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My brother came up with this one:

"F*king idiot!"

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I'll never buy designer furniture again!


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They told me this new laxative would work !


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OMG you just mentioned you know who's name was banned from this forum...

Presicely! Muahahahahahahahahahaaa! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />

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"Welcome to IKEA Mr.Bond"


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"The man from Del Monte he say NOTHING!! 'till you pay the ransom" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />


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Wait! - I've changed my mind. Cancel the vasectomy, I'll have a haircut instead... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

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It's a facelift machine Mr Bond. It will lift yours about fifteen feet. Not the body, you understand - just the face... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />


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Here's the pic again, as it's dropped from view on the default page layout.
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Bugger! - nothing worse than flat batteries on your Orgasmatron just as it's about to start the vibration cycle.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sad.gif" alt="" />

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I wonder if a lady would like too... oh never mind. They don't want to rescue me.



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"Why didn't I just choose that comfy looking sofa in the background...Do'h!!"

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"Seriously Steve, I know you think "Tomorrow never dies" is a discrase to filmhistory but isn't this a little extreme?"

"Hun, didn't you say Pierce Brosnan was your favorite actor?"

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"Welcome to IKEA Mr.Bond"


Spick is out in front!

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"Seriously Steve, I know you think "Tomorrow never dies" is a disgrace to filmhistory but isn't this a little extreme?"


This is good too! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />


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I'm placed second, but second isn't good enough <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />! And christ, I'm out of ideas.. Now what am I gonna do? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/idea.gif" alt="" /> Bribe the judge! Womble, the next time I see you, I'll by you a hamburger. If I win that is! If not I can allways get one of them chairs. And then I will look for you, not avoid you...

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Keep trying! You all have one more day!

UB: Burger sounds good. Medium-rare, no cheese... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />


" Road rage, air rage. Why should I be forced to divide my rage into seperate categories? To me, it's just one big, all-around, everyday rage. I don't have time for distinctions. I'm too busy screaming at people. " -George Carlin
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be ware, this is actually an entry to the contest:

"I'm out of ideas! anyone?"


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"So vee meet again Mr. Bond...I did my research and knew you like to keep fit. How do you like my killer benchpress to which I 'ave lured you? It would be vun to watch you die Mr. Bond, but I must take over the world of sports fitness everywhere. I shall leave to now to die with no one to watch, as is my custom. I am thinking perhaps you shall not escape this time...farewell Mr. Bond."

Longest caption ever?? Is that worth something at least!? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" />

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