choose from <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

btw
LadySarah is away for the easter weekend.
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 27/03/05 10:07 PM
hmm then for the second best caption, MeaCulpa get's to choosea picceh
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/03/05 12:07 AM
Oh sorry! I just got back. Can I still pick?
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/03/05 10:02 AM
yeah offcourse
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/03/05 06:23 PM
*Grins*
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/03/05 06:41 PM
@Mea,

Yeah, I get it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Maybe... how about...
You and LadySarah both post a pic. And this time the contest would go about ppl "connecting" the pics. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posting comments that would link one pic to the other. Or that would work for both.
Could be fun... just an idea. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/03/05 07:04 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> It's a tie! Mea, post one too!
[Linked Image]
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/03/05 11:46 PM
Lady Sarah's pic: "He's great! He doubles as a boogie board!"
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/03/05 11:55 PM
No, my wife isn't on drugs, we love each other for our inside appearence.
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/03/05 02:19 AM
"I'm so lucky shes trapped in my gravity field!"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/03/05 02:57 AM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> ^ ^ ^ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LewsTherinKinslayer13 Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/03/05 03:01 AM
Yep, I am very fat, and VERY wealthy. I put my means to get use...
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/03/05 01:53 PM
(whisper) His brothers Gene Simmons. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/03/05 04:03 PM
Quote
"I'm so lucky shes trapped in my gravity field!"


Ten points <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />! No wait, I meant nine points <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />...

Übereil
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/03/05 05:03 PM
Quote
"I'm so lucky shes trapped in my gravity field!"

LordMalis


Man, am I slow.
I just got this. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/03/05 06:32 PM
*honey, you're in my sun... again*
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/03/05 07:30 PM
Guy in the pool; I knew I should have left the ggogles home, dam dam dam!


Quote
@Mea,

Yeah, I get it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Maybe... how about...
You and LadySarah both post a pic. And this time the contest would go about ppl "connecting" the pics. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
Posting comments that would link one pic to the other. Or that would work for both.
Could be fun... just an idea. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


heh no thanks I am happy for Lady_Sara to do all the "hard" work, the grin was really a grin of pleasure that she turned up ....and not only because she has to do the piccy thing I am also glad LS has time for us again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/03/05 07:52 PM
Girl to friend in the pool....."Yeh, i'm having a Whale of a time"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/03/05 08:23 PM
"suddenly the whole family saw that Sandra had a lesbian girlfriend"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/03/05 11:02 PM
Quote
"suddenly the whole family saw that Sandra had a lesbian girlfriend"

Strangely, I was thinking the same thing...
____________________

"Excuse me sir. This is Florida. I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/03/05 01:07 AM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
I can't help thinking...
Don't you mean California? In Florida they're used to (mostly retired) whales. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/03/05 04:46 AM
Well, that proves my American geography skills... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/03/05 10:59 AM
SHe's about to take care with her concurrents with his water-bomb.
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/03/05 11:07 AM
Quote
Well, that proves my American geography skills... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

But a lot of young ppl travel to Florida too. To party... Spring Break fi is famous.
And on the other hand it's the state that a lot of older ppl move to when they retire. It's also famous for that.
I always found that funny... complete opposite.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/03/05 12:53 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />

I've been to Florida for a couple of weeks.
I didn't like it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" />

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/03/05 02:53 PM
"Neo in the matrix 4: weightwatchers to loaded"
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/03/05 07:18 PM
Quote
"I'm so lucky shes trapped in my gravity field!"


Lord Malis wins!
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/03/05 07:39 PM
Woner when he will claim his prize. He don't seem like one pf the regular visitors...

Übereil
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/03/05 07:55 PM
Next..

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 31/03/05 08:10 PM
aparently regular enough, Ube.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

*Airforce testing new launching device*
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 12:06 AM
Lawyers rejoiced when Disney opened their new catapult ride. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 01:44 AM
"I knew there was a good reason this houes was going cheep, Martha."
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 08:52 AM
A humongous flytrap!
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 10:47 AM
*breaking news
-UFO landing site discovered. "It was right under our noses all the time" a goverment spokesman said*
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 01:17 PM
The Brittish nuclear plan was hidden in plain view untill it 'accidently' set off.
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 02:01 PM
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

I wanna ride that ride! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 03:52 PM
hehe
I like both above. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Morbo Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 03:56 PM
the [nocando] has hit the ferriswheel?
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 04:07 PM
*put in reverse, reverse!!!*
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 07:09 PM
"WHAT TOWER!!!"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 07:10 PM
"Oops"
whadaya mean oops?
" Okay BIG OOPS"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 11:29 PM
"Hey, Mike! Think quick!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 11:45 PM
After the stairway to nowhere succes in springfield, London has completed a similar project.
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/04/05 11:50 PM
When Dennis the Menace grew up, he became an engineer.

