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Looks like everyone's finished, so:

THE WINNER IS...

Umm, well, another hard decision. I'm lousy at judging. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Everybody came up with at least one entry that made me laugh. In the end it was a tie between the inspired silliness and punchy wording of Womble's "woohoo, I can see my house from here" and Mea Culpa's clever idea that there had been a female donkey in the picture that had vanished leaving her 'lover' literally up in the air.

I had an ancient great aunt who kept donkeys (which probably accounts for my knowing that a jenny is a female donkey). So by awarding an extra half a point for somehow managing to work sex into the joke AND reminding me of an ancient spinster great aunt all in one line - MEA CULPA wins! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

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Perhaps Australians are the only ones who'll get the joke above, so:

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"You can’t escape, Beckham, you’ll have to come up for air eventually...."


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Dear Mattel,

The Players Association loves your ‘Cricket Barbie’ concept, but there does seem to have been a slight misunderstanding about what the wickets are used for. Also, rain is not actually a compulsory element of the game…



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Perhaps Australians are the only ones who'll get the joke above, so:

Doesn't matter. There's an Australian judge after all. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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Some horny men on the bank behind her shouting.......
"Thats it darling bend over a bit more, you'll be able to see the fish then" [Linked Image]

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Don't know if Spick's 'fish' comment can be beaten though.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


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"There's always an bigger fish " <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> My favourite so far! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

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