Hello, everyone!

I haven't tried anything like this in a long, long time. I hope you folks (and the folks at Larian!) enjoy this.

On Character Creation

Who shall I become?
What's the best outcome
a character to create?

A human wizard
or sorcerer lizard?
Which has the better traits?

Should any cleric
be esoteric?
Are hot tieflings still in vogue?

A barbarian
librarian that's
spellbound to speak in brogue?

A dwarf monk of funk
with junk in the trunk
and a high charisma score

will try to sweet talk
distracted warlocks
they might feel responsible for.

Weak, small, tall or strong
no answer is wrong,
remember one thing 'fore you're done

When creation's through
one thing left to do:
start up the game and have fun!

Thank you for upholding your pact, as agreed.

This is sufficient and has pleased your overlords.

I also wrote a poem about this game but it got me banned from Steam forums for not being PEGI 3.

Like my preferred character, I'll keep this simple...

Who am I?
An axe, a beard, some vintage cheese.
A dwarf.