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In your dreams there is a doctor named Elerath, and every time you see him in the dream you are afraid and hide behind a old man named Zandalor.



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When you have a split personality and you think to be the Divine One in the real life and you are seeking for Josephina everywhere. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" />

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(Which are the classics again?)

When you think your bed is weigthless so you can walk around with it in your backpack...

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When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
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When you see statues in the park, and try desperately to turn them all to face north, whilst looking for a secret entrance somewhere..... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

or.... jumping down the well, only to find out.....it's full of very cold water...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

Nice thread pic there Lews.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />
should be some real good ones from all the diehard <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/div.gif" alt="" /> fans...
...let's wait a bit and see...... Bean should be along shortly with a few quips.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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When you're amazed not to find a lever for entering neighbor's house...

When you're opening (wine or beer) barrels with an axe believing you will find money there.

When you're amazed pub's customers are not commenting your high deeds and the cops are not obeying you when you're saying you are the Lord/Lady Protector!


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When you try to revive an ice sculpture.


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When you're going into the Zoo just for watching (and perhaps trying to steal) some Scorpions. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />


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Wait, you actually saw me doing that?!

When you are going to the market and you see a sewer trap door and you go over and try to go inside.



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When you're going into the Zoo just for watching (and perhaps trying to steal) some Scorpions. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

And when you use these scorpions to get rid of your ennemies. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

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Thas so mean! TO the scorpions... they're not skeletal you know...



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When in the dreams you are walking in a dark forest and see a flamming sword in a stone.
That was a 'bloody' nightmare... I would better not talk about it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shhh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" />


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at every birthday, i always hear a BLINK!! then i said BRILLIANT!! loudly though i have no idea why. & because of that i have a lot of unspent skillpoints. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />



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When you develop a lower back pain <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puppyeyes.gif" alt="" />


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When you have play the game 5 times and want to play the game once more <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />(beat it everytime lol) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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When you can only get a few things into your backpack, like your lunchbox, a drink and a couple magazines and NOT any Swords ,Axes, Armour or shields for some strange reason??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

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When you're angry because big lizard at Repitle World won't join the council of seven. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

When you set up a home base on your front lawn where you leave your extra stuff, expecting that noone will steal it. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

When you're surprised that touching the statue of a frog does not turn you into one.

When you're not surprised seeing the imp that lives in your neibour's shed...
...For that matter, when you see an imp living in your neibour's shed. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

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when you can carry weapons, armor, food, a bed, and barrels full of stuff and still are able to out run monsters.


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when you are asking everyone where the d*mn orcs whent to cause you can't have slay them all!


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when you are complaining that you cannot buy a map of aleroth or rivellon anywhere.

when you are trying to translocate to the other side of the garden.

when you are trying to drop flasks on plants to get health potions

when you are trying to find the different replies on the bottom of your screen when talking to someone.

if you beat someone and think that you now have leveled up.

if you see a white cat, call it Arhu and think it will say something back.

when you see an old man with a stick and think its a wizard.

when you are telling against everyone that you have been killed by a dragonrider, and are brought back to life by a wizard.

when asking a winemerchant dwarvenwine.

when killing a wolf and think it will drop a piece of meat.

if you try to move your mousepointer over a barrel to see how many items there are inside.

if you think you can stop the conversation by pressing the x in the bottom of the screen.

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When you are able to name this much simptoms?

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when other people(like your parents) say: you have played enough!


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...when everyone calls you a "Marked One" and you know what they are talking about.


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When you take part in this thread. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />

Yea, thats all of you... and me...

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When you eat your neibour's cat, and then all the other cats in the world attack you when you come near them.

When your boss gets angry at you when you let customers buy whatever they want with anything they have on them.
"I'd like to trade my jacket for these 200 video games."
"You'd trade high quality leather for some round peices of metal that aren't even sharp? You got a deal!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Hehe.... chum..."

When you desperatly poke a pyrimid shaped stone hoping to teleport away from your angry boss.

