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When I came up, I embedded my penis in the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of feathery [color:"orange"] elephants [/color] on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.


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When I came up, I embedded my penis in the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a [color:"orange"] lunch [/color] of feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.


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When I came up, I embedded[color:"orange"] her [/color]penis in the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a lunch of feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced. [/quote]


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When I came up, I embedded her penis in the open [color:"orange"]ATM[/color] which made me stagger back against a showcase with a lunch of feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.



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When [color:"orange"]mother[/color] came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which made me stagger back against a showcase with a lunch of feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

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When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which made me [color:"orange"]fly [/color] back against a man
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When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which [color:"orange"]hold[/color] me fly back against a man
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When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which hold me fly open [color:"orange"] through [/color] a man
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When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which hold me fly open [color:"orange"] through [/color] a man
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When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which hold [color:"orange"]the pope's [/color]fly open through a man
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When mother came up, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which hold the pope's fly open through a man [color:"orange"]eating[/color] a lunch for feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.

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When mother came [color:"orange"] gushing [/color], I embedded her penis in the open ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating a lunch for feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the floor and bounced.


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When mother came gushing , I embedded her penis in the open ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating a lunch for feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the [color:"orange"] Cop [/color] and bounced.


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When mother came gushing , I embedded her penis in the open ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating a lunch for feathery elephants on it. All of them missed the Cop [color:"orange"] that [/color] bounced.


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When mother came gushing , I embedded her penis in the open ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating a lunch for feathery elephants on it. [color:"orange"]Some [/color] of them missed the Cop that bounced.

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When mother came gushing, I embedded her penis in the open ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating [color:"orange"]rancid[/color] lunch for feathery elephants on it. Some of them missed the Cop that bounced.

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When mother came gushing, I embedded her penis in the [color:"orange"] burning [/color] ATM which holds the pope's fly open through a man eating [color:"orange"]rancid[/color] lunch for feathery elephants on it. Some of them missed the Cop that bounced.


Das Ganze ist mehr als die Summe seiner Teile(Aristoteles)
Aber wenn man das einzelne nicht mehr beachtet, hat das ganze keinen Sinn mehr (Stone)
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