You're all wrong, so horribly HORRIBLY wrong.
What's supposed to happen is this:
1. Your friend is supposed to wander into a bug, get teleported into Rob Zombie while level 2 then claim it wasn't their fault.
2. Your friend is also supposed to accidently attack a guard, causing you to have to reload the last 10 minutes worth of vendoring you just finished across 4 vendors to find enough gold.
3. Your friend is also supposed to not tell you to save right before an important RPS roll off to get the Mortician to confess... again causing you to lose 20 minutes because you can't save while they're crafting or it closes their bags.
What is ALSO supposed to happen is every time a conversation comes along, you need to give a dramatic reading of the text, in an appropriate voice for 17th century England.
