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HandEFood #134214 05/01/04 05:28 PM
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well, since you're such a sweetheart, jurak, i thought for sure you'd give me yours! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />


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OK. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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OK. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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@faile.... i'd give 'em both to you if you needed them! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />



answer to one handed clapper= ......whoosh! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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answer to one handed clapper= ......whoosh!

Good guess, but not correct.

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1. take the chicken
2. go back and bring the fox
3. bring the chicken back, get the grain and bring that across
4. go back. bring the chicken across again.


What is the one time in the year when it is impossible to get a traffic ticket in Texas?


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Bring the chick. Go back and get the wolf. Bring the chick back and get the grain. Take the grain across and then go back bring the chick across again.

What is the one time in the year when it is impossible to get a traffic ticket in Texas?


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Cleglaw #134221 09/01/04 04:38 AM
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Ha Ha. Actually I had 2 speeding tickets in 2002. Try again. tThere is an answer--not a joke.


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What is the one time in the year when it is impossible to get a traffic ticket in Texas?

Not knowing Texas very well, is there a day when they close the roads?

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What is the one time in the year when it is impossible to get a traffic ticket in Texas?

Not knowing Texas very well, is there a day when they close the roads?

It has nothing to do with road closures. Actually this same time would apply in most states of the USA, though not quite all.


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All time pre 1896?

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Yup, but nope. Besides that would be true for all 50 states and I gave a hint when I said it is not true for quite all.


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I know. I was being a smart [nocando]. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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Wanna nother hint?


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hey try this riddle

in the morning walks on four legs, at midday walks with two legs and at it walks on three legs what is it?

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humans--hands and knees, then 2 legs, then 2 legs with a cane.

All right here is another hint on my riddle: What is the one time in the year when it is impossible to get a traffic ticket in Texas?
While the answer to this is true in most states, it does not hold true for Arizona, Hawaii and parts of Indiana.


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Here's my guess: [color:"#2F4062"]

I imagine it has to do with the change from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time, each Spring when we leap forward from 2:00am to 3:00am. That leaves a full hour that doesn't actually exist each year, thus making it impossible to earn a ticket during that period.

Not to mention the occasional "leap second" when scientists decide to screw up everyone's non-Cesium clocks. [/color]

Now for a new riddle:

Question: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?

Answer: [color:"#2F4062"]Shake hands[/color]


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Very good Bee Gee. What does a vegetarian cannibal eat?


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Alex says "Vegetarians."

I was thinking the daylight savings jump for the traffic ticket riddle too. But that's technically not a time.

Next clue for a clueless Aussie?

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