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On the road to Mandalay,
where the flyin' fishes play...
Come you back to Mandalay,
where the old Flotilla lay...
For the wind in the trees
and the temple bells they say,
you British soldier,
come you back to Mandalay.

There are two things that are certainly infinite. The universe and the stupidity of mankind. Well I am not quite sure about the universe
Albert Einstein

I always wish I listened to my mother when I was young
What does she say
I don't know I didn't listen
From Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

There is one language every programmer speaks perfect ... its cursing

HOMER: "Ooohh... Twenty dollars? But I wanted a peanut."

HOMER'S MIND: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.

HOMER: "Explain how."

HOMER'S MIND: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer check lotery tickets while apu is sleeping and finds a ticket that wins $500. homer wakes up apu

homer: I want this ticket and this chocolate bar. I've got this money
Homer empties his pockets
Apu: Sorry mister simpson you can only buy one of thos things
homer thinks
homer sad: I'll take the chocolate