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#101347 16/08/03 05:37 PM
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Post here your favorite quotes. Doesn't have to be insightfull. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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"By the way I fertilised your caviar."

Dr Zoidberg, futurama


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"Equal goes it loose!"


Konrad Adenauer, first President of the Federal Republic of Germany, meaning "Gleich geht es los!" (Rough translation : "Soon it begins !")




When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
--Dilbert cartoon

"Interplay.some zombiefied unlife thing going on there" - skavenhorde at RPGWatch
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You cannot really comprehend information when it is in formation. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />



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I hope i get this right...
There is can or can not there is no try - Yoda.
I am sure other Star Wars fans can correct me on this if i am wrong. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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And who can forget this one

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All your base are belong to us.


In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

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Van alle Galliers zijn de Belgen de meest dappere

Julius Caesar.
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carpe diem

alea jacta est

ad vitam aeternam

rara avis in terris

ardet nec consumitur

fiat voluntas tua


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Captain, we don't have enough power!!!!



This is SpArTa!! oh im sorry, I must have took a wrong turn..somewhere...(runs away)
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"That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all Is Truth Beauty and Is Beauty Truth, and Does A Falling Tree in the Forest Make A Sound if There's No one There to Hear It, and then just when you think they're going to start dribbling one of 'em says, Incidentally, putting a thirty-foot parabolic reflector on a high place to shoot the rays of the sun at an enemy's ships would be a very interesting demonstration of optical principles."

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Whow what a quote where did it came from?


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This website entirely operated by sock puppets
Futurama


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Whow what a quote where did it came from?


The one about the philosophers? From Small Gods, by Terry Pratchett. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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thanks

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how did they messure hail before golfballs?


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Good one, Morbo! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

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Thanks how about this one

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Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing." — [nocando] Brandon(programmer)


or this one

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If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime


or this one

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How C++ is like teenage sex:
It is on everyone's mind all the time.
Everyone talks about it all the time.
Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
Almost no one is really doing it.
The few who are doing it are: A. Doing it poorly. B. Sure it will be better next time. C. Not practising it safely."


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Is it better to be bored, wishing you're not,
or not to be bored, wishing that you were?

"JeffMo"

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all great minds think alike
fools seldom differ

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S**t happens
live is a bi****h

I know its a bit negative but hey, there very common. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

Or the one i use alot: See my signature <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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Two rules for succeeding in life:
1. Don't tell people everything you know


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That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
Morbo #101364 17/08/03 12:53 PM
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The best three medicines to improve memory are:
The first, I do not remember its name because I cannot remember if I really took it or not.
The second, I also forgot its name because most probably I forgot to take the first.



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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar Wilde.


How true <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />


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"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar Wilde.


How true <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />


Orc is the race of fighting masses.
Zork is a game with which time passes.
Jerk is the cause of braking glasses.

Glasses of wine, with chops of swine
for the hard working lasses.


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