LOL, we confounded him with our humor. No matter what he tried to do we turned it into some game or joke and had a really fun time with it. But nothing to do with him. Thread drift really irritates trolls. They'll do anything to be the center of attention and if you just go on about your business they leave. We would see who could get the thread to drift the fastest while still using at least one main word in the title of the thread. It was grand fun.

The universe is expanding -- that should ease traffic.