Tea is just water with some (herbal) dirt in it.
How dare you. You uncultured heathen! I demand satisfaction! (throws a tea leaves at you)
And bring this...walking advertisement with you.
There is only one Teas and that is Earl Gray of Lipton.
Brewed to perfection then sweetened with sugar (while hot)
and if your feeling a little adventurous add a hint of lemon.
For the great "Southern Sweet Tea" :P