Great pic, LordMalis! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/04/05 09:25 AM
"Did you use silly putty instead of nuts and bolts? Again?!"
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/04/05 09:45 AM
"uh........what does this button do? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />"
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/04/05 09:46 AM
"Hey don't worry, it's the safest ride in the world!!"
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/04/05 06:37 PM
And the winner is..

Draghermosran - After the stairway to nowhere success in Springfield, London has completed a similar project.

Grats! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/04/05 12:33 PM
[Linked Image]
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/04/05 12:52 PM
*Free Sissy!... The adventures of Willy's older sister!
The next chapter.*
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/04/05 04:32 PM
"to tell the truth, those aren't real humans"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/04/05 07:28 PM
But ... think about the time it took to pump the thing up ....YIKES!!!!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/04/05 09:39 PM
"Come see the Beached Whale exhibit! Only at Seaworld!"
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/04/05 11:12 PM
Those city kids will believe anything!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/04/05 05:23 AM
"there's something fishy about that picture"
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/04/05 06:39 PM
Free 5-step tutorial on how to use your children as whale hunting spears...
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/04/05 10:29 PM
Quote
"there's something fishy about that picture"


Yeah, the fishy thing is that they thought about making the plastic orca look wet, but not the people...

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/04/05 05:32 AM
"Run willy! Run!"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 06/04/05 11:56 AM
"You are under arrest because:
a. Whaling is illegal,
b. Your fishing boat is unlicensed, and
c. Most people put the beasts out of their missery first."
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/04/05 10:07 PM
Quote
"to tell the truth, those aren't real humans"

Run willy run!


Gongrats teh bean, both your captions won it :o
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/04/05 10:20 AM
thank you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

this is a litle bit strange, but do your best i would say <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/04/05 10:52 AM
How the hell am I supposed to do a Caesarean section with these?!?

Übereil
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/04/05 12:51 PM
That will teach you for sleeping with my wife!

New hardware technologies enable e-thugs to beat someone remotely.
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/04/05 06:14 PM
Okay, now listen up! first you put slot A into slot B, then you connect Part C with Part D using screw D (Screwdriver not supplied) etc. etc.
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/04/05 09:12 PM
uhm....are we allowed to use explicit language (adult content)?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

because I can't seem to find any other caption for this pic <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/04/05 10:40 PM
"So this is the new multi-million dollar robotic arm machine... Do you have it in blue?"
____________________

"Oh it's great! It cooks, it cleans... but we found out the hard way not to ask it to put the cat out at night anymore."
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/04/05 10:54 PM
@mikelangelo, i do have some nifty caption down my sleeve myself..but i leave that all to you <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

the captions are out there somewhere!

Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/04/05 10:59 PM
techno-bully
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/04/05 06:07 PM
"Welcome, your Automated Proctology Exam will begin in 5..4..3.."
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/04/05 07:51 PM
That reminds me:

Bean, wake upo and pick a winner for christ sake!

Übereil (why is it allways me who sais this kind of thing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />)
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/04/05 08:56 PM
übe, and why can't you be more patient, huh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 11/04/05 09:00 PM
anyway, 3 day's are almost over,
And the winner is!

"techno-bully " by @mikelangelo (applaus from the public)
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/04/05 08:21 AM
Patients? Aren't those the dudes who attend hospitals? You want me to hurt myself so I can go to a hospital??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

Übereil
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/04/05 10:58 AM
hehe, altleast there you have plenty of TIME to be patient as an patient <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/04/05 11:10 AM
I know it's over and a winner was picked, but here's my caption anyway...way too late!

"Even robots get lonely sometimes and need some relief..."
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/04/05 01:04 PM
^^^ Ooh naughty Plow very naughty ...but nice <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/04/05 05:32 PM
here's the pick
[Linked Image]
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/04/05 05:39 PM
*I think I smelled you before*

*Do I smell a rat...erm cat?*

*smelly cat, smelly cat... (what are they feeding you?)*

Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/04/05 05:42 PM
"DAmmit, they caught us! Typical, they'd got a camera!"

Übereil
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/04/05 06:48 PM
That picture is clearly faked, it contradicts every stereotype of cats & dogs.
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/04/05 10:11 PM
You see all that myopia can get done?

