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NEW from HASBRO,
the remote elektronic housecat
now with a free virtual kitty's litter box.
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it can sit
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it will smell like the real thing
it will loose it's hair
And it has self build-in defence systems for dogs (pepper spray & electr. stunner)



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This just in....... Cat's brain linked to computer, still won't come when it's called! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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"Wow! Life hasn't been the same since Garfield discovered where Jon hides the Viagra...."

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Yikes, thank you for the honour! If I understood the rules right that means I need to posts another pic. A hasty search round the net threw up this mysterious scene.


[Linked Image]


Edit: Removed own attempt at caption. Probably poor form to pre-empt others' captions...


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ikea's early innovation in trying to put spacemen in comfort while travelling to outer space.

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Some good captions already. Keep 'em coming. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

It’s always fascinating to see how other people can see totally different things in the same picture.

I can’t resist chucking in a couple of (non competing) entries of my own.

1:

Little know facts about The Stars #427:

Increasing loss of bladder control in Roy Orbison’s later years led to his commissioning the development of a combined incontinence suit and recording studio.

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2.

The day NASA was forced into a complete rethink of the recipe for space rations:

Seconds after this photo was taken, Neil Armstrong farted and blew the front clean off the life support cabinet.


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The ultimate video gaming device.

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