Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) The Caption Contest!

women on the celphone: "hello? John? well i don't think i'm going to but your blue sportscar afterall..."

I put it right for you Bean. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

Wife on CellPhone; Hello dear, I seem to have a small problem with the car!
Husband busy at work; Huh, yeah .. what's the Problem?
Wife on CellPhone; I cant get the door to close !!
Husband busy at work; What the F.. is the matter with you just close the bluddy door ok !!!!

Apologies for picking the winner early, but I’m going to be away for a few days this week.

Hard choice, with some clever ideas. Honourable mentions to the runners up. Everybody's entry raised a smile. And Mea nearly pipped it at the last moment with a nice touch of concentrating on the door and ignoring the main problem.

But in the end I went for Draghermosran's short punchline blaming an unseen kid for it all. I liked the way he conjured up the image of a very young gamer trying out his manic moves on the road, by saying "His parents...." . And as a lousy PC racer myself, I've been there, run up the back of that...



Your turn to find a photo Draghermosran. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Yes, well if the guys didn't keep telling her that it was six inches, she'd be less confused!

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> yeh that was the idea but as usual it went straight over other peoples heads <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />...Bet Mea got it though. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

You need to have heard the joke before, I think. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Experimental test of the prototype if the flying car
Comments: needs work

"Yes thats right...He's gone right up my ar$e!!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

"...and nine months later a nissan Mirca was born..."

Have fun kiddos, deadline friday

"Bulls eye !!!" said the sharp shooter

"The bull just said: [nocando]! Not again!"

I just know I can stand on my head if I just keep trying.

This yoga is bull nocando.

A Mole grabbing the Bull by the Horns. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

* I hate it when those Torreros drink a "RedBull" before the fight... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

"The bull was the first creature off the Ark. The others waited for the gangplank to be lowered."


"Bull Fight 2020: event 7: the Cattle-pault."

"After the famous -midget trowing games-, BUll trowing was the next new thing!"

"One step closer cape-boy, and I'll wee in your eye.... "

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"One step closer and I'll blow the ozone layer to smithereens..."


Footnote:
It seems that not all scienstists agree that the methane produced by cow farts, rotting vegetation etc actually does help destroy the ozone layer. Apparently, some believe that it actually has a positive effect.
The ozone layer - to fart or not to fart, that is the question..

Must be Australian--comes from "down under."