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It's stupid, but I found this link really funny. Be sure to turn your sound on. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> race cars
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enthusiast
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Joined: Jan 2004
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Faith is believing in something you know isn't true 
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Joined: Nov 2003
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Open a box. Who knows what you might find? You open one of the 1001 boxes on this floor and find...
A thin catalog from N. William Olivi Seeds. It features seeds for various extremely invasive plants (e.g., kudzu). Toward the back is a listing of tools for unobtrusively planting seeds and seedlings. If anyone calls the 800 number listed, it will be busy. There is no address listed.
The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham
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Joined: Mar 2003
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I like it! My addition: You open one of the 999 boxes on this floor and find...
You are looking at yourself looking into a box. You turn around and look at the ceiling, but do not see yourself there.
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Joined: Mar 2003
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shoulda copy pasted my invisibility potion text :s basicly you find nothing and then cut yourself on the broken invisble bottle because you tossed the box making your hand invisible.
It's one of these days...
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Joined: Dec 2004
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Mine says: A sword with engraving on the blade. One side reads "Take Me Up"; the reverse reads "Cast Me Aside." The weapon is speaking to you in an unknown language. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> But I like it, it's like an enigma for me <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
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old hand
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Joined: Feb 2005
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Muahaha, what did I find? A small cube, approximately 9" square, with an electrical cord, an in-line switch, and two wires ending in epidermal attatchments. An engraving on one side shows the wires attached to a user's temples. The user will fall into a coma for 36 hours. When they awake, they will effectively be deprogrammed from any sort of mind-altering influence. They didn't even mention the other side effects... Would someone here be under mind-altering influence and feel like taking part to an experiment? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
LaFille,
Toujours un peu sauvage.
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Joined: Aug 2003
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Not in the mood for cheese?
That excuse has more holes than a slice this fine Gorgombert!
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Joined: Mar 2003
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Joined: Dec 2004
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The amazing falling girl! I feel very sorry for that girl <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" /> is there ever an end to this fall? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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old hand
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Joined: Feb 2005
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Me, she stayed stuck in a bubble huddle. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
LaFille,
Toujours un peu sauvage.
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Joined: Apr 2003
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Excellent <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> Did you know that if she stops you can pick her up and shove her on her merry way again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />. I even picked her up by her feet and dropped her head first into the chasm. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />
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Joined: Mar 2003
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If you let go while moving the mouse, you can even throw her. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />
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Did you know that if she stops you can pick her up and shove her on her merry way again <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Well, I didn't know that you could pick her up, but man! This is fun!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />
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Joined: Apr 2003
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All those bumps and grinds and she still manages to keep her clobber on!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" />
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Joined: Apr 2003
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How the Hell could he do a fart like that whilst running at that speed?? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />
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Joined: Aug 2004
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Liked her comment on it too <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />.
Übereil
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Ambrose Bierce
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old hand
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Joined: Nov 2003
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The smell was slowly putting her to sleep...
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![[Linked Image]](http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/IKEAJobI.jpg)
Drink Up Ye Cider. 
