He's always in between me and my foe and blocking my shots.
Maybe for a ranger, but I know you've played as mage before, so you must appreciate the advantage your creature gives when all your attacks are guided/automatic hits. Your creature levels up when you do, and with the right "perfectly preserved" pieces it can soak up serious damage, although it doesn't seem to be able to cause much damage on its own.
It was funny and I used him back in ED when he'd urinate every 10 seconds.
I remember that! He stopped making those "gestures" when I reached the FoV expansion, but thanks for reminding me, it made me smile