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Yikes! Drakonis, those Octopussies are wrestle champions <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> - can we train of those to go and look for the Pixie? I already baptized one as Mathilda, she's quite intelligent. We need some Pixie dust for her to sniff.

And Mathilda wants a salt water pool to feel comfy. Do we have an animal trainer in the lair?

Errhm, the other Pussies are not all too happy to turn into a meal - could anyone kill them for me, please? My assassin training only goes for humans (was a ground course, and I skipped it, as I can't see blood). I need a butcher for my work! Preferably an alive one?

<sniff> where did you get the eggs from? They're .... moving and wobbling? HELP! I said fresh eggs, didn't I? Anyone got a water tank for hatched babies?

Nonono, I can't work like this - can we settle down for bread and butter? Preferably already dead?

And where's the skull?

Kiya <up to her elbows in trouble. One croco baby hanging on her fingers, the others scuttling around and chasing Mathilda - 2 octos in Sumo wrestle pose - kitchen's in a mess - Mathilda is clutching to the cook book and looking at Kiya in a very... strange... way. Did she see Dragon recipes? What do octos eat?>

Taking a cell phone and ordering 100 king size pizzas - delivery in 2 hrs. Please, no one should eat the messenger.

Glance A'Lot is juggling the molten granite, which by now is glowing red and soft as jelly, and wonders wherein he could store the lava.

Suddenly the shadow of a movement to his left - he turns his head; Was that a pixie in that corner? He fires a ray of light into the dark corner to shed some light on the issue. Being distracted, the jellyish granite lava slips from his fingers right onto one of the sumo wrestling octos, immediately filling the kitchen with steam from boiled octopussy.

From within the dense cloud, barely audible above the hissing sound of the steam streaming out of the late octopussy, comes a timid

"Ooops - soorry, Kiya!"

Somewhere from a corner of the citchen Kiya hers something... It sounds something like:

"Hey, you know what's simmilar between Amreican beer and makeing love in a canoe???"

Übereil

Hummmmm <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

What is it like to make love in a canoe Mr. Übereil?


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

Without haveing experienced it(:'() I can tell you: It's f*cken close to whater!

Übereil

Wiping the tears off her face (poor Mathilda) - taking out her knife and chopping the tentacles in a nice length to wrap around the grilled skunk - deciding to use the boiled crocodile babies as decoration for the dessert - kiya managed to finish one dish and popped it into the oven. (deciding to give Glance the one she coated with the fish gall <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" /> )

Grumbling into the lava broth and squinting into the cooking book, she comes across a new recipe... Sun-Dragon naturelle, covered in a bread mantle, an apple in its fangs. With a vicious face she sits down and takes a closer look into the book... would a pineapple look better instead of an apple?
Kiya

Still waiting for a certain skull...

[off -on]

[color:"orange"]...right onto one of the sumo wrestling octos, immediately filling the kitchen with steam from boiled octopussy.[/color]

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

That's not boiling Matilda! Matilda is the one being chased by crocos, or?

[off - off]

Hummmm, Kiya's ordering Pizza.

Y U M M Y <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

Glance can have the fresh skunk I brought in. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
I want PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Ouch! Wow that one was close. *looks at small scorch mark on one of her wings*
I am going to have to be more careful around these big guys when they start
throwing their sunbeams, fire, or frost around. *rubs wing gently and then scoots
back to her cozy, little, hidden spot in the lair where she curls up for a nap*

*wakes up and stretches, then looks at wing and flutters it as she thinks to
herself* Not bad, I think it is going to be OK.

*flutters wing again and then sniffs the air* Ummmmmm, smells like Kiya has
finally started cooking. I think I will go have a peak. Maybe I will even get a
chance to sneak a bite.

*from the tiny ledge in the kitchen she cautiously looks around the kitchen and
wonders to herself* What happened here? Where is everybody?

*notices the aroma and sniffs* Yummmmm, something smell delicious. I wonder when
it will be done.

*noticing the open recipe book on the table, she flies down to have a look*
I wonder what Kiya is planning to cook next.

*as she reads it she smiles to herself, takes a small pen from her pocket and
writes on the edge of the page" I vote for the pineapple.

Powerful and Insane MG enters the lair and wonders what the dragons will offer for the skull's price...

*Shantara hears noises in the lair and quickly slips out of sight* I wonder what that was?

*she slips cautiously around the corner to take a look and sees the great, big MG
standing in the middle of the lair* Who is he? What is he doing here?

*she thinks for a moment and then an <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> comes across her face as she puts her
tiny hand to her mouth* That's.....that's...that's that great big bad bounty
hunter someone told me about. I wonder what he is doing here.

*she remembers what Kiya said about needing a skull for one of her recipes and
gasps* Oh no, they wouldn't....they couldn't.....I don't know but I think
I had better go warn Ubereil just to be on the safe side.

*Shantara sneaks quietly away and then flutters off to warn Ubereil about the big bad MG*

Lews comes in the kitchen, tail shutting the door. In each claw is a keg of 1874 Pinot Noir. Mhm.... Non for you Ube, sorry, though I think I have some watered down raisins somewhere...


