I went over to see my nephews today and as soon as I got through the door the youngest asked if I wanted to play a game with him. I said I'm off to the toilet first but he followed me in and pointed to the flush buttons.

He said "you press the small button if you have a wee, the big one if you have a poo and both together if you have a really big poo" which cracked me up. Thought it was funny enough a 3 year old showing me how to flush a toilet but the comment he came out with was just class. My reply was "yeah OK.. right. Now Ill be a minute, go out and please close the door."

Anyone else have any examples?

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