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She was walking all alone
Down the street in the alley
Her name was sally
She never saw it
When she was hit by space junk

In new york
Miami beach
Heavy metal fell
In cuba
Angola
Saudi Arabia
On Christmas eve
Said norad
A Soviet sputnik
Hit Africa
India
Venezuela
In texas
Kansas
It’s falling fast
Peru too
It keeps coming
It keeps coming

And now I’m mad about (space junk!)
I’m all burned out about (space junk!)
Oooh walk & talk about (space junk!)
It smashed my baby’s head
And now my sally’s dead

Ãœbereil

smog is so dmn bad...stupid idiots wich finded all the cars and stuff out,,, <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

If you have such smog problems in the winter... what's it like in the summer? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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There she was, just walking down the street
Singing doo-wa-di-di-di-di-dam-di-di-do
Snapping her fingers and shuffling to the beat
Singing doo-wa-di-di-di-di-dam-di-di-do

(It's Ube's song's fault if that song is gonna be in everyone's head now <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" />)

Breath? Breathing's for fish! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />


On that subject, I've got a new fact! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" /> Its a celebration!



Did you know that banging your head against a wall constantly for a while is a very good way to lose calories? Its true and proven!

Its also true that if you do this weight-loss maneuver, you'll lose many many brain cells! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> SO DON'T DO IT! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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Killerzzz

killerfog now gone but responsible for many many deaths, when will poeple learn, stop smoking eel. No seriously if we all start using a bike more often killerfog wouldn't exist

In the state of Vermont, there are no road signs. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

I would get lost there:

In the middle of nowhere
"Excuse me sir, but could you point me in the direction of Vermont?"
"Uh, you're in Vermont."
"Really? It must be an unpopulated place! I didn't even see a sign..."
"...Man, Vermont is a state, not a city."
"... ... ... Oh, and I suppose the U.S. is a country then, huh?"
"Yyyy-ah..."
"... ... Ah... ... I see..."

And thats me lost in Vermont. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Before my little skit, you had just been facted by:

Killerzzz




P.S.: And didja ever notice how the word 'nowhere' looks like 'now''here' instead of 'no''where'?
Well I did.
Kurplunk!-&*

"In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"
-- The Simpsons

"In Soviet Russia, fork turns you!"
-- The Simpsons

"D'oh!"
-- The Simpsons




Did you know that, in the script for episodes of The Simpsons, "D'oh!" is written as "Disgruntled grunt" ? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />


You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

P.S.: In retrospect, it might actually be "Disgruntled moan", but I forget. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

no

Someone tickle me please, so I can start laughing <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Ok, that will do <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> I like it, thanks Cleglaw <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/kissyou.gif" alt="" />

* tickle tickle *

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Cooties. What are they? Where do they come from? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mage.gif" alt="" />

You'd be surprised, actually. A 'cootie' is simply a louse (singular of lice).


Now, from whence came this schoolyard myth that 'guuurls haave coooo-tiiiies!' <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" /> ?

Well, its a proven fact. Because girls, in general, have longer hair, they are more prone to having lice (and so, cooties).


"Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite." ... Wuts a begbug? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

Well guys and gals, a 'bedbug' is simply another type of lice. While a cootie will take up home in your hair, bedbugs are the type that hag out on furniture, and in the hair on the other parts of your body (armpits, arms, chest, legs, ... inbetween those last two <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> ..., etc.).


And finally, what the hell is a louse? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Well, a louse is a bug that latches itself onto one of your hairs with its powerful claws (thats why you can't just scratch'em out). They get down near your flesh, and drink your blood like the common tick, leech, or misquito. They can't fly or jump, and they are about 0.5 to 0.8 milimeters (mm) in length. And they eggs. Oooh, do they ever lay eggs. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/badsmile2.gif" alt="" />




You've just been facted by:

Killerzzz

Well, that went well with my toast and coffee....... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Toxic mind control-Read all about it here

Gal giggles <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
no not the belly!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Cool article, Cleglaw. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Ewww... Grooooss...

That makes any of my other stuff seem delectible.

Fascinating though. But I don't see the schizophrenic people making others eat them. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> Still, fascinating.

Half the worlds population, eh?

Are You An Alien Abductee?

Connection maybe? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/XmasEek.gif" alt="" />

It would explain the blackouts... waking up in strange places... the dreams...


Take me to your leader! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

...........................................

But back on a serious note, I bet its got alot to do with the schizophrenia. So, what do the Toxoplasma gondii want? Whats with the schizophrenic behavior? What is their plan? World domination? Murder? Eat more candie?

Who knows... maybe there is no plan or, that is, objective (grasshopper: get eaten). Maybe, in people, they just cause irrationnal and even violent behavior. Maybe they accidently tap into what we may call 'evil'. Of course, not all schizophrenics are bad (just alot of 'em). My guess at the schizophrenia that we are supposing they cause, is them trying to get eaten by a tiger or something (I don't know, I'm not a doctor <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> ) but since we have highly evolved minds, their messages get screwed up and fugged up sh1te happens (pardon my french... and whats up with that expression anyhow? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> ... thats not french, sillies! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> ).

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(wait a second... did I just say that, or was I thinking it?... did they hear me?... )

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Killerzzz

Singulars You Probably Didn't See Comming

Whats the singular of Applause?: <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> Plaudit. </span>

Whats the singular of Dice?: <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> Die </span>
(and I've done the next one already)
Whats the singular of lice?: <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> Louse (same as mice and mouse) </span>

Past Tense You Probably Didn't See Comming

Whats the past tense of (cursword...) sh*t? <span class='standouttext'>Spoiler : </span><span class='spoiler'> swap the 'i' for an 'a' and you got it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> (same as sit and sat) </span>



On a different note, I will annouce the winner of the Caption Contest either at lunch or tonight. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" />



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