Ahh, food! Pizza? Coming soon? Excellent!

Drakonis walks to MG " ahhh you finally arrived, you know what u needed for, locate that floating skull it is a crucial ingredient for one of Kiya's meals, and here is the payment we talked about, 5000 gold coins, now off u go before i get irratated with you and just decide to eat you up and when u finished wiff that quest then I have another sumthing about a little pixie thats been hiding in the lair, and the payment i will make worth your while."

Drakonis walks to the kitchen and sees the dismay and think to himself what of earth happened here. He gets his trusty old broom out of the closet and starts cleaning, He sees the one sumo octopuss still living, he then steps on it so its as flat as a pancake, he picks it up and places it on the table. He sees Matilda then wiff one claw rubs her head and smiles.

Then suddenly he lewks down and just sees alot of baby crocodiles biting his feet and then he gets an idea, there is too many to stop in one go so why dont i do some saturday night fever and dance them all to death.

Drakonis then starts dancing stomping the lil crocodiles...............

As the steam wore off, Kiya suddenly saw that Mathilda had survived (she didn't look that much different to the other pussies). Giving her a squeezing hug, plucking of the tentacles wrapping around her neck and hoping they don't leave lasting love marks - Kiya starts to explain how a Pixie looks, why she needs it and that she puts all her trust into the hunting abilities of an octopus. Mathilda glares at her and waves with her tentacles. One of them picks up a stomped croco baby and shoves it into her mouth, chewing it, her facial expression becomes more and more intelligent. With a last reassuring pat Kiya is convinced that M. will find the Pixie. M. scuttles off.

The dragon doorbell rings (gems, bones and skulls jingle) - rushing to the entry Kiya sees a large lorry with the Pizza Express sign on it.

"Dragons, Entities, Monsters, Bounty hunters... would someone help me, please? I need some money, don't eat the human (haven't spiced him yet) - and don't peek into the boxes, I want to decorate and coat them!"

<Muttering> - where do I get a pineapple from? Who scribbled into my book? NO alcohol for the minors - get your identity cards - I want to check who is allowed to drink this! Lews! Bring your booze into the kitchen, it's confiscated! You have to be older than 221 yrs."

@ Lews: With mulled whine? And roasted almonds? Sweet <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />! Oh here comes Kiya... Better beat it...

*Floaths throuh the wall and into the kitchen...* Hey, is that pizzas? I love pizzas? *Grabs first, best pizza and floaths away...* Who's that? He's not a dragon... Hey you! Yeah you! Fat guy! Do YOU know wht's simmilar between American beer and makeing love in a canoe? *Floaths out of sight, to ´my and Shantara's hideout...* Damit, I should have brought one for her...

Übereil

Yes, I know the difference in American beers.

American beer only has 3% alcohol content per 12 US fluid oz / 354.88 mil

Enough said correct. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Fafnir is to young to drink per Kiya's age chart anyway.
I'm only a little hatchling. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

Glance A'Lot turns to the pizza delivering human, staring into his frightful eyes.

"You say you want to be paid? For 100 pizzas? I count only 99! And you were late in delivering them, half of them are cold as ice! And you still have the audacity to want to be - paid?"

He picks up a piece of plate mail from a corner, and engraves it with some obscure markings by creating a fine laser beam. He then drops the 100 lbs heavy piece of mail on the man, and says, "Here, I give you a check on the Dragon's Lair Bank, Mount Aetna, Sicily - Don Drakoleone might honor it. Eventually - some how - if you do him a favor."

97 percent piss.

Nice glance, nice. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

*listening quietly from a small nook in the lair Shantara hears a strange sound.
she peeks around the edge and thinks to herself* Mathilda. I bet Kiya sent her to try to find me.

*she smiles to herself and heads back to her secret hiding spot, gets a small
container of pixie dust, slips out to the kitchen where she find some remains of
the baby crocodiles that Drakonis had stomped. she picks up a piece of one and
with a smile flutters off.*

*slipping around carefully to avoid Matilda she finds a place far away from her
hiding place, places the crocodile meat on the floor and sprinkles it with pixie
dust. she then flutters off leaving a trail of pixie dust*

*matilda finds the trail of pixie dust and follows it just like Kiya had hoped.
she finds the piece of baby crocodile meat, picks it up and scuttles off back
to Kiya proudly with her find as Shantara returns to her hiding place smiling
happily*

*[color:"yellow"]time passes [/color] *

*Ubereil comes floating into his and Shantara's secret hiding place. Shantara
sniffs the air* Hi, Ubereil, what have you got there?

*she sees the pizza box floating along as if Ubereil was carrying it in his hand
(which of course he doesn't have since he's only a skull)* It sure smells good.

*looks at Ubereil as she notices that he only has one box* Hey, there's only one
of them. Didn't you bring me one? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

*Ubereil, the skull slowly shakes back and forth sadly. Shantara smiles as she
asks hopefully* Will you share yours with me?

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> LewsTherinKinslayer13

Is that the glass is half full view point? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />