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My wife doesn't usually enter this competition, but when I showed her the pic she came up with this:
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I expect we'll lose a few when she goes supersonic after Calcutta....

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Somewere in the middle of the train someone says: "Hi I'm from Pakistan, were are you fr..."


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Couple of realy good ones at the momment...BUT, should it count if it's your wifes idea and not your own??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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Definitely NOT I'd say! Particularly as she's unlikely to be available to find another pic and be the judge for the next round. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Here's one from me.

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organized crime, it's all about manpower.


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Do you get the miniature people in the box also?"


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"The all new Human Magnet!"

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Just when I thought that there couldn't be any more different ideas left, up pop two more beauties! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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Just when I thought that there couldn't be any more different ideas left, up pop two more beauties! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Never doubt the insane mind! <twitch>

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not a funny caption here. neil young's Heart Of Gold song popped up in my mind when i saw the pix.



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I was waiting for the magnet one, thats how my mind works. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
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Right i'm singing these next few lines, so here goes.....
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One more day to go,
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and i'll anounce the winner tomorrow..........Ta daaa. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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Those people are going to be pissed off,
if they realize they took the wrong train <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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"Look Mummy – it’s Thomas The Tamil Engine."

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> I didn't see that one before! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

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"You should see those poor buggers in second class!"

Paltry offering I know but my attempt at it.

"Thomas the tamil engine" gets it for me. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


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