Larian Studios Forums General Chat Chat (Anything) The Caption Contest!

This is funny because I've played too much NWN. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

At the moment Hakea's 'scrotum' is in the lead. Scrotum is just such a comedic word. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" /> as usual <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> but this reminds of 1 of the Harpnel (very strange wizards from ad&d ) stories, one of the Harpnels saw an attack of mindflayers was imminent and promptly polymorphed his brain with his bum <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> (for those who dont now Mindflayers/Illithids when attacking in melee use their long octopus like tentacles, that sprout from there face to burrow under the enemies skin usually the head and suck the brains out which then promptly ends in a permanent Intelligence decrease) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Other example:

Classic AD&D spell Featherfall
purpose to alleviate the unwnted landing after falling from a great height
this spell then lets you float down to the ground.

Harpnel variety of FeatherFall
while falling cast said spell and conjure a large mountain of feathers preferably under the fallee <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

My scrotum is thrilled to be considered for such a prestigious award. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Frankly, it's sick and tired of being overlooked while its more eye-catching associated organ keeps winning prizes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

However I suppose it's too early to say "it's in the bag.." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

hakea, i'd say u're nuts! both of them! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

That happens a lot.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Ok Hakea, seems like things are pretty quiet with no more entries so you are the deserving winner! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

Thank you oh wise Womble. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

See what you can all make of this one:

10..9...8..7...6..5...4..


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"Told y'all we'd find 'em. It's a Weapon of A.s.s. Destruction, pointed straight at Disneyland..."


[Edit: How very curious. The forum word auto-nanny allows 'bugger' but refuses a common work for donkey, unless disguised !]

Don't put the cart after the horse.

"A donkey in a wheelchair"

I'm not allowed to compete, but I thought perhaps:


"Pathetic.... even my wife's got a bigger a.s.s. than that.... "

In your best Eddie Murphy voice:


"Very funny Shrek, now get off the back of the cart. You hear me Shrek?"

donkey to the man on the left:

what are u looking at?! go get your own cart & stuff it up your [nocando]!

Why is it every time I stick my a$$ in the air, people stop and stare?

here demostrating the new assapult

A LOT more funding is needed for the Indian space program...

Woohoo! I can see my house from here!

"You can't BELIEV what's behind that wall!"

or:

"Why didn't I rent a removal firm?"

Übereil

"Okay where did the "Jenny" go <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/question.gif" alt="" /> " *perplexed look*

"There you go...now you can change all 4 of this stubborn Mules shoes"

MWC mexican wrestling championship: The stallion in action.