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what the hell did that just do?

The Universiade are gay games for straights

"Gigli is so horrible I had to go cleanse my palate afterward by watching Glitter."

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het "niet missen" is menselijk?

-vergissen/fouten zijn eigen aan de mens

maar in't Latijn....
das bij mij al zooooooooooooo lang geleden...

... errata est ?

"An intellectual is a person whose mind watches itself."

"We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage."

"Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !" — Andrew Rutherford.

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Re: Real Programmers -

Thanks, DAD.
And to all like me who had to think again... try this link
how it works

And when you meet someone who does understand this joke, ask to see their slide rule and ask if plastic was really as good as bamboo.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !"

Two strings walk into a bar. The first string says to the bartender: 'Bartender, I'll have a beer. u.5n$x5t?*&4ru!2[sACC~ErJ'. The second string says: 'Pardon my friend, he isn't NULL terminated'."

"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from."

"Use the source, Luke..."

"All programmers are optimists. Perhaps this modern sorcery especially attracts those who believe in happy endings and fairy godmothers. Perhaps the hundreds of nitty frustrations drive away all but those who habitually focus on the end goal.
Perhaps it is merely that computers are young, programmers are younger, and the young are always optimists. But however the selection process works, the result is indisputable: 'This time it will surely run' or 'I just found the last bug'." — Fred Brooks.

"Whenever you think you have a clever programming trick... forget it !"

"If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." — Weinberg's Second Law.