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Original title: Boob slider for Lover.

I honestly feel like my lover's Boobs aren't to my liking. I would like there to be a slider just so I may tailor her to my liking.


Edit: Honestly, I made this to be a meme, but it turned into an actual thread lol.

I do think some more customization needs to be added for both the lover, and your player character. In DnD, mending your character, and their lover, into what you imagined them to be is one of the main core aspects of a tabletop RPG. Larian has done a great job in bringing that aspect into a video game. I think with just a few options it could be better.
Obviously the boob slider is a must, making your character taller or shorter, making them a really skinny, muscular, or fat.
I also think more races would be a good place to start, personally I'd love to see the monstrous races from Volo's Guide to Monsters. But there are plenty of racesand sourcebooks to choose from.

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+1 game absolutely unplayable!

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I threw my PC out of the window when I found that my character could not have breasts the size of her head. It was expensive but then I realised that humans aren't generally built like that.

I then watched a video where the women did have breasts that big. I immediately threw my replacement PC out of the newly-repaired window.

Larian, you owe me two PCs and two window repairs. Breast fascists!

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Who needs breasts?
My character needs her guns.

I want her to punch those goblin vermin to death.
How will she do that with flimsy arms like that?!

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It's all about hating on the fans. Larian is sitting around twiddling their thumbs while we don't have bewoobs


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I'm almost tempted to pin this topic.


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Booby-pin.

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I request a pinning of the boob slider request!

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So to keep things even, I imagine that OP also wouldn't mind a bulge slider for the men, and butt slider for both sexes.
I figure since we're going down that path, let's go all the way.


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Butt Sliders sounds like an American Country and Western artist.

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I honestly feel like my lover's Bulge isn't to my liking. I would like there to be a slider just so I may tailor him to my liking.

I figure since we're requesting silly things that are being taken seriously *cough* boob thread *cough* that we may as well keep things universally appealing for everyone.
Y'know, because requests like this are perfectly normal and don't make people cringe.


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party pooper. now they'll close both topics


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Originally Posted by Abits
party pooper. now they'll close both topics


They shouldn't. We're both making fair requests and sharing our thoughts without violating any rules.
Why not just fulfill everyone's fantasies and give them what they want without reason or limitation, right?


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Originally Posted by Abits
party pooper. now they'll close both topics

Nah, just merge the threads.

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Originally Posted by Sadurian
Originally Posted by Abits
party pooper. now they'll close both topics

Nah, just merge the threads.


I don't see why they would. Both topics are asking for different things.
People who would contribute their agreement with one topic likely wouldn't agree on both topics (but of course, that's possible.)


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Originally Posted by Tzelanit
Originally Posted by Abits
party pooper. now they'll close both topics


They shouldn't. We're both making fair requests and sharing our thoughts without violating any rules.
Why not just fulfill everyone's fantasies and give them what they want without reason or limitation, right?

Don't create topics just to Make A Pointâ„¢.


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Originally Posted by Tzelanit
So to keep things even, I imagine that OP also wouldn't mind a bulge slider for the men, and butt slider for both sexes.
I figure since we're going down that path, let's go all the way.


Why not?

Altho on a more serious note I think the comparison between breasts and bulges are always kinda dumb.
Breasts are 10 times more noticable than a bulge is which you know, grows xD...
You can be hung like a typical male pornstar and it still wouldn't be noticable at all in comparison to someone who's just average unless you're actually doing the thing.
Breasts on the other hand are way more noticable unless strapped in ( which is painful and uncomfortable btw ).
If someone is well-endowed ( breasts ) or not, you're going to notice.

Breasts are a secondary sex characteristic akin to hair/ body hair and big hips.
Per definition it's on the same level as your character having long thick hair or big hip width.
A lot of people just have a very severely oversexaulized view of breasts.They can be seen as sexual but not at the same level as genitalia.
The male equivelant are things like muscle, facial hair, broad shoulders etc.

But yeah people joke and some use it as some kind of a '' gotcha '', but I wouldn't care.
Like I said it's not the same thing at all ( bulge that is ), but if they added it I wouldn't care at all.
Things like breast size on the other hand is a much more of an obvious thing that makes a lot more sense and should really be a basic thing as a customization option imo.
Breast size is already the equivelant of things that are in the game right now, some male characters are portrayed as a lot more muscular too ( Halsin ) which makes me think that they're at least planning on having some options.
I think that a lot of people are kinda immature about it and the human body in general, but it's really a very obvious and basic option.

Originally Posted by Sadurian
Butt Sliders sounds like an American Country and Western artist.


Hahaha, now that you mentioned it.
I actually think that it sounds like a dish crazy .

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