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"What do you mean officer?
i get a fine for walking upside down?"


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"The Lourve will display anything as art, even their security guards."

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"You were right, hehe, I can see up her dress. I can't believe you convinced her this was a part of the "new" DUI test."

I thought it was "pigs in a blanket" not "pigs on the wall."


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And you wonder how the scream got stolen. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />


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That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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Deciding will be really hard... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


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"When i said put your feet up,that isn't what i meant!!"
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"Aaawwww....Isn't it nice to take the weight of your feet"


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"Still shot of Police Academy 15"


don't laugh wit that police Police Academy 8 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> is in the works and yes Hollywood is out of ideas.


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This is what happens in England if you dial 666... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />


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News just in " Crooked cops bend too far! "

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This is what happens in England if you dial 666... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Hehe... That's what I first thought, but I thought it was too obscure. And I couldn't remember the number.

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Boss........"I don't know... Use your heads"


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"the sarge told us to use our heads for more than a hatrack.....
and see.... maybe he will take us off foot patrol for good this time.


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I liked almost all of your captions!

But when I looked closely at the picture I found these cops definitely have a sleepish expression. That's why HandEFood wins:

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Ya Booo!! They are awake AND the one with a fat face nearest to us has a huge grin on his chops. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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It's a sleepy grin, and they just woke up to find themselves upside down, don't you think? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Well, I'm really sorry, would have liked to reward you all! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />


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Spick, you are second best, okay? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />


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Thank you! I'm starting to wonder if this game is rigged...

I had the perfect picture to follow on from that, but I couldn't find it. Here's the next best one I could find. Enjoy!


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next on CSI (cat scene investigation): look at that yellow string where is the canarie <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />


Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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