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Unfortunatley for Womble the judge doesnät understand it,



Like most funny things, the humour rather disappears if it has to be explained. But in English a doe is a female deer.

And 'Doe' sounds the same as the famous 'stupid' sound, usually spelled "D'oh". I think that it was made famous by Homer Simpson, although it had been around longer than that.

It's quite a funny caption on its own, but it was extra funny coming right after the caption in the post before, where the guy didn't see a "deer crossing" sign. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

Of course, you shouldn't be led astray by HandEFood's comments (just because he's the grand guru of the thread), my captions are actually just that little bit funnier. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

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Of course, you shouldn't be led astray by HandEFood's comments (just because he's the grand guru of the thread), my captions are actually just that little bit funnier.


Of course they are Kris... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


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Of course, you shouldn't be led astray by HandEFood's comments (just because he's the grand guru of the thread), my captions are actually just that little bit funnier.


Of course they are Kris... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />


I'm regretting that comment already! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" /> I remembered that if I win I have to find another picture, and Ubereil's will be hard to top....

Womble's caption is better! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Actually, it IS a particularly good piece of opportunistic wit. I agree with HandEFood. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />

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Now that I know that a doe is a female deer Wombles caption got a entire new meening (that's smart!). And, since I think the Simpsons is one of the best series ever, I know what Doh meens. (They're playing poker. Homer gets an entire new hand. He looks at the first card, says Doh! Second, Doh! Third, Doh! Forth, Doh! Fifth, Doh! Then he adds: I mean, woho? He had a straight flush...).

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Did you understand my line Ubereil? No eye dear (No Idea) get it? No eyes...Huh , huh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />


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Did you understand my line Ubereil? No eye dear (No Idea) get it? No eyes...Huh , huh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />


OH REALLY???

(Note: Do NOT let Spick win!!!)

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PS Winner will be announced this very evening DS


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Did you understand my line Ubereil? No eye dear (No Idea) get it? No eyes...Huh , huh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />


yeah gottit - no eye deer. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> it's an old joke though.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" />

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OK, it havn't happened anything in over a day, so I think, for this threads best, I better announce a winner!

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PS and that's exactly what I'll do in my next post <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> DS


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OK, many good ones ("Why can't you just bring sandwiches like everybody else Lars?", "Things have really changed since the legal hunting age was reduced to 14...", "Halfway down the first block elke thought that a scarf might have been more practical after all.") but I'll go for the one t with the double meaning:


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"Doe!" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


So, Womble, find a good picture!

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I actually wish I could post replies to this one myself. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


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OK, I've worked out how to flush it, but I still haven't figured out how to get the toilet paper out of the locked safe before the bomb goes off in 30 seconds... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

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"Vell, Mr Bond. If vu von't talk, I vill just have to show vu... Hillary Duff's new vilm clip!"


OMG you just mentioned you know who's name was banned from this forum...


over to a contest entry:
My name is Bond, James B... pardon me, my back itches.


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