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 12/04/05 11:35 PM
"You had to sniff the superglue, didn't you?"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/04/05 05:52 PM
"Is your cold nose as cold as my cold nose is ?"

*aside* HeF very good very funny <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/04/05 06:22 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
I agree with what Mea said just above.
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/04/05 08:43 PM
Pet-staring games are thrillers, they keep it up for hours!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/04/05 01:02 AM
"When the moon
hits your eye
like a big
lamb leg bone,
that's amore!"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/04/05 04:21 AM
"You talking to me?....I don't see anybody else, you talking to me?"
.
Nice Pussy!
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/04/05 05:08 AM
"that's what you get when you stick your nose into someone else's pussy!"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/04/05 05:29 AM
This is where you can talk about pussies smelling like fish and get away with it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/04/05 12:54 PM
Ooh, I smell lunch!

Übereil
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/04/05 10:00 PM
okay the three days are up so here's the winner
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"You had to sniff the superglue, didn't you?"


congratulations HandEFood <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" />

oh and by the way, spick got the second place for his De Niro caption; nice <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/04/05 09:31 PM
Why thank you mikelangelo <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />, it's nice to be apprieciated every now and then. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 07:48 AM
Thank you very much! <bounce> I hope the two animals like the same food...

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 02:03 PM
my donut! nooooooo!
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 03:33 PM
and there goes my goldfish...
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 05:21 PM
How did they manage to put a polished floor here so quicklly?

Übereil
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 05:21 PM
"Woof!! I guess "walkies" are out of the question huh? Woof!! "
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 05:35 PM
*I told you to turn the tap off!*
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 06:30 PM
gnegne gnegne, uuuuuuh we drifted off into the ocean, gne gne
mhmhmhe mhmheme, no you fool, it's lake michican! do we have a dog?
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 06:47 PM
*you take the boat if you want to. I'm sitting very comfy where I am.*
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 07:04 PM
"Look!! You can see the Pub from here"
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 07:11 PM
hehe <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

good one spick <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

After all that water they must be thursty <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 08:41 PM
Bloody hell this is going to be a hard one to judge! Half-a-day and I'm pissing myself laughing already! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 08:49 PM
"those damm bums!"
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/04/05 10:11 PM
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Bloody hell this is going to be a hard one to judge! Half-a-day and I'm pissing myself laughing already! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


*see... I told you HEF was the couse of this*
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/04/05 07:45 PM
hey let's go scubadiving....maybe we'll catch the Oprah show on TV...
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/04/05 10:17 PM
"Sh1t!!...I think i left the back door open!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 18/04/05 10:31 PM
"that's a big doughnut in front of my house"
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/04/05 12:03 AM
Ok you've had your fun. Now put down the camera and get us some help!
Posted By: LordMalis Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/04/05 06:43 AM
"I thought you said the property was on the lake, not IN the lake!!"

"Huh, guess I shoulda called and had the septic tank pumped out after all."
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/04/05 11:22 AM
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 19/04/05 12:24 PM
I know we made the biggest donut in the world, but I think we went a bit overboard on the chocolate sauce topping...
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 22/04/05 02:59 PM
I guess someone is so busy in another world he forgot to pick a winner.
Don't you think so, HEF? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 23/04/05 03:03 AM
Appologies. I have been caught up in life recently.

That was painful to judge! There were so many good ones.

Congratulations to Spick!

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"Look!! You can see the Pub from here"


A very close second goes to mikelangelo and Ubereil.
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/04/05 04:15 AM
Cheers for that <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />...Gis a day or two and i'll post a piccy...Toodle pip. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/04/05 08:56 PM
[color:"yellow"] Here ya go [/color]
.
[Linked Image]
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 24/04/05 09:00 PM
Kids are such a pain the butt! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/04/05 11:35 AM
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[Linked Image]

"Hey, cool blow up lion! This will really scare mum!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/04/05 01:27 PM
Why chase my own tail if I can chase yours?
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/04/05 02:52 PM
*I said: watch my back, not bite my back*

*when I said "bite me", I didn't mean literally*
Posted By: Plowking Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/04/05 03:04 PM
Lion at the back: "Look at that a$$kisser...barely out of nappies and sucking up to the boss already!"
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/04/05 06:26 PM
"just a little bit to the left...just a little more...yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh...that's it kid!!"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/04/05 07:06 PM
"Cor blimey kid" have some pride willya !
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 25/04/05 09:10 PM
"finaly the kiddo got some prey to take home"
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 29/04/05 04:18 AM
Handefood has it with this one.... [color:"yellow"] "Hey, cool blow up lion! This will really scare mum!" [/color] <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/04/05 08:00 AM
Thank you very much, Spick! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

