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Bang your head on the keyboard and see what you get.
I did it twice. The results the 2nd time were amazing. Oh by the way I used my nose. Post your results.


First Try
65rtu7o0p-iyrswrfbho45

Second Try
The entire play of Hamlet as written by William Shakespeare

First try


njmh

scound try

rt5

third try

my life story

trfgyh

First Try:
tyeotj

Second Try:
Headache <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Third Try:
broken keyboard <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

1st try:
,.jmnhb

2nd try:
[nocando]

*DEATH AT THE DOOR is unable to reply as he smashed his keyboard in two when his bony head hit the fragile device.*

Who typed this then?

OOOh no not this time.Last time I lost A laptop that way. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

Albert.

I was hoping it was the raven. Or Death of Rats.

SQUEAK!

Why not the Susan?

uhh, like this?
1st try:
n
2nd try:
y
3rd try:
jn

damn those small laptop keyboards!!!!''
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
*rest of message lost because someone smashed this laptop so hard against his/her head, that the keyboard broke* -- DELL service message

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

First Attempt:
bhn

Second Attempt:
y6ht

Third, Fourth, Sixth, and Seventh Consecutive Attempt:
nmcx zv6hy5ttrgfbv vcx

Ooh! It's even better sideways!

First Try
Shutdown sequence activated

Second Try
Internal Error.......processing.....data clusters destroyed...

Third Try
My name is Crooked Phonix....I have taken control of your computer....and indication of tampering of the keyboard will result in blindness......

No "cheese error" and "universe restart"?

hey winterfox, with deathatthedoor's method i shall write my first purplish prose that everyone calls fanfiction.

*banging away at keyboard*

bloody forehead! i think i can finish this story before i pass out. woohoo !!

Strangely enough, this happened:

"What a totally useless post...."

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

first try....bnm spacebar... ??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

second try ....stars in my eyes

third try.... the "H" key got stuck in my nose and i swallowed it! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

First try -

Deleted the next 5 parts of dennis the deathknight from my hard drive! D'OH!!

Second try -

Deleted all memory of them from my head! Double D'OH!

Third try -

Windows Message -
Head banging information has been forwarded to Microsoft. Microsoft accept no responsibility for your stupidity. Please don't sue us - but get in line if you are!