When you then try to get a quest from anyone you can find on the street, or you just talk to them for information. Then you wonder why they run from you, thinking your a crazy person. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />
"Hi."
"Uh... hi..."
... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />
"Do you have any quests for me?"
"... what the hell are you talking about."
"Do you need me to slay the orcs that are recking your farm?"
"Dude, we're in the middle of the city."
"Do you have any information on the whereabouts of these pestering orcs?"
"Wha- NO! Go away!"
"Are you affiliated with them? You are! I challenge you to a duel!"
"AAAAHHHHHHHH"

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" /> I would sooo do that.

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You should so do that it wold be so funny lol!

"Breaking news we have a report of someone walking around the city and asking people to go and kill some orcs and trying to get "QUESTS" if you see this man be sure to call anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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and then all the people who played dd to much will be doing the same thing.

"breaking news: everwhere there are appearing people like the guy named before. some even are asking to lead them to "the council of seven" to get to "the wastelands". be carrefull people, make sure you do not get infected."

well where did i put my sword of the gods? and my dragon armor?


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"Oh, man! I've been shot."
"Everyone calm down! I'm a professional! Ah, I see you've lost alot of health there. You don't have any potions than?"
"I need an ambulance!"
"Don't panic, I can fix this all up. All you need to do is reload from your furthest back save point. Ok?"
"Uh... Ok, I could try."
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"Uh... Ok, I could try."
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"All you need to do is... you idiot! You only had one save file and you overwritted it after you were shot! You noob!"
(man looks embarassed)
"Uhh... fine, I'll give you a potion this one time. Don't let it happen again!"

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When you approch a stranger with this subject:

"Pardon me Sir?"
"Yes?"
"I'm sorry to bother you, but I seem to have misplaced my scorpion traps. You wouldn't happen to have any would you?"
"Yea, here you go. That'll be one leg of cow please."
"Oh, well if you don't have one... what? You said you did have one?"
(man nods)
"Oh, I guess I'll take it then... man, I really didn't see that comming. I mean, you actually have one."
"Yup."
"Okay than."
"Okay."
... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
"Have any... uh... orcs you need taken care of?"

Talk about akward situation. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

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When "Brilliant!" "How Wonderful!" and "Superb!" make their way into your bedroom talk .... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ohh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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As long as you don't say "I wonder what that did".

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You know you've played Divine Divinity too much when you hear everybody saying "I wonder what that did". <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

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When "Brilliant!" "How Wonderful!" and "Superb!" make their way into your bedroom talk ....


ahhh ha ha ha, oh my word

I want to try that. See if I can cue up the BING! at exactly the right moment then shout "EXCELLENT! OUTSTANDING!"

The second day I had this game (I'd played it about four hours total) I went to sleep that night and actually dreamt of playing the game...I've never had a dream about games before, ha ha.

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When you have to go to the nearest bookstore, and you ask people to mark it on your map with a red flag.

When you go by train somewhere, and when the train-dude asks you for your ticket, you give him a teleporter scroll...



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When you actually carry around a teleporter scroll...


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When you enter a church or a cemetary and wonder why you are not attacked by ghosts


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You refuse to bless yourself when entering a new church, until you can check if the priest has taken in any orphans recently, just in case the holy water has been... um, 'tampered with'.

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hahaha

And when you check out the graves - just to see if there is some hidden zombie - or money, or potions, and you do not understand why people who sees you are so angry and call you things like grave robber ...

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...You put some glass balls in pockets hoping for better stats.
...You try to pause the world to rethink your next move.
...You're walking and constantly trying to press Alt button to see things You might wanna pick up.

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When you travel, instead of staying in a motel, you make a bed out of two bails of hay.

Your shopping for a new bow and ask the clerk how much dex and str you need. Instead of offering money, you ask to trade a rusty knife for it. When the manager of the store asks you to leave, you say, "That is not a option, I will miss experience points." When the police arrive and are hostile, you say, "Why are you hostile? My reputation is 43.




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...You're walking and constantly trying to press Alt button to see things You might wanna pick up.


You're using the alt button to see anyting useful in any other game!
Such behavior is quite irritating when you have played another game for a long while that uses the ctrl button to show where enemies are. If you play a tactical shooter with stealth missions after that and the ctrl button functions as 'fire' button....


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