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Love the game, but it has its funny moments! If we lived in Cyseal,

We will wear a sarong as underwear, unlike the silly Asians who think it could even be formal wear. What do they know.

Of course, out of respect we will add a ruby to our sarong. May be even some fire, water or vacuum.

Since our underwear is snazzy, we'll let it stick outside our armor.

Sarong is also a holding place for that pot we stuck on a fire for a second. Sarong's precious contents (apparently fire-proof) will hold the pot permanently hot.

Oh, the pot! One minute you're boiling your armor in it, the next you're making pasta!

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First for Cyseal cheese seller



DO YOU FEEL THIS BREEZE, IT'S TIME FOR SOME SHEEEEEP CHEESE!

And tomatoes, because why the hell not.

Stuck in mix between 1984 and Brave new World. Really when is the non-steam version coming?

Everyone would hate me because I accidentally touched their stuff. I would probably end up in jail.

I should have listened to Madora. Demons and witches all of them ! Should have eradicated the whole town ...

Apple pies make you slightly more resistant against poison because you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Though Doctor doesn't cure poison...

Salespeople would be required by law to make at least one pun every time they spoke.

Conspiracy theorists would in fact be onto something.

Murdered by cultists would be a leading cause of death; seriously, have you counted how many corpses they've got in their hideouts?

Not in the mood for cheese? That excuse has more holes than this fine slice of Gorgombert!