Larian Studios Forums Beyond Divinity (English) General FUNNY Caption COMPETITION

Here is a new <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beyond.gif" alt="" /> screen shot picture for you to add a "Funny Caption" to.
The winner will recieve a "Hug Voucher" and you may enter as many times as you like.

"If you eat one more of those stinky plants, you'll have to find a new sparring partner!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

"Do the garden, dig your own grave, train your gardener-trainee..... pfff the life of a skeleton is HARD"

Demon to skeleton: "you can't kill it - you can't eat it - you can't sell it - it's a bug. 'ere mate, dig it for me."

Holy crap that plant gave me gas!!

Skeleton: Well, I see our new salad is starting to grow, I get first dibs.
Demon: You can't eat! You have no skin or flesh!
Skeleton: Then how can I spea- NO! I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT LIKE UNCLE JAKE!



From <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

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That's great Lews! A clever reference to the funniest joke in Divine Divinity.

Lew hits the front in the betting. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

My attempt:

Skeleton:

"Back off sweetheart, you got to be the fairy at the the top of the tree LAST year. This Christmas it's MY turn.

Alternative entry:



Skeleton to demon:

"Don't risk it Nigel, the effects of the mushroom haven't worn off yet..."



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demon: but i tell u, it's honendus milatus! *pointing at the plant*

skeleton: yeah right, all i did was feed that common weed with my rotted flesh & u tell me it's what-dus my-tus? u're so full of weed!

"Let's bury the druid" you said. "Nobody will notice a grave out here." You didn't think that a decomposing body of nature magic might cause things to grow slightly?!?