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"Th-th-there's this p-positron that g-goes into a bar and-and-and he says to the ba-barkeeper Oh wait... No, it was a neutron! And-and he say "May I have a charge?" Oh crap. I-I've stuffed this up."

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einstein:"WHAT THE **** is that thing?!"
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einstein:"where'd my cat go? you know, the small white one"
assistant:"I think it went up the roof when you fired your machine"

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small white kitty: <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kitty.gif" alt="" />


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einstein:"WHAT THE **** is that thing?!"
assistant:"euh... sir, you invented it"
einstein:"I know that, but wat IS is it?!"
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You guys are too funny! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> But, alas, there can only be one winner: HandEFood! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

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Yeehee! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> This next one's taken from one of my all time favourite games, StarTopia. Apologies on the size

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The thing finaly found his home. But where is mr fantastic and the human torch? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />


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