LaFille: "fails to" is soo much better...

Poor Santa who smell asparagus, and hold custard pies, because evil midgets shall pay with pain in their nose.
[color:"orange"] Ridiciouslly [/color] HandE will die laughin' of Tickles, saith the DUDE: while Setharmon tries to take over Santa's brain.

Übereil

Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.

Ambrose Bierce