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*Squeaky voice* Momma! I can fly!

Commentor: And George kicks the ball... correction: kicks the balls.

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why the hell is he facing away from the ball? thats the big question here.


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Ball control? With a ball that shape?

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[simpsons mode]
And the oscar goes to....

"Man gets hit in the groin" by hanz moleman

Best Movie Ever
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"Well, at least he's sticking to the rules and not using his hands..."

"And we're just waiting for the crowd to throw the balls back into play now."

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"They're the strangest pair of siamese twins I've ever seen."


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1. with such irrevocable proof, FIFA manages to convince NFL to change the name of american football to american carryball & wins the eternal right to the name football(s).

2. in hope of distracting the goalkeeper, hans shot two diversionary balls with the defender seemingly trying to catch one of them. hans hold the title of being the first in parallel hat-trick although FIFA denounce such record.

3. what trezeguet hoped for the ball to sail pass the defender ended with the defender sailing past the ball.

4. sick of pele's boast of his scissor kick, cruyff showed pele his fly-by-dutch kick.



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.... And that why Pele is now the spokesperson for viagra <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />


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Keep 'em coming people! Some good ones there. (Lordmalis, Morbs, Hande) I shall judge tomorrow.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />


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Scientific news...
Scientists from NASA just made the first picture of a black hole.
This picture made by the Huble telescope shows that the black hole sucks everything in that comes in his path.


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"...and Christian Ronaldo goes in for the tackle, and ooowwww...breaks the other players tackle!"

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Oh I'm sorry, your outfit looks so much like the ball.


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And we see hear, in this picture, HOW Jon lost his foot.



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The "nuts” Siamese twin brothers( john nuts & willy nuts) had a hard life.
Mostly because there bodies were attached to each other in a very peculiar way...


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"...and Christian Ronaldo goes in for the tackle "


I reckon this would've got it if you hadn't over-emphasized the pun there plow. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

However I shall award the prize to Lordmalis for his 'Siamese twins' one. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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Ok a bit late but and overtime but It's too funny to keep out


"WTF a red card he was clearly playing the ball and not the player <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />"


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Like it Morbs. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

LordMalis still wins though. The judge has spoken! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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Yeah My best answer come always to late. Just like on my exams <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />


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Awwww, poor Mr Morbo! I did the same on my exams too! (a long time ago) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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I never had that, either I knew it or I didn't. the correct answer.


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