[color:"orange"]Read "Magic Kingdom for sale/sold" by Terry Brooks[/color]

That was a good book, but I think being king would involve far too much politics, not to mention paperwork... another couple conditions;

[*]No arch enemies or factions who want you dead before you even get to the world
[*]No power over, or ongoing responsibility for, anyone besides fiends, family and maybe a couple apprentices. Quests to kill evil monsters, etc are fine, but I would want to spend the majority of my time free to do arcane research or whatever else I felt like.