Hugely <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> but because it is for Luc, nobody will mind (except Ube maybe, but only because he's a young fella and needs to proof that he can be opposite <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> )
So here's a good joke <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Two Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word
or two in it,
but, here is one:..................
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
the woods. A small tree begins to grown between
them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert,
Can you tell if that is a son of beech or a son of birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is neither a son of beech nor a son of birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my
pecker in."
<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />
Drink Up Ye Cider. 
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