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#388187 08/10/09 09:01 PM
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Many, many years ago,
In a very strange, strange land.

Lived a newly Dragon Knight noob.

With the name of Lordmuck the silly little shmuck,
walked the lands
With axe and blade in hands,
All deaths he delivered by hand.

The young (lvl 11)and lonely Dragon Knight Newbie,
kicked and hacked away relentlessly,
At many an enemy and Rabbits included too.

Until one day,
He kicked away,
A Rabbit off his boot.

And there it spawned,
With bloodshot eyes,
and a razor sharp tooth...

A (lvl22) bloodthirsty bunny,
Who sat tall and wide,
With one pounce,
And one swipe,
Our hero cried,
As his tummy was open wide,

He kicked,
And he slashed,
Our hero laid still.

His last thought that came to mind.
Will my creature pee on my head?,
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I totally suck at rhymes

but yes did anyone know that killing tones of rabbits this lvl 22 bunny spawns and one shot me for 400+dmg



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lol u did a good job i liked it

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but yes did anyone know that killing tones of rabbits this lvl 22 bunny spawns and one shot me for 400+dmg

Yes, you need to kill him to get one of secret achievement.

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Hilarious! grin


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Stepp'd in so far, that, should I wade no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o'er.
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I just thought of another type of contest for when the draw-a-dragon contest ends...

There once was a man from a certain island south of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, in the United States...


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I better hold off on kicking rabbits for a while and take my frustrations out on ducks

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there should be more topics like this ^_^

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Originally Posted by ForkTong
There once was a man from a certain island south of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, in the United States...

Didn't get that hint >_>

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There is a Nantucket Island is in Massachusetts; he was suggesting a poetry / limerick contest (many limericks start off with the line 'There once was a man from Nantucket' and end with something about a bucket... or, um, other things that rhyme with tucket).

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Oh, I see, thanks.

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i know this is an old topic but meh, i had no idea that happened, i must try it tonight lol. I wonder how many buns it takes.


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oops i forgot to mention in the comment above. Great poem BTW lol xD Very good.


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