I have to admit I expected a patch too.
All the signs aligned: the last patch was exactly two weeks before, it was a Tuesday as well and more importantly SteamDB was signaling a lot of activity updating a build called "patch3" in the game's repository.
All circumstantial hints that amount to exactly zero hard evidence.
And in fact it turned out to be an unjustified expectation.
Guys I'm thirsty for content too but no reason to get dickish about it
I'm not exactly the greatest fan of the OP's post history, but to be fair he was just being silly. The only people being "dickish" here are the ones replying with gratuitous passive-aggressive cattiness as if someone was questioning their mother's dignity.