And now for some more bum-humour:

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/04/05 10:50 AM
That what you get for missing the put, /spank
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/04/05 07:10 PM
Doh if my spare ball isn't there, ... then my pantie......... *BLUSH*
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 30/04/05 09:16 PM
Country Club baffled by reports of worst golf scores ever
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/05/05 04:22 AM
"I hope that cheeky lass ain't gonna use that wedge on the green!!"
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/05/05 06:20 AM
hmmmmm...I think I dropped something...*scratching*....well nevermind...
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/05/05 06:20 PM
"Embarassing situation can happen. Leaks should not." -Tampax
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/05/05 08:54 PM
Her best friend the day before: You know, there are easy ways to get a promotions, and there are hard ones...

Übereil
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 01/05/05 10:04 PM
"Atleast, she's using the golfstick in the wright way!"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/05/05 06:20 PM
Balls!! err ... cheeks err .. well where did I put that thong!
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/05/05 06:33 PM
Ladies and gentlemen it looks like Arnold Palmer
is tossing the Eagle and going a whole in one!

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 02/05/05 11:57 PM
Congratulations to LaFille!

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"Embarassing situation can happen. Leaks should not." -Tampax
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/05/05 04:29 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasJump.gif" alt="" /> Thanks HEF! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

Here is the next:
[Linked Image] [Linked Image]

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/05/05 05:34 PM
@LaFille : which one?? because there are signifiant details missing in the second (the little girl on the sidewalk):D
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/05/05 05:34 PM
"and mummy said, that it was the Stork!!"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/05/05 05:37 PM
- boy: Mom? dad? you can stop hugging me now, it hurts!

- girl: maybe I shoulda listened when mom told no more kung-fu movies, I have a good kick tho <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/05/05 05:39 PM
Dammit, we should have got the swimmingpool after all!

Übereil
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/05/05 07:11 PM
"Little boy busted while eavedropping at the letters." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/05/05 09:00 PM
picture 1 : playing hide-and-seek is so much fun....now where can my brother be??

picture 2 : damn! I have an ant in my shoe!!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/05/05 09:13 PM
Damn it mike, you beat me to my caption by 10 minutes! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


"Now Jimmy, this is why you can't run away from home; we've set up booby traps to catch you!"
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 03/05/05 10:11 PM
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@LaFille : which one?? because there are signifiant details missing in the second (the little girl on the sidewalk):D

Well, I've put both to show that the little boy is really stuck, and because those pics go together. Just do as you please; sorry if it was confusing. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/05/05 02:21 AM
It gives a whole new meaning to being stuck between a rock and a hard place! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 04/05/05 05:20 PM
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Damn it mike, you beat me to my caption by 10 minutes!


life's a bi**h ain't it?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/05/05 12:53 PM
How long before the winner is known?
Can we post twice for the same picture? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/05/05 01:20 PM
When the winner is picked, it's over. Not before that <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />.I THINK the winner is supposed to be picked after three days (or if it's two, don't remember), but as said, before the winner is picked, you can post as many as ouy'd like. And post as many as you'd like, just don't spam, so to say.
I think the rules where more strict in the beginning, but we sort of dropped them after a while. We said that haveing fun was the most important thing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/05/05 07:23 PM
Girl: "Hey mammy, look what I've found! A mailbox that looks like a kid"
Boy: What are you looking at, that's the only way I could reach that piece of chewinggum!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 05/05/05 09:17 PM
" it's the easiest way to park your kid"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/05/05 08:57 AM
LaFille, it's been four days! Pick a winner!

Übereil
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/05/05 02:05 PM
I think it's time to take in the laundry, it should be dry by now. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 07/05/05 03:14 PM
And the winner is:
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- boy: Mom? dad? you can stop hugging me now, it hurts!


