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Delightful definitions :
Administration is a word that begins like admiration but ends up like frustration.
Anxiety is a selfish thought consisting in the hope not to suffer.
Celebrity is the advantage to be known by people who don’t know you.
Circle: the longest way from one point to that same point.
Education is what’s missing to the ignorant to learn that he knows nothing.
Elections are a procedure by wich free citizens choose themselves a master.
Homeopathist: the humorist among the medical professionals.
Idyll: begins like idiot and ends like imbecile.
Laziness: having some rest before being tired.
Moonlanding is a technical process by wich we drop imbeciles off on a childish dream.
Parting shot: what comes to our mind when our interlocutor is gone.
Polls are the number’s puns.
Scruple: a lightweight that is sufficient to turn a scale.
A statistitian is man who can have his head on an oven and his feet in the ice, and say that on average he’s feeling well.
Technocrats are the people wich when they answer to you, you don’t understand your question anymore.
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