One infected flowershaped boil chicken into Santa's nose will start anyone while eating crumpled paper with[color:"orange"] Paris Hilton's [/color] characterless birch slaughterhouse.

Sorry, couldn't resist the words "boil", "chicken" and "characterless" all together in a sentence without PH's name in it to spice it up <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/evilgrin1.gif" alt="" />

Here is the next assignment:
Award-winner Reese Witherspoon made her mark in a knee-length Chanel haute couture number with metallic trim.