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Originally Posted by vyvexthorne
I think it's just playing hard to get.. Has anyone tried sending the patch flowers or hobnobs?


I sent digestives! Was it meant to be hobnobs???? Am I doomed?

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... "Notice how the undertones of the patch convey the psychological destitution of an era fanned by the ignorance of unknown truth."

"That is so post-modern."
(gotta love art jargon that means a bit of whatever you want it to mean, but seriously your sentence is mind-blowing.)


Feigning that of the noble savage we meander forth into a spectrum of oblivious nonsense. . WORDS ARE FUN!

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Originally Posted by vyvexthorne
I think it's just playing hard to get.. Has anyone tried sending the patch flowers or hobnobs?

Or maybe it's one of those patches we're just supposed to appreciate from a distance. "Notice how the undertones of the patch convey the psychological destitution of an era fanned by the ignorance of unknown truth."


I can't believe I didn't see it. Now I am struck by the meta of it all.

This is the Shadowheart patch. Of course our initial attempts to understand it were rebuffed.

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Yes and we have to re download all the 62 Go on GOG

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Read the notes..lol, yea I need to make a game. Really a month for that? Gah.

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Originally Posted by Thrandarian
Read the notes..lol, yea I need to make a game. Really a month for that? Gah.

You realize most of the team is working on the overall game, not patches, right?

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Originally Posted by RumRunner151

SoonTM


And by that, I mean NOW.

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Read the notes..lol, yea I need to make a game. Really a month for that? Gah.

You realize most of the team is working on the overall game, not patches, right?

If that's what you tell yourself to feel good, run with it.

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Originally Posted by Thrandarian
If that's what you tell yourself to feel good, run with it.

Mind your manners.

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Read the notes..lol, yea I need to make a game. Really a month for that? Gah.

You realize most of the team is working on the overall game, not patches, right?

If that's what you tell yourself to feel good, run with it.


This is the first chapter of a 100+ hour game. They aren’t putting all of the work which building that game requires on hold in order to slowly patch the Early Access content. Think about it. That’s absurd.

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I think it's just playing hard to get.. Has anyone tried sending the patch flowers or hobnobs?


I sent digestives! Was it meant to be hobnobs???? Am I doomed?


Looks like your digestives worked!.... You wooed the patch right out of them.

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any eta on patch 5?

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Originally Posted by alice_ashpool
any eta on patch 5?

Yes.


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Originally Posted by alice_ashpool
any eta on patch 5?


Who is this Patch of whom so many speak?


Someone must have spiked her senna pod drink!
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Originally Posted by alice_ashpool
any eta on patch 5?


LoL Since there was nothing in Patch 3 that I wanted, I demand Patch 4 as an XMAS present, so Path 5 should be in early January because the world revolves around me.

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