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NASA's first attempt at faking the space program....


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3 days are up and it’s time to please one contestant and p*ss off all the others, by declaring a winner…..

Congratulations to all those who entered – all the captions made me smile, and there were a few laugh out loud ones. Several entries were probably equally deserving of victory (Yes, you were robbed, I admit it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ).

But on the basis of two in a row that made me laugh out loud (the astronaut who was still asleep on the ground while his rocket was on the way to Mars, and the lipposuction joke) The_bean wins!

As they say in the lower rungs of Showbiz – “Get ‘em off Bean, you’re on next”….
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Thank you @Hakea <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />
Your choise was an honorable and wise one, indeed <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

here is a cute one:

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New carnival games get mixed reactions...

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Baby Toss - fill the pots and win a prize

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The sequel to Gopher Smash! Baby Smash...bop them on the head with your hammer when they pop their heads up

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Baby standing up

"Excuse me, I think I'm gonna need a clean pot!"

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Baby standing up

"Excuse me, I think I'm gonna need a clean pot!"


Baby on the left-hand side: "Me too!"




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Pampers try radical new nappie design!

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"I'll take what's in pot number 3, Larry."

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Why not try our delicious potted shrimps...


On special for a limited time only at MacOrcs Family Restaurant.

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Where will it all end? Potheads get younger every year..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />



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"Plant your bubs in a rich moist soil and place the pots in a warm sunny spot"….



Tulip suppliers ‘Bulbs R Us’ discover the limitations of relying on a spellchecker for their Spring Bulb Catalogue …..


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children of the bean: bean sprouts

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..... obviously with such free gifts, Helda couldn't sell off even one pot.

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"Children are for life, not just for Christmas."

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Concise, witty, and cunningly flattering the judge of the contest! This one will be hard to beat. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

Mind you, "Kids are for life, not just Christmas" from HandyEFood and Plowking's baby toss contest look pretty good too..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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