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There was a young lady from Hall
who died in the spring in the fall
it would have been a sad thing
if she died in the spring
but she didn't - she died in the fall.

There was a young lady from Riga
who rode with a smile on a tiger
they came back from the ride
with the lady inside
and the smile on the face of the tiger.

There was a young girl of Kinsale
Who offered her body for sale,
To be kind to the blind
She engraved her behind
With detailed instructions in braille.

Wow! A rare soul who actually knows limmericks that ARENT dirty! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Well, there are many "clean" limericks <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> If you don't know one, just make one yourself <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
But in my current state of mind I'm not able to produce own ones, I just have to copy those made by others.

There once was a fly on the wall
I wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck
Or was it just luck
Or does gravity miss things so small?


A friend who's in liquor production
Owns a still of astounding construction.
The alcohol boils
Through old magnet coils;
She says that it's "proof by induction."




There was a young fellow named Cole
Who ventured too near a black hole.
His dv by dt
Was quite wondrous to see
But now all that's left is his soul.



There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!



A proton once said, "I'll fulfill
My long-term belief in free will.
Though theorists (may) say
That I ought to decay
I'm damned if I think that I will."



Another great Dane has made free
With a question of Be or Not be.
Now might Schroedinger's puss,
In descending by Schuss,
Leave one track on each side of a tree?



PETA was out in full force,
But not for a dog or a horse.
At Schroedinger's place
They pleaded their case
For the sake of his cat, of course

Anthea was a funny young lass
Who posted limericks en masse
Though none were dirty
She knew over thirty
I dont know any, alas

Once a very young cat
that always lived in a flat
went into the outback
and said, as ist looked back:
"Wow, the rats here are fat!"

Hehe <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Kiya visits the forum most days
to wander this verbal maze
she always has help
when newbies they yelp
but rarely as quickly as Raze

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Hehe! Kiya and Raze in one Limmerick! YAY! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

there once was a cat and elf
that knew alot of limericks
THE END <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Heading towards the hill
Looking for a bill
Meeting the yo-yo boy
Jumping through the empty toy
I look around and realize there is no will