Congrats to Dragh! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

I loved the chewing gum caption too; it is so typical kid that it could quite be true... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/05/05 11:54 AM
aye thx

have teh fun with teh this
[Linked Image]
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/05/05 12:18 PM
Are you talkin' to me?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Setharmon Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/05/05 03:32 PM
*Finally dragh reveals himself* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/05/05 04:01 PM
mommy, I really think I have something in my dipers, though I'm not quite sure....
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 08/05/05 10:23 PM
"the beginning of "tuning baby", boldly go were no johny has gone before"
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/05/05 12:16 AM
"What is dis? You call dis milk? I should throw up on you for givin' me dis!"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/05/05 01:32 PM
"mmm...what are mommy and daddy doing???"
Posted By: Tsel Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/05/05 03:32 PM
Mmmmm, mama...
You're lookin' good and I'm feeling kinda hungry. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/05/05 04:33 PM
"Soo, i'm a product of these two morons ?"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/05/05 04:34 PM
"Okay, i shi-t my pants, but i'm cool!"
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/05/05 06:22 PM
Ok! who stole my dam cigar, huh huh!!?
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/05/05 06:23 PM
Whatcha lookin' at ? never seen a baby before??
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/05/05 07:06 PM
So this is where I come from? Yuk!!
You both do realize you messed me up forgood!!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/05/05 08:58 PM
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Mmmmm, mama...
You're lookin' good and I'm feeling kinda hungry. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Tsel <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> 10 points to that one! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 09/05/05 09:23 PM
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"the beginning of "tuning baby", boldly go were no johny has gone before"


is it fair to let a local pun win?

still to soon, keep em comming!
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/05/05 11:26 AM
"Do I look fat in this shirt?"
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 10/05/05 01:25 PM
"Anakin Skywalker in his early years; using his jedi mind trick for more milk"
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/05/05 10:12 AM
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"Anakin Skywalker in his early years; using his jedi mind trick for more milk"



altho I loved the Johny caption more, This one would have won it to, as many won't get The Johny joke, old Lord Vader wins. Your turn Bean my friend.
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/05/05 12:34 PM
Drag, since bean got them both, who cares really? It's not like you take the price from the real winner and give it to someone else because his joke was easier to understand (at least I didn't understand it...).

Übereil
Posted By: the_bean Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/05/05 04:18 PM
thanks @Draghermosran! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
i don't know if in other countries, the term "johny" exists.
but the baby pic was a great capture picture to let your mind on the loose


here's mine:

[Linked Image]
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/05/05 06:50 PM
Guy at McDonalds.
"Listen I said NO Pickles!!!!!"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/05/05 10:44 PM
I wish mina was this big [Linked Image]!

Übereil
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 13/05/05 10:49 PM
Thanks wizz, my wife looks much better this way <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />! Mmmm, and she tastes better too...

Übereil
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/05/05 03:08 AM
"Some guys use cars to compensate for their deficiencies. Others use..."
Posted By: spick Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/05/05 10:07 AM
"Christ! Thats BIG and UGLY!........ and whats that he's holding!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/05/05 12:26 PM
*It's a boy!!* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/05/05 12:28 PM
*This is what the aliens did to my brother when they abducted him!* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/05/05 12:29 PM
*If you don't believe me, the fish I caught yesterday, was this big!*
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/05/05 12:33 PM
*Man, they tricked me again, this is not a lollypop! Next time I'll check before I sign.*
Posted By: mikelangelo Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/05/05 04:51 PM
another great graduation pic....
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/05/05 09:23 PM
Job: elephant caretaker (<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> and his patient is constipated </span>)
Posted By: LaFille Re: The Caption Contest! - 14/05/05 09:27 PM
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" /> world politics <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/exclamation.gif" alt="" />
<span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> So, that's what they found in Irak... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> </span>
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/05/05 03:06 AM
"The doctors want to keep me for a few more days for observation, but it seems like everything's going to be alright."
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/05/05 03:10 AM
"Genetic Engineering: The good and the bad."
Posted By: galadriel Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/05/05 09:50 AM
*Who said I was still green??* <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Draghermosran Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/05/05 09:50 AM
the biggest turd in the world.
Posted By: MeaCulpa Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/05/05 06:57 PM
Regarding which Dragh?? the Pickle or the Guy? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 15/05/05 08:16 PM
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Regarding which Dragh?? the Pickle or the Guy? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


I think that's the whyole point of his caption <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/05/05 12:11 AM
"What would you buy if you won the lottery?"
Posted By: Ubereil Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/05/05 11:53 AM
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"What would you buy if you won the lottery?"


Followupcaption, on the picture of his wife:

You know someone who needs cheering up? Give her Polly <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />.

Übereil
Posted By: LadySarah Re: The Caption Contest! - 16/05/05 11:34 PM
Hmm.. All I can think is

"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
That was one big pickled pepper that Peter Piper picked!"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> I think my story telling needs some work!
Posted By: HandEFood Re: The Caption Contest! - 17/05/05 12:06 AM
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"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers...

That's clever! <img src="/ubbthrea