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errrrrr.......
"two wrongs don't make a right"

"Trouble in mariage often starts when a woman gets so busy thinking of sugar she forgets about the pepper."

-equal crossing my dearest queeny?
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not pecker? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns...
Ever notice how all womens probIems begin with men? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

DQ doing a small victory dance (probably prematurely) <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

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Probably becouse men dunno anything about those. (they panick enough about those as it is)
Only women make them worse than they are. Blessings in disguise? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

Post deleted by LewsTherinKinslayer13

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/offtopic.gif" alt="" />Lews, I recommend you go into the thread for the mentally ill and take further lessons from Setharmon - and if he decides to take his coaching day off - here's mine:

Posts consisting only of smilies is not very imaginative

You've done this a bit too often for my liking - same goes for posts just repeating something that has been posted before, specially in the help section. Lews, your post behaviour is starting to annoy me severely! And I won't accept an apology - you've done this too often with zero consequences for later posts.

Change your behaviour - you're angering a lot of forum members, including me. And you're very lucky, I'm no mod either.
Kiya


To Jurak: Sorry, for spoiling your thread <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shame.gif" alt="" />

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly.
- Henri Bergson

We have no right to ask when sorrow comes, "Why did this happen to me?" unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way.
- Philip S. Bernstein

We are tomorrow's past.
- Mary Webb
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Those were some nice positive ones DQ <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Mine are nihilistic

"Dont get mad, get even"

"Revenge is a dish best served with a chainsaw"

"yours is not to who or why, yours is but to do or die"
Mmmmmm.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" />

no use crying over spilt milk

don't worry...


what's done is done...


there is always tomorrow...


don't worry.....it'll be fine....


yes, they are ALWAYS open...


nah, that'll NEVER happen !....


don't i feel like a horse'sass !...


s#it or get off the pot?...........what.......?

she had two 45's pointed at my chest......she also had a gun!


she said she had a flat tire.......
i pumped a little, she pumped a little,
then we fixed the flat! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />


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Some oldies

Life is a bi**
S*** Happens

I use those a bit to often nowadays <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

umm, 'better late then never'?

"a rolling stone gathers no moss"

a classic:
mess with the best (=Viper), die like the rest <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Viper's do as Viper's please <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

you've been a naughty girl! go to my room.

It ain't my fault, the community made me do it

IF everyone was juymping off bridges, would u?

why put off till tomorrow, what you can do today.........

or......

why do today, what you can put off till tomorrow




I'm a schizophrenic.........and so am I. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

"you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink"