Jeff the stalker... ugh. :P He can teleport everywhere he wishes!
It's the hat I'm telling you!
Y'know, I just realised something:
What if the hat isn't an ordinary hat? What if it's a parasitic hat which implants some creature or magical force into your brain, which controls you to do things against your will?
Btw, why is the elf in your KS avatar so grumpy? :p